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  1. So because I decided to watch the entirety of Madoka yesterday instead of studying, I'm going into two tests completely blind. I'm not only an idiot, but because of Madoka I'm also a depressed idiot.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      Rebellion Story didn't happen and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      C'mon step it up.

    3. Arm the Homeless
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  2. Oh for the love of the Mistress, my mother's playing Christmas music now.

  3. Playing through my Pokemon Platinum and found the Pokemon Mansion. And the Maid-Battle-Marathon challenge. Amazing.

    1. Simon

      Simon

      You're so strong!!!!!

      also tip: if you get the target number of turns, you get a bonus battle-

      use thief on their pokemon, it has a rare candy.

    2. Arm the Homeless
  4. YOUR GOD(DESS?) HAS ARRIVED. What did I miss?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Someone finally showed appreciation for my latent psychic powers.

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      You made them do it, Cube. So shuddup.

    3. tsc

      tsc

      You wish you were a god or goddess.

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  5. I'll see you all saturday, until then, vacation time.

    1. LadyBernkastel
    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Let's not have a repeat of last year's fiasco.

      Hand over the stuffing quietly.

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Remember, Turkey God is watching you.

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  6. Ow ow fuck why is it so easy to hit my head on the hanging lamp above my computer chair

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Next time you level up, put all your points into dexterity and awareness. You'll need those for reflex saves and awareness skill checks.

    2. Silent

      Silent

      there is a lamp made of glass in the hall outside my room that i have to duck under to not smash my head on it (and of course i always forget to do so when i've just woken up), it's the worst

  7. The Battle of Little Grinderhorn ended in tragedy.

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I WANT TO CUM INSIDE THE BANANA GRINDER.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      what'd I miss?

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I WANT TO GRIND BANANAS ALL OVER THE SERVER BUFFER OVERFLOW

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  8. Shit, I need a topic for a persuasive essay. I'm thinking a "Wrangler is OP" essay but I don't think my teacher would go for it. Give alternatives.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Dual I seriously don't think you can be this uninformed

    2. tam

      tam

      why masturbating after eating indian food is the dumbest fucking thing somebody can do

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Corvette I promise you I can.

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  9. We had to make Ethernet cables in my Networking class, and we have to keep hold of them between classes. I've managed to make all these cables become great fashion accessories, unfortunately some teachers don't like Ethernet cable hair-ribbons. Who knew?

    1. Medic

      Medic

      That sounds like a very fun lesson.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      the ethermeido

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      That sounds pretty awesome, actually.

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  10. I've discovered the majesty of sleeping with socks on. Why did I not do this before?

    1. tam

      tam

      i can't sleep with socks on, it feels weird to me

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      People who sleep in socks are a plague upon the earth.

      Just like the rest of humanity.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I don't like [thing], therefore the people who do like [thing] are [negative quality]

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  11. After watching TFS's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged episode 4, I now know what Anime I'll be watching next.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >god mode protagonists killing everyone standing against them

      now I know why Dual liked this

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Yea, expect ALOT of curb-stomp battles in here. Best of all, the vampires don't sparkle, they're the classic old school vamps that we know and love.

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      If you're looking for Vampire stuff, Vampire Hunter D might also be an option

      http://myanimelist.net/anime/543/Vampire_Hunter_D:_Bloodlust

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  12. Walked into the kitchen this morning and I found a box of Swiss Rolls on the counter, next to a bag of Tapatio Ruffles. HOLYFUCK BEST MORNING EVER

  13. Stamda made me an Archmaid symbol. NOW I'll never change my steam avatar.

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      note the "steam" part of that

      I'm constantly going to change my subspuf avatar

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      still skeptical

  14. The seventh comment on this update will decide my avatar for the day! (Assuming I don't find the avatar objectionable. Also post a link, not a description.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I will probably make sure that doesn't happen again next time though

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      doubleposting is the minisentry of thread games

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      stop being a scout or pyro in a thread game then, silly

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  15. "Why are parts of your pants on my chair" -Another quote overheard from my Networking class

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      run while you can

  16. So I wake up and my brother's in jail apparently... Well then.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Not sure yet. Probably had to do with his habit of 420 blazing it though. I hope that teaches him a lesson, but I'd rather not have him stay in prison for any amount of time.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I salute your blazing brother

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      So it turns out he was pulled over for his license tags being expired and the officer smelled weed, so he was arrested.

      On the other hand, this means that I'm the only of four kids in the family that hasn't been arrested! :woop:

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  17. Putting on clothes that are warm from the dryer is possibly one of the best feelings ever

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I do too. But my brit surplus pants are even more comfy.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      pajama robes are better, makes you feel fancy too.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      No, drinking water after brushing your teeth is better.

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  18. Avatar change in honour of finishing durruruaurgyd- dururaur- duruaru-... DRRR!

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      This hole... It was made for me

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Needs more pink.

  19. "Cisco is two letters away from siscon" -heard in my Networking class

    1. Simon
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm working on a moe anthropomorphism representation of IPv4 and IPv6 for the class as well.

    3. Doopliss2008
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  20. First day of AnimeVegas is today... *girlish squee*

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Dude, you better fucking believe I will, Nitz

    2. Doopliss2008
    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Beat the shit out of those weebs for me.

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  21. help I can't stop listening to the magia mindfuck remix

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Listen to soulja boy instead. you'll never want to listen to music again.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      watch rebellion story then commit suicide

  22. Man, the moon looks pretty this morning. Thanks, XY!

  23. Coming soon to a theatre near you: The Adventure of Crowvette the Combat Maid and Cube the Psychic Butler.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      who are you, the SCP foundation?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      No, they are something much worse.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      We're.... the Maidsassins.

      Nobody saw that coming.

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  24. Nabbed my ticket to Animevegas. Now just need to grab money for all the merch therein.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Sweet! Can Bernk come, too?

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Sure, just make sure noone else except the invited will come.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      >Cube: Conjure a perfect maidsassin disguise through PURE IMAGINATION

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  25. Two hat drops. In a row. Fastco server is lucky.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      oh woah I was just joking but I appreciate the gesture

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I'll take the Beard if you don't want it...

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      no fuck off mersop, I'm working hard to earn those hats

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