A 1970 Corvette

I got one. Fuckin' ez.

Little did corvette know that we already went to the future and stole cookies.

Snicker doodle master race.

Ganondorf is sexiest.

Im gonna call that thing Falafel cat.

no cube you goddamn idiot i meant zelda

Never heard of her.

>implying

Why play LoL when you can also not play LoL

> implying that high school seniors (or students of any sort) care about looking like a degenerate

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grapeshot

real men mind's desire a few times before that just to drag out the turn for longer

THE turn? You mean you only took the one in a row?

have you tried adding more 2hu

ROTK is great.

Do it, TF2 is slowly dying, is my belief.

every thing that isn't killed outright dies slowly

he finally admits it

called it yo sell that shit fore you're stuck with it

ur a qt lol

true fact

how fun

"Oh, but it's not my problem if you can't access the only way to get school-related materials, you should have went back in time and got them before they were even assigned."

I can already see it now.

I feel ya bro.

tell them about how you'll pwn them with your pure warrior

Go to a different college if you're that lazy

bitch I will layer 1 hack you

No, but I did take vodka shots and then yelled about how the germans are trying to invade again as I was shooting

That'll do.

Good nugget is good.

I just want triginometry gone, everything else can stay

Feel my pain and know my suffering.

Math is hard

So is life

Get over it

John, Paul, George, Snoop

Jamal, James, Reynaldo, Greg (actually srs), Steve

*various names of flowers*, Jen, Rita, Kate, Steph

thanks nerds i will now proceed to not use these names

If you have a rough idea of when the birthday is, ask each of your friends you know will be attending what they'll be doing for a few of those days. They should spill the beans without you ever directly asking when the birthday is.

oh fuck me sideways ignore my comment i thought you said "i don't know what it is"

as in "i don't know what a magic mat is"

Also, if he's having any kind of event, you can sneak the information out that way. Ask him when his birthday is. He'll probably respond with a date. Then say "sorry, I meant the time." That'll mask the intent of the question.

Thalia is the purest mtg waifu

Y'all are wrong. Saffi Eriksdotter ftw.

I just said "shes pretty good," dont jump to conclusions now. the Best Girl in Magic is Radha

the above should be taken very literally

fact: the union actually paid the devil after gettysburg after they made a deal with him so they would win

but only after the confederates decided to stop working in protest.

who framed armageddon

it was the nazis the setians

look at this nerd trying to use bbcode in a status update

planetary intergalactic

thank you paero

paradox

I want to get a hip flask and fill it with water so I can have easy access to water.

Wouldn't a canteen be better for that though? You could store more.

Or a camelback.

I want to get a hip flask so I can summon demons from another dimension

If you have the mobo you can start putting things on it.

Otherwise you could scratch at the door while meowing loudly.

I'm literally only missing my disc drive, HDD, and win7

I don't want to put the mobo together yet, though, though it would probably help me calm the fuck down a bit and stop constantly thinking about it

Yeah, I just put stuff together as it arrived. Less parts lying around while you're waiting for what's left.

What promo? The discount?

don't get your big stupid hair caught in anything

So you did go with the prostitution plan?

Yeah, we'll see how it all works out

i like this word. boopadoo. I shall use it,

boopadoo best padoo

Hell bent, hell bent for _______

hell

president

red>black>blue>all those other people

u ppl r fuckin weird LOL

yeah well chicken > panda