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Reps and cuddles to cmndr for not being the techie subspuf deserves but being the batman quote people keep fucking up

FUck,

Just had a fuckin nutso dream. First section was set in some kind of large metropolitan city with stores, buildings, and stuff everywhere. Jon Jafari was there and for some reason we decided to race each other. The race involved doing different objectives in a GTA style, like running over a certain person halfway across the city or crashing into a certain store. In any case I eventually lost (I had to navigate my car into a service closet of some parking basement to run over some dude, shit was totally unfair), and I decided to just check out the shops. There was a fresh seafood shop and a really nice clothing store with a nice owner, then it switched tot he next scene. I was somewhere a little bit off campus with some friends, and we were looking at a small island in the middle of a lake. We decided to hop the water over to check it out, but we discovered a that a bear lived on the island and we freaked out. We ran over to a fence that was nearby, jumped it, and we fell into the ditch below. Inside the ditch was an old man who explained that he was the caretaker o the bears on the island, and that we didn't need to be afraid of them, just respectful. At that point, one of the bears lifted into the air and began to play a broadway musical through summoning heads of singers out of its torso. Fuckin weird, man. The last section took place at a factory/store for the Jelly Belly company (it looked like an open air version of this, the M&M World in London. Had a bit more of a futurey feel, though. Lots of weird devices). The company was celebrating the release of their new peanut butter flavor with free samples and a two-step contest. The first five people who managed to reach the top of the store/factory would be allowed to compete for a chance to visit the Facebook HQ (no idea why). In any case I and some girl who was apparently my sister made it up there and the challenge begun. In contrast to the first challenge, this one required us to reach the bottom of the factory first, which had been turned into a bunch of water slides. We all had a bucket that we rode in and we had to go down by dropping through holes with colors corresponding to our bucket. Then it skipped ahead to the end of the race where every other player had fallen out of the race but me and my not-sister. She was extremely close to cropping through the last hole to the goal so I jumped off of the track and found a hidden laboratory. There was a machine that shuffled the colors of all plastic around it, so I waited until she found the hole and dropped through to flip the switch at the last second. She got stuck and unable to win so I was able to take my time and claim the prize. We were all happy, but for some reason the machine caused my sister to have a Midas touch but it turned people into peppermint. I think there was also a part about the cast of Archie comics becoming prostitutes, but I don't think I want to remember that one.

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This was almost the last post on SubSPUF.

Also this one.