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Status Updates posted by Medic

  1. Went from Mastery Rank 16 to Mastery Rank 21 in 2 weeks.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      I keep meaning to get back in to the game. Jesus, though.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Actually it's MR22 now. I basically saved up mastery rank tests for 2 months though.

  2. I feel like I'm the dumbest person on this forum.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You were smart enough to post this, knowing that it would lead to people complementing your intelligence.

    4. Moby

      Moby

      Dont be so hard on yourself.

  3. 100% of people who drink water die.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      but it can't be proven since some people who have drank some water are still alive?

      What if one is a statistical anomaly

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      You know who else drank water?

       

      Obama.

       

      Thanks Obama.

    3. Medic

      Medic

      We haven't found someone yet who drank water and has lived for more than 125-130 years so I think we can make some assumptions for now.

  4. RIP my mouse.

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    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I actually fixed mine that I have been taking to work. My frankenmouse has parts from 2 other ones in it now.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      The microswitches in mine always go bad, left clicker clicks to infinity (or not at all).

    4. Medic

      Medic

      Eh it was multiple things all at once. The wire snapped off, the thumb buttons broke but the last straw was the death of my scroll wheel. I got a new one now.

  5. Found a rare cache. It was already broken. Scanned it anyway.

  6. Fuck.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      What, you just see the new Mercy nerfs?

    4. Medic

      Medic

      No, I don't even play Overwatch.

  7. Happy 2018 kiddos.

  8. LOTUS WHAT THE FUCK?

    1. Rynjin
    2. Medic

      Medic

      Can't tell you unless you've built the new room in the ship. Spoilers. "WTF" spoilers.

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      wew, I was just listening to New World Order when I went down the rabbit hole it made it so much better 

       

  9. Boomer: 306 hours
    Millennial: 4459 hours
    Hours of minimum wage work needed to pay for four years of public college
    Source: National Center for Education Statistics. Calculations based on tuition for four-year public universities from 1973-1976 and 2003-2006.

     

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps lmao xd

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Honestly 80-90% of people in college now shouldn't be in college, most jobs that require a degree could easily be replaced with a much shorter apprenticeship or even just basic training.

       

      As an example, pilots for major airlines are usually required to have a college degree. Which sounds reasonable until you realize that 1) no college degree will qualify you to fly anything 2) they literally don't care whether you get an aeronautics degree summa cum laude from a prestigious university or whether you barely eked out a degree in something like art history from a community college(in fact it's recommended you take something like art history because it's easier). They just want you to have a degree because everyone else has a degree.

       

      In the current year 12 years of schooling is the bare minimum required for stocking shelves part-time, which is frankly insane.

    4. Medic

      Medic

      The sad thing is though, employers demand that you have a degree, even when you don't need one. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

  10. Well, I got Mirage Prime already. Just waiting for her to bake.

    1. A 1970 Corvette
    2. Medic

      Medic

      What? I farmed my relics and made sure to keep my 900 void traces handy.

  11. I wrote like 5000 words yesterday.

    1. aabicus
    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      They all came together into sentences, right?

  12. I hate the new Firefox. Something about it just screams "cutesy and sanitized"

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      There's a new Firefox?

    3. Medic

      Medic

      It's just all wrong.


      Also it broke some of my addons like the cunt it is.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      My current browsers:

       

      -Heavily customized version of Pale Moon which works pretty well, except for the fact that it occasionally has severe memory leaks for some reason.

      -Opera for the times when Pale Moon breaks down.

      -Brave to check back and see if it's working as well as I would like finally (answer is not quite yet, but it's getting closer).

  13. Fuck, Wordpress just updated.

  14. Why does chocolate taste better when melted then reformed?

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver
    2. Medic

      Medic

      Well the actual real, non-American chocolate that I buy that isn't awful is nicer.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Damnnnnn, guy can't ask a question. Although that's true.

  15. I nearly clicked on my bookmark for SPUF, then remembered it was gone. Am sad now.

  16. The covers of my course books look like they were done in MSPaint.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I like it. Now that's modern art.

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      gonna have a fun time selling that for 70 bucks friendo oh wait

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Well of course that's just the introduction. I bet the final book has literally the Mona Lisa taped to it.

  17. Please slow down, September. You're going too fast.

  18. A fucking Lato riven.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      I got two of these.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      I haven't even gotten a melee riven yet. It's all just shitty Pistol rivens. Nothing's going to beat my Sonicor riven.

  19. Sometimes I swear my family thinks I don't exist. If I make a simple request, it gets ignored.

  20. I'm having second thoughts about the costume I've made for my local Comic Con. I live in Cyprus. It's going to be like 35+C. Do I really want to be wearing a full body suit?

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Bring portable AC unit.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      A portable AC unit would be also good for making your hair wave heroically while posing.

    4. Medic

      Medic

      Heck, that was a joke my family made last year with my Pyro costume...

  21. My necklace broke and the pendant is missing. I can't find it. I'm pretty heartbroken right now.

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    2. Medic

      Medic

      It was a gift from my grandma, a custom-made cross-shaped thing with an amethyst gem in the middle.

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I don't suppose you know someone with a metal detector (I'm assuming you dropped it outside somewhere)?

    4. Medic

      Medic

      No, sadly I don't know anyone like that. Could be anywhere considering I'd been all over town.

  22. I still wish I reached 20k posts.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Add posts on here to your SPUF count?

    3. Medic

      Medic

      That would cover it but it's not the same.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      Gigalo and Magikus were actually my rep farming alts 

  23. I'm wondering if my interpretation of Death in the Phoviverse is too stupid or not.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      What does it entail

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The person, the phenomenon, or both?

    3. Medic

      Medic

      The person. She's basically a big-breasted, bouncy reptilian thing with an addiction to all the things one does when alive - eating, sleeping, drinking and screwing.

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