Jordax

Permission to say ''cock''.

Here we are again! It's been a long time since I don't update because of the exams (sorry about this), but here's some new stuff!:

- Some paper birds I have drawn in Photoshop for some postcards I gotta make as a classwork:


- A new page of Sketchies:


- And some little stuff I draw with pen when I'm bored in class:




Hope you like it!

Blacker than a moonless sky... Hotter and more bitter than Hell itself... That is coffee.

With other words, they saying that they don't know how to make a decent singleplayer game anymore.

My most brilliant kill was on Harvest, as Classic Demoknight. I have the habit of always chargejumping to the second floor of the enemies house, by hitting the vaguely ramp-like prop at a certain angle. This led to many other awesome kills, like going straight to the window right in a Sniper's face for example. But my favorite is a bit more unlikely. Well, as I am lining up for my charge at the 'ramp', I spot a Rocket Jumper Soldier on the roof, who is at the exact spot I've chosen to land on. He proceeded to rocket jump just as I chargejump. I cross his path in mid-air, and thus plonk him with my sword. Due to the charge, I score a crit. In mid-air. But this does not kill the Soldier, as he hasn't lost any HP before the mid-air collision, instead he gets send into the skybox with a speed rivalling the launch of a NASA Rocket. Meanwhile, I land on the roof and turn around to see where the Soldier went. It took a full five seconds for him to come down and crater next to the shack with the Medkit., which obliviously killed him as he had five hp left. I just watched in awe.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1118287450568400125/1B1CCF0070356DFFF9535147C13C0002320DEC39/ Why bother stabbing him in the back when you can snipe him in the back?

After this stunning revelation, you take a moment to better prepare yourself for the inevitable battles to come.



So you take the metal bits from both the Shields and merge them into one even-better-than-wood Metal shield. This one has an even pointier Pelvic Spike and comes pre-covered in blood.
You're sure it will come in handy when you finally get a chance to practice that new Atomic Pelvic Thrust technique you picked up a while ago.




Having properly prepared yourself for the journey ahead the party advances into the cave for what will surely be an easy victory... or not.



The Cannibal chief has returned, even angrier than before, and this time he's riding some kind of prehistoric monstrosity.



Obviously there is only one course of action in this situation.



That Atomic thrust was more powerful than you could have ever imagined! The only thing left from that blast is giblet rain.




All in due time, no sense running headlong into the unknown. You and the rest of the Party take a break after that confrontation, there's no telling what the Engineer might have cooked up behind those blast doors.




Upon being stirred by a large explosion, the Pirate Captain finally wakes up from his obviously-not-Orange-Juice-at-all related hangover. Upon further inspection of the offending liquid, this is actually a flask of "Science Juice," a substance that the Engineer has been producing to power all his improbable machines. There's no harm in saving it for later, might come in handy if that soldier finds a way off this blasted island.
Noting the explosion that shoot you awake, you take that as a sign of positive progress and decide to have a celebratory drink from your private stash... wait... where's the private stash?
ADMIRAL DOOOOOOOOOOE!!!!!


Dag Nabbit Dammit! You've been standing up there since they blew up that annoying sniper, how could you slip and fall... wait, something's happening!

Oh dear, I am now pansexual.

Oh dear, I am now pansexual.

BLIMEY, WE NEED TO GET A DETECTIVE IN HERE, PREFERABLY SOMEONE NAMED SHERLOCK.(A certainly unexpected way of asking of I can be on it too)

Maybe he means reversed?

Do you mean "reduced"? "Reserved" sounds a bit weird in this context.also YUO LIEK POKEMONZ YOO ARR FOORFAWG!!1!!1!!

Oh ♥♥♥♥, those guys. Their lead admin stalked my steam profile. And after I blocked him, he found out I've had been posting on Facepunch about him, on a thread called 'Find the worst Steam profile'. The post was made one month before I even met him, his profile alone made him seem like a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and man, he was the biggest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever met, and that all because he didn't like my profile pic. He kept throwing profanities at me all the time while I came upon his server by accident.(Taken from my Facepunch post about him)How the events went: His minion Cheeseboigah keeps showing of his obliviously farmed stranges on SPUF, insults everyone with a limited vocabulairy. He gets banned, everyone there forgets about it. Came across this very thread, found out that his profile was really worthy to be post alongside of a failling hacker who was about equally smart. I comment on his profile about farmed stranges, he begins to stalk and spam my profile under. For some really idiotic reason, I tried to battle him on his own server, he reserves my damage for no other reason of he is afraid of being beaten by anyone at all. Poor sport. Then he begins to even spam under my profile more with profanities, talking about his superiority,to the point that I am fed up with him, and block and delete his posts. Then, he discovers that I posted his profile a month before I even bloody met him. He begins to flaunt his superiority here, read act like a spoiled eight-year old would do who just learned his first insults. That continues untill his well deserved ban. And afterwards, he went on SPUF, made an account, and advertised his server, didn't get the response he'd hoped for, and then insulted Ned, leading to yet another ban. He is a total hypocrite through, he calls other people 'Creepy basement dwellers' for liking things he doesn't like. I saw him once playing 8 hours non-stop on his server. Which is 24/7 2fort. tl;dr It's led by the biggest dick I've ever met.EDIT: Oh wow, their forums use the same rating system as Facepunch. 0/10 Orginality.And furthermore, he doesn't even know what 'faggot' actually means. The lard-sized pufter.

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