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  1. General DeGroot

    tbt to when that guy on SPUF datamined, threatened to murder brony SPUFians and got banned/vanished in minutes

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      throwback thursday

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      If throwback is one word it should just be TT

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I thought it was "think back to"

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  2. General DeGroot

    tumblr_mgnbagNDWn1s31yx3o1_250.jpg thanks neopets

  3. General DeGroot

    hi friends give me a martial arts weapon to research and talk about

    hardmode: no guns

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Butterfly knife.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      BFG 9000

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Razor GD-23

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  4. General DeGroot

    I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Thanatos was an annoying god in Smite, but he wasn't very good if you were bad so it's alright.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

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    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Death is actually a pretty cool guy. And his cousin is a babe, you're missing out bro.

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  5. General DeGroot

    what's good my dudes
    pgJ0EQ.gif

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Dogs? I hate dogs.

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

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    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      sup

      tumblr_nz8bsfA9Sl1v10ftpo1_500.gif

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  6. General DeGroot

    Elvis' stuff is p good lads

  7. General DeGroot

    how do you do fellow spufians

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Well, you need a fellow spufian then... wait. Have you had the talk about the birds and the bees?

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Bees??

    3. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      spuf is dead and we killed it

  8. General DeGroot

    THERE IS NO COUNTRY BETTER THAN THE U S OF FUCKING A 

     

    EXCEPT FOR MAYBE CANADA, AND THE NETHERLANDS, AND POLAND, AND 

  9. General DeGroot

    So that's why he's called The Lost

     

    because you fucking lose the run no matter what

    1. Primal Phoenix

      Primal Phoenix

      The lost is super playable when you get holy shield

    2. Medic

      Medic

      You mean Holy Mantle. Fill the Greed machine in Greed mode, get the Holy Mantle and technically have infinite health as long as you only get hit once per room.

    3. Loose Cannon

      Loose Cannon

      I haven't unlocked the Lost yet. I just finished my marks on Isaac.

       

      Looking forward to the truly soul-crushing part of the game.

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  10. General DeGroot

    key lime pie ice cream is p good

  11. General DeGroot

    the bath

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      is closed

    2. Moby

      Moby

       

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      O F U R O

      F 

      U

      R

      O

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  12. General DeGroot

    3D > 2D > meme status circlejerking

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      kemono friends is the only 3d i need 

  13. General DeGroot

    Reggie Fils-aime is not a real person

  14. General DeGroot

    If I donate ~850 more coins to the Greed machine next time i play isaac, I can unlock the Keeper

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I remember farming it so I could get Holy Mantle on The Lost. Totally worth it.

      Keeper was not, however.

  15. General DeGroot

    hello darkness my old friend

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Aqua > Darkness

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i've come to shipost with you again

  16. General DeGroot

    listening to the legend of Chris-Chan, it's fucking gold

    1. aabicus

      aabicus

      Which one, this one or this one?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      this one

    3. aabicus

      aabicus

      Why are there so many full-length documentaries on this guy???

  17. General DeGroot

    growing callouses sucks, especially when they're on fingers

    1. Moby

      Moby

      You mean on your palms from handling stuff or on your knuckles from punching stuff

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      on the opposite side of my knuckles as well as the inside edge of my thumb from holding and swinging both a staff and a bokken

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      My method of both removing and growing callouses are biting them off.

  18. General DeGroot

    RIP SPUF

    1. Silent

      Silent

      wow its actually dead

       

      where is everyone going to go

  19. General DeGroot

    Odin is real and he ordered his birds to shit all over my recently-washed car

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That sounds more like something Loki would do.

  20. General DeGroot

    you don't have to be gay to fuck a guy

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      You could just be a girl.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you can just be a thirsty dude

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      if I fucked you up would it be gay?

  21. General DeGroot

    My tombstone's gonna be a skeleton on fire while playing a sick guitar solo and it's going to make everyone else in the graveyard look like shit

  22. General DeGroot

    happy single shaming day you fucking loners(including me)

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      At least we can be lonely together. :cores:

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      die

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Haha that tfw no gf (girlfriend) :DDD

  23. General DeGroot

    almost got run over today fam

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      where

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Outside a 711 at a busy intersection

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      The few 7/11s I've been to always have the dumbest parking lot lay out. "Oh we're here on the side of the highway but the entrance is a pinhole turned slightly the wrong direction and GOD HELP YOU ALL if someone is trying to back out of this tiny triangle shaped parking lot when you come in".

  24. General DeGroot

    >when your 2-year old rant about a video game you don't even play any more makes it to the top of SPUF

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ???????

  25. General DeGroot

    I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.

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