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I got voted to give the graduation speech for my Master’s class :D

Since Cactus just reminded me of it, and I'm such a NICE GUY, here's the entirety of the Jag Whacking thread, which I archived: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1V5tAzJj7evJ7XWd8vF7Ze0W2PQhhhtCc Never ask me for anything ever again.

Hello all! It has come to my attention that a very large majority of you, my SPUFFY Friends, are really into monster girls! (You bunch'a freaks!) Thankfully, I'm not one to judge all that much, and in fact, I have come here today to give you guys an official ranking of all sorts of monster girls! Consider it a fantastic dating guide for all things monster girls. (I'm an actual expert, with a degree in Monstergirlology.) That way, those of you who insist to fawn over a magical creature at least do so properly! Here we go, I present to you all, THE DEFINITIVE MONSTER GIRL TIER LIST! The DEFINITIVE Monster Girl Tier List! And now you all know which monster girls are the most acceptable to have the hots for! Please bear in mind that, like all my ranking lists, this list is indisputable by nature. Any attempts at arguing it will be met with heavy criticism. That being said, if you like a Monster Girl who didn't make the cut, then it's time to get an upgrade. I suggest Insect-Girl. There's plenty of her to go around!

You ever just remember an old forum you used to frequent exists and check it out, only to probably forget about it the next day and not look at it again for another three years?

Heya, pals! I’ve been playin’ some TF2 lately (the only game I’m any good at), and I couldn’t help but notice that a bunch of the players have really bad taste in fashion. But that’s ok, because I, LordAIDS Monkey, am here to show you all how it’s done! Yes, today I’d like to share with all of you the BEST TF2 COSMETIC LOADOUTS OF ALL TIME! Yippee! I will share with all you good folks FOUR amazing loadouts for each class, so that you too can play TF2 in style! Here we go! Scout!: Soldier!: Pyro!: Demoman!: Heavy!: Engineer!: Medic!: Sniper!: Spy!: Now you know which cosmetic sets you need to hurry up and get! Make it quick, before the trading community notices just how perfect these sets are! Because when they notice them, they’ll be sure to inflate the prices! Anyway, that’s all for now! I hope you all love these wonderful sets as much as I do. If you don’t love them, then you’ve clearly got a bad taste, and are probably some kind of Ear-Bills loving punk! Bye now!

As a memento, I've kept this image up in a tab ever since SPUF shut down. It was the last image I opened before it did. Think Abby posted it:

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It's April 3rd this isn't funny anymore guys.

I had to generate a 16-team tournament for a business eSports class, and I named all the teams after SPUFers! https://challonge.com/2h6nvw58 (Don't blame me for how you placed, blame my nickel.)

A Hat in Time has to easily be the coziest game I've ever played. Sitting my ass down in my comfiest clothing while it rains outside playing this game is a real treat.

Looking for advice on the 1-minute trailer I made for my current game project (link included). Can you understand the gameplay even if you've never seen the game before?

Greetings friends! Today I have yet another rankings list that must be shared with all of you! I know I’ve done Touhou rankings before, but at last I have completed an OFFICIAL RANKING FOR EVERY TOOHOO EVER! (Or at least the ones that matter.) Please bear in mind that, like everything I post, this list is FACT! So get cozy in your little chair, because this list is a real doozy! The Definitive Touhou Tier List! (Complete Version!!) (The Top 10 have wonderful art by me, LordAIDS Monkey!) And that concludes my Toohootacular Tier List! Y’know, I don’t wanna brag or anything, but I think my drawings are so stellar that I could make a couple million bucks in the hentai business! Anywho, if you happen to disagree with my list, you can file a complaint at www.idontgiveashit.com. Well, that’s all for today’s post! Remember to stay wild n’ wacky, my SPUFFY pals! I’ll see you all next time in whatever it is that my mind cooks up. But until then, this is LordAIDS Monkey signing out!

I can't not read that sheep pokemon's name as Wololo

Legitimate question: how do jello shots work? Like do you slurp the jello outta the shot glass? Do you mash up the jello so it's not completely solid?

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you're all having a very merry day.

MY EYES

Had a good birthday spent at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park. Saw every single species of crocodilian on the planet (except for 2/3 of the proposed species of African Dwarf Crocodile because whether or not it is warranted to split the species into three separate ones is still pending, as well as one of the now TWO species of Slender-Snouted Crocodile, as just as recent as two days ago it was finally and officially decided that the species actually consists of the West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile and the Central African Slender-Snouted Crocodile) Couldn't have asked for more.

Happy America!

Went from Mastery Rank 16 to Mastery Rank 21 in 2 weeks.

My gift to you all:

Just wanna show y'all one of the best videos on the internet:

Howdy, SPUFFriends! I’m back for the what-seems-like-thousandth time to bring to you all yet another exciting tier-list! Now, I’m no expert in history, but using limited resources, I was able to construct a list all about the best people throughout history! This one’s pretty long overdue, as it was suggested by “a-Guy-who-shall-not-be-named” a while back. And now that the Monster-Girl Tier List has officially been buried away, it only seems fitting that I put my ugly mug back into the status update section! So without further ado, I bring to you all… THE DEFINITIVE HISTORICAL FIGURE TIER LIST! The Definitive Historical Figure Tier List! There you go, SPUFFriends! Now you know the top 10 people from all of history! Please bear in mind, that this list is pretty much as accurate as they come. It may as well be in an actual history book! So next time you have to write a historical essay, you know exactly which 10 people you oughta write about! Until next time, this is LordAIDS Monkey, signing out!

A non sequitur status update shitpost.

When people change their avatars I assume that they are new posters that I've never interacted with before.

My favorite thing online is when you get into a prolonged discussion and the other person includes in every post some variant of "this isn't worth my time and I'm not participating in this discussion any more" but they keep coming back because they can't bear not have the last word.