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  1. Mersopolis

    Ideas for name spookifying? I plan on making a Combine Shotgunner version of my avatar.

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Merspookolis

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ^^^^

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      LET IT BE SO, O GREAT RATORS OF MODE! LET IT BE SO, O GREAT STRATORS OF ADMINI! LET THE SPOOKIFICATION BEGIN!

  2. Mersopolis

    I'm set up with a laptop in a tiny closet. At least I'm comfortable singing.

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      *It's beginning to look a lot like Dustbowl*

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I did that two days ago.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Seeeeentries everywheeeere

      it's almost time

  3. Mersopolis

    "Thou hast undone our mother!"

    "Villain, I have done thy mother."

    - Demetrius, Aaron; Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Titus Andronicus is such an inspirational story

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      And thus, the "Your mother" jokes were born.

       

      Fuck you Shakespeare.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Dad-gum it. Looking back at the actual play, and not the cutting for my scene, it's actually Demetrius's brother, Chiron, saying the first part.

  4. Mersopolis

    It's embarrassing to know that there are tens of thousands of people that actively believe that the Earth is flat. OCCAM'S RAZOR, BY DEFINITION, IS NOT VALID PROOF!

    1. Veez

      Veez

      this guy actually thinks the earth is round, what a tool

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      WHERE'S THE CURVE

       

      http://www.freegreatpicture.net/earth-star/horizon-49640

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      its only valid on tuesdays

  5. Mersopolis

    nuuuuuuu graphics card get

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      What is it? The brand-new G-3000 kickass?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Is it integrated graphics

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      msi gtx 960 gaming 4g

      It's not the best, but it's a great deal for the price, and quite the upgrade over my last one.

      I can actually play Arkham Knight now, with nearly all the settings maxed!

  6. Mersopolis

    BLACK SCOTTISH VAMPIRE PIRATE CYCLOPS NOISES

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Well that RATTLES my spine.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Another vampire? HAVE AT YOU!

  7. Mersopolis

    Just got the Iron Curtain from Poker Night. Thank you, Family Share.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Next stop: Dangeresque, Too?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      "Goodbye, my love" :c

  8. Mersopolis

    I got all the items from Poker Night.

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      My dear friend sam played it for me because he is oh-so-good at poker and got those items.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      All in is your friend.

  9. Mersopolis

    I spent over six hours helping a family of OCD people move out. I am tired.

    1. Medic

      Medic

      At least you did something good with your six hours!

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I got myself an Xbox 360 controller as a reward. All is well.

  10. Mersopolis

    The witching hour is near...

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      lol timezones

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Hey, 3 hours from now is still near...I think...

  11. Mersopolis

    Just finished up with auditions for "Thoroughly Modern Millie". I did a lot of dancing, so I'm tired.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Callbacks are tomorrow.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      good luck.

  12. Mersopolis

    Alright, I'm back and ready to Mann up!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I see. I'm still in.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      In group right now

  13. Mersopolis

    two cookies made from cake mix with frosting in the middle: The purest form of diabeetus, but delicious, nonetheless.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      needs more ice cream and apple pie.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Make it chocolate cake and put a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top and you'll have utter delicious madness on a plate

  14. Mersopolis

    Allergy season has come upon me at last.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i don't know if i had allergies or a cold or a mild flu but i killed it by taking like 47 echinacha goldenseals a day

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      alkaseltzer works wonders for allergies

  15. Mersopolis

    Started taking singing/voice lessons. Lesson one: breathing. Moving your shoulders back is actually worse for trying to get in as much air as possible.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      dat diaphragm

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Ever since I took chorus in middle school and high school I have always breathed through my diaphragm. It just looks weird to me now to see anyone "chest breathing"..

  16. Mersopolis
    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/i-am-your-mayor-darth-vader-running-office-n113181
    1. tsc

      tsc

      Dammit.

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I'd vote for him.

  17. Mersopolis

    Greetings from Yuba City, California!

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      hi

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      WELCOME TO MY WORLD BITCH!

       

      MUAHAHA!

  18. Mersopolis

    Two people have called me Yoda, today.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Called me Yoda, today two people have*

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      But, I'm not Yoda, nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be.

  19. Mersopolis

    Ima try streaming for the first time: http://www.twitch.tv/mersopolis

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Nevermind. I need a better bandwidth.

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Your voice, though.

  20. Mersopolis

    The beast, in its consternation, demonstrated defenestration.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      and runs and runs and runs and runs away

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      and then it died of turbo ebola

  21. Mersopolis

    Making a stop motion video certainly takes a while.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Even more so when the program you're using crashes when you were half-way done, causing you to lose all of your work.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      ouch

  22. Mersopolis

    I'm gonna be BALD!?

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Demonic.png

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Thinning!

  23. Mersopolis

    I am a man in tights.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      are you roaming around the forest looking for fights

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I had to be one once

      it was fun and then we had to do it too many damn times

  24. Mersopolis

    Is manatee romance relationship goals?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Only if you're a manatee

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Barbara Manatee

      You are the one for me

      Sent from up above

      You are the one I love...

  25. Mersopolis

    EvilBrain, Y U NO STAY UNBANNED!? Dad, gum it.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      RAISE YOUR DONGERS

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