A 1970 Corvette

revengeance

Woods know each other.

rip shirtless medic 2013-2013
 
"he was literally dreamy"

i have lost the capacity to even
 

Now, kiss.

We're like those clubs in Slice of Life animes that don't actually do anything yet still exist

Thanks for not telling me about it, guys. I-it's not like I wanted to join or anything, stupid.
 
I don't think I need to introduce myself (hopefully). I also have no idea what you guys do here on subSPUF, albeit I recognize a lot of names.

Might as well post my superior deskop
[spoiler2][/spoiler2]

Bump.
 

Corv bait
 

Dooooooooop! And Corv. Post pls.
 
I don't care WHEN you post. Post in the morning, the afternoon, the evening, in a box with a fox eating socks, but post at least once per day.
 
Also, Doop, I did do this thing in the morning. It was like 6 AM when I wrote the most recent update.
 
Get on my timezone, scrub.

I had a series of three dreams tonight. That's what 16 hours of sleep will do to you, it seems.
 
The first was a standard TF2 dream, I was lobbying on Gorge as a Kunai (this is how I knew it was a dream ) Spy. I apparently kept picking the enemy Medic, and I could tell he was getting jarateed. Near the end of the game, I managed to backstab him, and he managed to somehow rageswitch to my team. On a lobby. I woke up after he "switched."
 
The second was... a VN, as far as I remember. I'm not sure if it was Katawa Shoujo 2 or some sorta crossover because I distinctly remember Shizune asking the character for help on something, but also apparently Eria showed up as well. It was confusing, but apparently there were a bunch of arbitrary minigames involved that I assume were to represent the character doing shit but I can't remember for sure.
 
The third was a nightmare, probably one of the worst I've ever had. I was in my house, alone, and I spotted a box on the counter. I opened it, and on the top there was a note that only had "" on it. My hands shook as I pulled out a bag of...
 
kettle corn.
 
I didn't even have time to scream before I woke up.
 

I had a series of three dreams tonight. That's what 16 hours of sleep will do to you, it seems.
 
The first was a standard TF2 dream, I was lobbying on Gorge as a Kunai (this is how I knew it was a dream ) Spy. I apparently kept picking the enemy Medic, and I could tell he was getting jarateed. Near the end of the game, I managed to backstab him, and he managed to somehow rageswitch to my team. On a lobby. I woke up after he "switched."
 
The second was... a VN, as far as I remember. I'm not sure if it was Katawa Shoujo 2 or some sorta crossover because I distinctly remember Shizune asking the character for help on something, but also apparently Eria showed up as well. It was confusing, but apparently there were a bunch of arbitrary minigames involved that I assume were to represent the character doing shit but I can't remember for sure.
 
The third was a nightmare, probably one of the worst I've ever had. I was in my house, alone, and I spotted a box on the counter. I opened it, and on the top there was a note that only had "" on it. My hands shook as I pulled out a bag of...
 
kettle corn.
 
I didn't even have time to scream before I woke up.
 

I need to do that thing that gives you civ 5 but I'd be game for this
 
naturally I'd probably be destroyed since I have no experience whatsoever
 
It would be cool to have a mumble or something for this, though. Even if my mic apparently has a lot of problems.

So you're saying there's Norway you can get in?

All aboard the cripple caboose
 
choo choo
 
OH SHIT THE CONDUCTOR'S BLIND, THE PERSON SHOVELING COAL HAS NO ARMS, THE STEWARDESS IS INCREDIBLY SHY AND UNABLE TO INTERACT WITH ANYONE, ONE OF THE TWO RADIO OPERATORS IS MUTE AND THE OTHER YELLS TOO LOUD INTO THE PHONE, THERE'S A LEGLESS GIRL ON THE TRAIN TRACKS, AND A MAN WITH A HEART PROBLEM IS TRYING TO SAVE HER

All aboard the cripple caboose
 
choo choo
 
OH SHIT THE CONDUCTOR'S BLIND, THE PERSON SHOVELING COAL HAS NO ARMS, THE STEWARDESS IS INCREDIBLY SHY AND UNABLE TO INTERACT WITH ANYONE, ONE OF THE TWO RADIO OPERATORS IS MUTE AND THE OTHER YELLS TOO LOUD INTO THE PHONE, THERE'S A LEGLESS GIRL ON THE TRAIN TRACKS, AND A MAN WITH A HEART PROBLEM IS TRYING TO SAVE HER

All aboard the cripple caboose
 
choo choo
 
OH SHIT THE CONDUCTOR'S BLIND, THE PERSON SHOVELING COAL HAS NO ARMS, THE STEWARDESS IS INCREDIBLY SHY AND UNABLE TO INTERACT WITH ANYONE, ONE OF THE TWO RADIO OPERATORS IS MUTE AND THE OTHER YELLS TOO LOUD INTO THE PHONE, THERE'S A LEGLESS GIRL ON THE TRAIN TRACKS, AND A MAN WITH A HEART PROBLEM IS TRYING TO SAVE HER

All aboard the cripple caboose
 
choo choo
 
OH SHIT THE CONDUCTOR'S BLIND, THE PERSON SHOVELING COAL HAS NO ARMS, THE STEWARDESS IS INCREDIBLY SHY AND UNABLE TO INTERACT WITH ANYONE, ONE OF THE TWO RADIO OPERATORS IS MUTE AND THE OTHER YELLS TOO LOUD INTO THE PHONE, THERE'S A LEGLESS GIRL ON THE TRAIN TRACKS, AND A MAN WITH A HEART PROBLEM IS TRYING TO SAVE HER

In this story, Hitler fakes his suicide and retreats into an underground commander N@ZI mole-city. They eventually kidnap Stalin and replace him with his evil twin, Shmalin, and through Hitler's evil testing Stalin is turned into Joseph Sharklin. Hitler eventually perfects cybernetics and integrates his now-frail body into a deadly mech-suit so he can begin the conquest of the world once again. He plans for a quick, sharp takeover of Washington, DC through an Atlantic sea raid. He rides into battle on Joseph Sharklin's back, and begins his conquest of the world.