Mersopolis

HAPPY JUMP DAY, U GAIZ!

I'm starting to think the president's wall is actually a facade to distract us from his Avatar-like elemental powers as he slices Mexico off a fault line.

Why is this so entertaining?
 
 

I appreciate the mention, but I INSIST ON THE WEDNESDAY ON OR AFTER THE 16TH BECAUSE OF THE HUMP DAY ALLUSION!
TRUE Jump Day is on the 20th, this year!

I appreciate the mention, but I INSIST ON THE WEDNESDAY ON OR AFTER THE 16TH BECAUSE OF THE HUMP DAY ALLUSION!
TRUE Jump Day is on the 20th, this year!

But for real. Here's a bit of practice with speed lines.
 

For those of you who don't know, I used to make a lot of silly little Flash animations and post them here. But after I got a new computer a few years ago, I suddenly was unable to use my existing copy of Flash. To make things worse, Adobe had started charging an outrageous subscription fee for all of their creative software. This, combined with some real-life depression issues, led to me ceasing all Cubimation productions.
 
But now I've snapped out of my funk, and I found a free animation software called Pencil! So I thought, why not make a glorious return? And while I'm at it, why not start drawing with a tablet like every real artist out there? Pencil isn't quite as robust as Flash (it's kinda like what GIMP is to Photoshop), but I want to challenge myself more anyway.
 
So here it is. Behold...the NEW GENERATION OF CUBIMATION!!!

 
...It'll get better.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/6xqtgz/an_insightful_thread_where_game_developers/dmhz7fa/?st=j74vov4h&sh=94577080
 
 
There was some Twitter discussion about hidden game mechanics and someone compiled them all into a reddit thread. Some of these are really cool

Top. Fucking. Kek.

Shitty landlords feed on people who won't confront them over their bullshit. If you're paying for utilities he's legally obligated to make sure they stay working. He's at fault (and likely has a breach of contract with you lease, you can check to make sure).
 
Tell him to fix it again or you're taking his ass to court and he'll straighten up real quick.

The last lines seem very spiteful to me, directly aimed at valve and talking about how they changed for the worse

Where's my nigga Adrian Shephard?
And Barney never got us that beer :(

I think the story seems good, I wish that it explained or gave any kind of insight into G-Man but I respect that not everything needs explaining. I like that it ends with G-Man abandoning Gordon for Alyx, it shows that you're no longer the important player you started as.
 
Also RIP half-life forever.

War has changed.

I dreamt I was sexually assaulted and I asked a bystander to call the police but he had me to log into The Elder Scrolls Online and ask a mod to help instead

Just realized that there's another use for this.

obligatory

Sorry, but that's not particularly creative. I feel like you've read it in a book or something.
Granted, the entirety of this response is also unoriginal and sourced from the same text, so I guess originality was preemptively considered by the very source from whence it came.

Aren't you going to give credit to the Library of Babel, from where you clearly stole this post?
 
I love this site. I used to send pages containing my friend's fanfictions and remind them they need to give credit for plagiarizing their story from this website. I mean, look, the Library's been carrying that exact text since May 2015, how can you claim you just wrote your fanfiction last night? 

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1103031652

I've been having a lot more dreams lately. Cool.
 
Last night I dreamt I was on the porch eating a pizza. And each time I looked away then looked back at the pizza, it would be a different kind of pizza, and would all its slices restored no matter how much were gone before. Pretty cool.
 
Next I was playing a round of Powerhouse as Demo. Yeah. And it went exactly like a normal round of Powerhouse. Like nothing odd even happened. The next round was a little weird, cause now I was playing Sniper but with Demo's weapons, and there was also a new Darth Vader helmet cosmetic for Soldier, which was apparently like the new go-to tryhard cosmetic for Soldier.
 
Then I was in an ATV convoy with 2 friends. It was cool but the brake on the ATV was weird. It was a small oval-shaped button on the handle, which would cause the ATV to come to a complete stop in about half a second, which was a little jarring. So I just drove down a straight desert road at night on an ATV with some friends for like 2 dream hours, and then we reached a gas station and I got some chips.
 
And now finally, tying into the Darth Vader thing from earlier, I was basically watching A New Hope in my dream, except instead of the Death Star plans, Darth Vader just wanted his pet Shih Tzu back from Princess Leia. He got it and left without hurting anyone.

Completely unrealistic
 
A real psychologist would have you wait AT LEAST a whole month between sessions

I had like 3 dreams in one big dream last night. Long ones, too.
 
First, I was on a bus in what looked like the Australian outback. Just chilling out at first, then I decided to be a shithead and get out of the bus, then I realize "Oh shit this ain't my stop" and so I just walked until I reached civilization. I found two empty beer bottles and filled one up with sand. So now I've walked for like 2 minutes and I am now somehow in the fuckin hood. Like the hoodiest hood you can imagine. I see a UPS truck come to a stop right as some little girl runs at me with a block of wood, and so caved her skull in with the sand-bottle I had. Then I go up the truck and tell the UPS lady something like "Hey, I'm lost and scared and in the hood, can I maybe ride with you to get home?" so she says yeah and I tell her where I'm from. She doesn't know the town, but we end up driving to a few familiar dream locations I've seen before asking people if they know how to get to my town, then she's like "Shit, it's getting late, you can sleep at my house tonight and we can try again tomorrow"
 
So now I'm hanging out in her kitchen and I'm boiling some fruit (for some reason). Then the pot starts shaking and I'm like "OH SHIT I NEED TO GET A FUCKING HAMMER" cause I just remembered that in a previous dream I got cursed by a Hawaiian witch so that every few months or so, every fruit in the house I'm in will come to life and try to kill me. And bugs will also pop out of the seeds if those aren't destroyed too. So I kill all the evil fruit and all the annoying bug seeds with a hammer that the UPS lady conveniently had lying around her kitchen.
 
Then for some reason I'm watching Jerma stream something that looks like Kingdom Hearts mixed with Crash Bandicoot, and Etalyx is singing in the background, causing Jerma to laugh his ass off. Then I woke up.

Is this bold enough?