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  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My gift to you all:

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    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

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  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    "Aww-right", "Lose-ee-anna", "New Or-leenz", "Loo-ee-vill", "Ornj", "Maw-ree-oh", "Jag-wire", "Kai-oh-tee", "Grampaw", "Grammaw"

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Yes, these are words.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      But what animal is a panther?

  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Liar liar, Badlands Spire

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the place where airshot dreams take flight

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      the overwatch equivalent is the new map Rialto.

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Hate it when people don't finish their

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      sandwiches.

  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Just wanna show y'all one of the best videos on the internet:

     

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      Personally, I never really liked Snorlax. Until now, that is.

  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Twisted shoulder

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Kind of a lame band name tbh

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      fuckin rip dude i hope your shoulders aren't hypermobile

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I was really hoping it'd be a rhyming status update.

       

      "Twisted Shoulder, 

      thumb stuck in door,

      Now I've got a fever,

      and I don't want more."

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  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Hitlerjuanabine Day

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Also the day that Robert E Lee betrayed the union.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      And the day I posted this comment!

  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Imagine your girlfriend or whatnot is laughing at something on her phone. Like hysterically. You don't know what it is, but you know that whatever it is, it's REALLY fuckin funny. She calls you over to look at it. She turns her phone to you, and you see this: Image result for minion idiot meme

     

    What would you do?

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      @aabicus Thank you for making my day.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Also see this Sergio Leone masterpiece:

       

       

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Our lovemaking would be immediate, passionate and would involve several Minions body pillows.

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  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Minión

  10. TheOnlyGuyEver

    My eyes as well.

  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Easter Fools! And happy birthday Medic!

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Thankies :)

  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Been camping that river for my whole life, saw some crawdads in it last night for the first time. Cool little lobster guys.

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      Crawdads are not cool. But they are awfully cute little buggers.

  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    *Status update relating to death*

  14. TheOnlyGuyEver

    As a memento, I've kept this image up in a tab ever since SPUF shut down. It was the last image I opened before it did. Think Abby posted it: 518.png

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      But Valve didn't listen.

  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    @General DeGroot You have the best profile pictures.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      it's all about finding the visual shitposts of tumblr

  16. TheOnlyGuyEver

    This Valentine's Day, remember to love yourself, too.

     

    Also finally, (sub)SPUF is back, woo!

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      happy fuck-you-you're-single day to you too bud

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This Valentine's Day, remember that you are dust, and to dust you shall return.

  17. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Currently  drawing and having an orgasm over my proportional consistency.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      if you draw a perfect circle do you make an o face

  18. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I want a Soulslike game based off the Bible.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Boss 1
      Goliath

  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I will release all pages of the Jag Whacking thread (which I have saved) for a ransom of $500.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I’ll give anyone no relaxe for a little smooch on the cheek

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I will accept $500 to not release the entirety of the MLM archives.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I think someone has it archived actually. I think it’s Ahmed tho so it’s never being touched

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  20. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Team Big Bastard

  21. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I am champion fire stoker and bane of all of hippies.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I am the bone of my sword.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I am the terror that flaps in the night.

  22. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Found a Yugioh card from when I was little; Twin-Headed Fire Dragon any good?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >not even twin headed thunder dragon

      0/10

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Fuck you, I remember having some OP shit before I gave them all away to a friend because I had no idea how to actually play. Had like an entire lunchbox full of them though.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Call me back when you have Master Peaces.

  23. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Fishin' bass and kickin' ass.

  24. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I charted out an island by hand once. I'd been going there for years and didn't even know it had a river flowing into it until I did.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I charted out a map of the largest size in Minecraft once so we basically did the same thing.

  25. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Merry Christmas!

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Merry whatever-it-is-you-are-celebrating

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      what?

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Haha merry festivus!! Hahaha get it I’m so grouchy and smart xd

       

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