hugthebed2

We are already entering the days where people are unironically saying "they don't make games like they used to.  I wish we were back in the good old days when Overwatch was new."

I hated Overwatch before everyone else did. I hated it before it came out.

Rest assured, everyone on oldspuf(save for that Poptarts bastard) hated Overwatch before it came out.

horror movie where the spam callers try to sell people life insurance moments before they're killed

postal movie where the last thing that sets the killer off is a scam call

the reboot of Falling Down will definitely have that as the inciting incident

become a deep web hitman

Have ya tried prostitution?

What’s up 

I’m feeling vague animosity

There isn't any; that was just a greeting.

it wasn't meant to be that way I don't like being a meanie

kemomimi-chan is a super cutie

What do you think status updates are for?

...You know this site has those, right?

it's not the SAME

SURPRISE buttsecks

I am going to gut you like a horny Gaben

Were you using "More Blood to Bleed"?

No.

Dayummmmmmm

I fucking knew it!

I'll need your input on the latest Aika Joan fic. Message me on discord when you get the chance.

We have been RUSED

But then we'd have almost no results on SPUF google image searches.

why would you want this place unsearchable in google

noone comes here anyway apart from handful of people

Guess I'll go back to sleep, then.

hey please don't use my real name i dont want to be like the mlmers

Prepare to be ganked, nerd!

nah man my season 3 Jing Wei will DESTROY you
 

@Silent wow that is quite the coincidence

cool

you didn't know that, wicket?!?

nop

I'm pretty sure we burned the courtroom down.

suck my dick you fuckman

It's pronounced "Better music than the Michael Jackson songs in the game" zone

It's pronounced "gif"

hedrow-city

Unsure if this is a writing prompt or a call for help...

Some of the best writing prompts are both, aren't they?

I don't recall ever having to log in aside from completely new installs of Windows.

I had a really long streak until my chrome install had some fuckery and would lose its cookies every time I restarted my computer

I once booted up a laptop I hadn't used for four years and a game of Isaac was still running

but it's tuesday

LAST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE

Presents for all the good boys and girls.

November 1st marks the beginning of the 55 days of Christmas.

kong

o jungle

terminal redux