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I found out the name, it was Shattered Horizon, it was indeed removed from Steam due to the game studio being sold and then getting focused on 3D benchmarks and stuff, and the devs were unable to keep working on it, the game hub is still there though. You can buy it on Desura though, seems like they give you a Steam key.

I accidentally stumbled upon this video again and made the terrible mistake of rewatching it for funsies, FUCK it won't get out of my head now

i wish my scanner was working

what's the difference between a circus and a playboy magazine

You've answered your own question.

There was. I can't remember what it was called. I don't know if you're at all interested in suggestions, but it might be neat to add limited fuel for thrust to the mix. In addition to it being a mobility mechanic it could also balance weapons. Instead of using ammunition, firing something like a railgun would require a certain amount of fuel in order to keep you from flying backwards - moreso than a machine gun, for instance. You'd have to manage recoil combined with the amount of fuel needed for both travel and stabilization. Players would have to refuel either at a designated area or with some kind of item, and to add a bit of risk, players out of fuel could also have the option to vent oxygen from their suits for thrust, essentially sacrificing their health for mobility if they need it badly enough. I'm not a huge fan of weapon degradation in general, but I think it's a good idea since the weapons in this game would basically be a free form of thrust. Managing degradation to decide when to use a railgun to throw you across the map and when to use it offensively sounds like it'd be an important mechanic to have.

Full document here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jOQR8YaQqSI4E_ALB_gsEuSyJhDb9emHHzWKvXdqyiA/edit?usp=sharing   I do actually intend on making this. I finally have all the skills to at least begin. I want to make a very nice, varied arena shooter, but in zero gravity. 

Shanghai's posting of fauux.neocities.org gave me quite a bit of songs to listen to

Ebay users, welcome to hell.

Any community that has access to a comment section is cancer.

Spoiler Me. Thanks for calling RadioShack, this is Jon. How may I help you? Old man. Jon, is it? Me. Yep. Old man. Well, I got a joke for you, would you like to hear it? Me. Sure. Old man. Well, they call it the World Wide Web, is that right? Me. They do. Old man. Now, would that make Bill Gates the spider? Me. I guess it would! Old man. Well, that's all. I just thought of that joke, and I thought, "who might get a kick out of that?" And I figured y'all at the RadioShack would get a kick out of it. Me. I loved it. Old man. Take care now. Source

cigarettes are like hamsters perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with the wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail since she was expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: Spoiler To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. PS. Sure is freaking hot down here.

If you hold up a Shell and listen carefully, you can hear the cashier telling you he doesn’t want any trouble.

An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub. The doorman stops them and says, ‘Sorry, lads, I can’t let you in without a Thai.’

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