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Veez

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  1. Wait a sec, I get the feeling your not legit at all.

  2. Why is the rum gone?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i ate those food

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sorry, matey. T'were a long week on the high seas.

    3. John Caveson
  3. [shouts vehemently]

  4. /u/soccer is gone, hallelujah!

    1. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      What that mean.

    2. Veez

      Veez

      okay, crash course i guess. There once was a redditor named /u/soccer, who was a major neo-nazi, managed to get a hold of about 60 subreddits, including /r/xkdc, /r/iran, and /r/halocaust, and he would ban anyone who disagreed with his views. He could never be removed as a mod because he was always active enough to stay in power. However, yesterday he messed up and had been inactive enough to lose control of most of his subreddits. The end.

  5. #wecansurvivebrainsgroupinvites

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      "Ignore All" is your friend.

    2. Moby

      Moby

      Oh, so it was him that send all those group invites. I just pressed ignore all thinking it was some spam bot.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      There's nothing to say that it wasn't.

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  6. After all this time, I still haven't found out how to change my member title.

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      It's possible that you must reach a certain number of "active posts" before you're eligible to change your title. I remember back when Mods could only change titles that we had set a limit of 100 posts or someshit.

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Welp, time to kick shitposting up to the next level.

    4. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      I'd ask Commander or Binary before you resort to that. >.>

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  7. After spending time to make a gif for profile pic that turned out to be too big, I've decided to go with Dutch- er, Stoned Mario.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      It matches you perfectly.

  8. All hail the Helix Fossil.

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      what a bunch of vitriolic flip-floppy shitlords

      oh, wait

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      We're worshiping Omastar now?

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  9. And just like my real Facebook statuses, this never gonna be updated past this point.

    1. Idiot Cube
    2. Veez

      Veez

      Like if you support good guys, don't like if your an evil communist.

    3. Idiot Cube
  10. AT&T comes to make our internet "faster." Now its even worse than before. 10/10 would recommend.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Charter master race.

  11. blindness truly si God's best gift to humanity

  12. Bored and I have all these games I could play, and yet I don't have the motivation to click the "Play" button.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO
    2. Veez

      Veez

      fite me irl rust 1v1

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Playing games is for scrubs. It's all about buying everything and never playing them.

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  13. Brain convinced me to watch "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2." Why.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It was sort of creepy. 4/10.

  14. Breaking News: Zero Suit Samus now banned in competitve

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Meta Knight vs ZSS

      FIGHT!

    3. Veez

      Veez

      ZSS just stays at a distance and zaps MK with gun. GG no re.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ZSS vs shooting the TV with an anti-materiel rifle.

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  15. Cards against Humanity 'cause I'm bored. Password: spuf. http://pyx-1.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=130

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      I hope your game wasn't too spooky.

    3. Veez

      Veez

      its over, i won the cancer game.

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      okay kaythulhu so you were that spookyspook

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  16. Doug Walker seems to be going full SJW, going so far to support Anita Sarkeesian.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Because playing 2-3 games within your entire lifespan gives you total knowledge of all games.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      It's been almost two years and she has put out five videos, three of them on the same subject. She promised them by December 2012. What a fucking scam.

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Anita Sarkeesian is probably the biggest online scam artist due to idiot feminists throwing money at her. What a big fucking surprise she just took the money and pretty much ran. Thanks a fucking lot, femnists.

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  17. Downloading Dwarf Fortress. I think I'm a masochist.

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Losing is fun.

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Give us a tale worthy of Boatmurdered's legacy

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  18. E3 is kinda boring to watch at the moment. Hopefully it steps up its game.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      To be fair...the first presentation literally just started. Although I doubt we're gonna see anything on the scale of the xbone presentation last year...

    2. Veez

      Veez

      Yeah, I guess thats true. I'm mostly excited for Nintendo, but I don't really want to miss anything.

    3. Veez

      Veez

      Also, Holy shit, Conker is alive.

  19. Eddie, let me go back to my home. Without me everything is so wrong!

  20. Even though the Civ server crashed again, Commander's reaction made it almost worth it. Almost.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Poor cmndr, how servers vex him so.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Meanwhile, I've been playing a Singleplayer game involving a map of Indar, the Terran Republic, and GDRs.

    3. tsc

      tsc

      If you're laughing at me now, you should have seen me in the early days of hosting the SPUFserver when I was still relatively new at hosting servers.

  21. Excuse me, I thought I was watching E3, not MTV.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      All I've seen so far is "SO WHCIH 1 OF U GAIZ IS BEST AT HALO ?!?!?" and some woman talking about Footloose.

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Have Microsoft and EA successfully binned their presentations yet?

  22. For all your christmas avatar needs: http://imgur.com/a/Axt1O

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      siiiiick rs santa hat m8 ill give you 500 gp for it

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Santa hat with "COCK" emboldened on it.

      Okay then.

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