A 1970 Corvette

Why did the chicken cross the road? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers' body-gaurds, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Froghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Froghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."

I've seen math on Mount Everest while standing on a stool.

Apparently. It seems that now, however, all gibus drops will be Ghostly. So any Gibi from before this are still Gibi, but everything after becomes Ghostly.

It hasn't hit Vermont yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAlztMvvNkk

but

Well I guess that's


too bad.

AA: 0u0
AA: n0 that l00ks stupid

I didn't rep him for you!

See, instead of reducing the male population to 1-10%, we should reduce the stupid population to 0%. No one will miss them.

KENJI WAS RIGHT IT WAS A FEMINIST CONSPIRACY THE WHOLE TIME WE HAVE TO RALLY BEHIND EVERYTHING MANNLY IF WE WISH TO NOT BE SQUASHED BY THE FEMINIST LEGIONS

Let's translate you some of the weapons from Spanish to English, although DCP would be more suitable for this... Force a Nature: In Spanish, they translated it as "Dispensadora de caña". Literally, it would be translated as "Cane Dispenser", but "caña" here is used as "get a move on". So, "Get a Move On-er"? Soda Popper: "Refrescopeta", Refreshotgun. Baby-Face's Blaster: "Devastadora del Imberbe", Beardless' Devastator. Winger: "aeropistola", aeropistol. Bonk! Atomic Punch: "Bonk! La bebida salvavidas", Bonk! The saviour beverage. Unarmed Combat: "Abrazo de la Muerte", Death's Embrace/Hug. The Sandman: "El somnífero", The sleeping pill Liberty Launcher: "El Libertador", The Liberator Buff Banner: "El Estandarte de 'Animo", the Mood Banner Gunboats: "Botas Blindadas", Reinforced Boots Mantreads: "Las Aplastacabezas", The Headsmashers Half-Zatoichi: "Katana del Medio Zatoichi", Half-Zatoichi Katana Market Gardener: "El Jardinero", the Gardener Backburner: "El Dragón", The Dragon Scorch Shot: "El Chamuscador", The Scorcher Lollichop: "La Pyroleta", The Pyropop Homewrecker: "El demoledor", The Demolisher Maul: "El Mutilador", The Mutilator More later.

Are you insulting KITT by saying he can be controlled by the beep boop menace?DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TALK ABOUT KITT LIKE THAT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc

You should know right?

nets how r u best parsonhttp://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/578966824760086636/7D0E6C8A50A2929A82887A1A10DD011112B32A14/

I heard that it was a total catastrophe.

This entire thread..

I hate rule 20