Napkin Dust

Well, it wasn't my first time handling balls.

fuck you moby. I thought this was over.
 

holy fuck

gonna be honest, I misread that as "command dick system"
I should probably go to bed

I can understand the AO rating but part of me thinks if the ESRB had just slapped an M rating on it and fucked off to lunch then there would be less attention paid to this stupid game. If anything AO just makes edgy kids and angry neckbeards want to play it even more.

Because children might cut themselves on the edge, of course.

VALVE!

Here's a thought: Make games with more than two hours of gameplay :^y

Alright, I figured I'd move all the shit about my Jacket cosplay out of TIAM:Gaming and here instead, as it's under way. Since the letter jacket I ordered is a bit too tight, I'll be going for his Payday 2 look rather than his classic Hotline rendition.
Planned/necessary additions:
Replica Jacket's Piece. Painted with a gradient, stencils for the palm trees, and stickers for Richard and the 50 Blessings logo. Base will be an airsoft Mac-10 A baseball bat, covered in fake blood. A teal shirt to wear under the jacket. Older tennis shoes or sneakers. I need to ask my mom what they wore in the 80's. A tape recorder with a tape of some of Jacket's lines. Hand wrapping. Less fucking gut on me holy SHIT I need to get in shape. Better selfie skills. I am not doing myself any favors. Completed steps:
Prepare jacket and jeans. Sew B out of felt and attach to jacket. Prepare Richard mask. Prepare belt. Here's what it looks like so far. Finally took a pic because my room isn't pig disgusting messy any more. Also my clothes are wrinkly; haven't had time to iron lately. I think my monitor's resolution is fucked up. I hope I don't look that fat at least jesus fucking christ.

​this generation man, they don't know anything
 
only 10's kids will get this

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i can't beelieve that you're upset

​i guess you'll need to bee more careful next time

RAZ NO GET NERD SPEAK
RAZ ANGRY

THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S WORKING AT IBM

Darn it Ron, stop eating those Every Flavour Hamburgers! Voldermort has risen to make every muggle feel a bit under the weather!

How a real singer goes shirtless.

Will you play Dota 2 again ever in the future? Then it's worth it to grab a compendium.

​It depends on how much effort you'll put into it, because it a certain point it'll be good because of the item sets+ immortals you'll be pulling in. Either way, I still think $10 for everything you get (and will get because there's no way we don't hit the final stretch goal) is a pretty good deal.

Save yourself while you still have a life. These nerds are like zombies: Infectious and riddled with diseases no ordinary man should have to put up with. There are two ordinary exits; The x button at the top of the screen that closes out the window entirely, or the nearest blunt and heavy object you can find. Use the latter because the former is only a temporary solution. Take the object and repeatedly smash your computer with it. Leave nothing undamaged and leave nothing working. Afterwards, do the same to your router and then the same to your phone; subSPUF has a tendency to infect everything through your wifi, so just destroying your computer won't be enough to escape. After you've done this, walk out of your house and drive to the nearest airport. Because subSPUF is quite the cultural mixing pot, I suggest you escape to the middle east. Be wary, though, one of Them was in Israel or Afghanistan late last year. Once you are in a safe enough country, apply for citizenship, change your name, and by a new computer and phone. After setting up your wifi and stuff, deactivate your email and make a new one. After updating all of your account stuff with the new email information, and setting up your contact list again on your phone, you can live an ordinary and safe life.
TL;DR, welcome.

this one is still my favorite