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  1. I can't shoot Max!

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      You crack me up little buddy.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      They're mine, nachos!

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      max and ruby

      ruby and max

  2. I fully intend to die without ever hearing a non-nightcore version of Rockefeller Street.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I really thought "You're gonna go far kid" was just an MLP fandom song when I first heard the sped up version.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I had heard the Offspring version before I heard variations, but I've now listened to the eurobeat version so many times that the normal version now feels off tempo to me especially in the chorus. I also expect an extended instrumental section after the first chorus.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This song has also replaced the lyrics to RHCP's Don't Stop in my head:

       

       

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  3. I have to learn Polish so that I can stay up to date with the Heroes 3 modding community.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      At least the mods'll be quite polished.

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      And I thought that was russians that were still pushing HoMM 3.

      Whatever, post whatever you need and I will help you out as long as it actually is polish.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That's what I thought too.  If I recall correctly Wake of Gods was made by Russians, and the actual Heroes V + were made by Russians, as were the new King's Bounty games.


      But recently on a whim I started looking around to see if mods had progressed and found that there were a whole hell of a lot of them, and that like 75% of the discussion is in Polish.  (10% is still in Russian, 10% in English and the remaining 5% is a mixture of other Eastern European languages).

  4. I need to go deliver a bunch of documents to an office on the third floor of a building which only has two floors.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy. I suggest you go off the grid for a while.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You need 70 stars to unlock it.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I hate to end the speculation but it turned out that the culprit was that the company directory once again had inaccurate information.  The office number was correct, it was just in another building.

       

      I had a suspicion it was something like that, seeing as how my department as listed in the directory only contains one person who actually still works here.

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  5. I really want to find that 9/11 thread, but the sad truth is that it was probably deleted and thus could not be archived.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Must have been an inside job.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      jet fuel can't melt steam threads.

  6. I swear you can find Blue's Traveller's "Four" in every single used record store in the world, and it used to be played all the time, but the songs on it have gotten pretty obscure now.

  7. I think I'd do a good job as that guy at every video game company that lies and says that every feature imaginable will definitely be in the next release.

    1. aabicus

      aabicus

      No lie, I'm really close to maybe getting that job. It's usually the poor marketing intern who has to shoulder the internet's wrath

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      In terms of overall success, Peter Molyneux seems to be the guy to model yourself after.  He may be a joke, but he doesn't seem to get the hatred that people like David Cage, Todd Howard or whoever the spokesman for No Man's Sky do.  This in spite of (or maybe because of) his claims being easily the most ludicrous.

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      People say Todd Howard lies, but I haven't seen him do so. "It just works" was in reference to doors working after you place them in settlements. That is true. He didn't say "there will be no bugs in this game at all."

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  8. I'm Gyokuyoutama, mighty pirate, and I mean to kill you all!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      You fight like a dairy farmer!

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Have at thee, rapscallion!

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      @FreshHalibut You must be thinking of someone else. I am not a farmer.

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  9. I'm starting to think that VoiceOverPete is actually a virtual youtuber.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      imagine having your son as your manager

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Somehow every time I think I have him figured out there are ten more videos from two weeks ago with more information.

       

      Would not be surprised if he is a robot and his "son" is his inventor.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      He's just a boomer, you never know what those guys are up to.

  10. I'm still in a dream, SPUF eater.

  11. If I ever get a time machine all I'm going to do is go back to the late nineties and make predictions of the future during online deathmatches.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      you mean you won't be a key part of The Simpsons' animation team?

  12. If you drew a character designed as reverse trap, and then said that that character was actually male, would that be a double reverse trap?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      That would be a disarmed reverse trap.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think cube's onto something

  13. In a similar vein to aabicus's question, has anyone heard of Dick Bong?

    1. aabicus

      aabicus

      I have not

    2. General DeGroot
    3. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      With a name like that, how could I forget?

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  14. In the future Agarest will be studied by philosophers as the platonic form of kusoge.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What would Plato think about kusoge anyway

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Probably would hate kusoge as a distraction from pure philosophical activities.

       

      He'd like visual novels though.

  15. Isn't "early retirement" basically the same as "coming late to the NEET party"?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Technically, yes. But I think NEET has acquired a meaning beyond its literal definition, and that excludes people who've worked for long enough to retire early. They are NEET skinwalkers.

  16. Jaydor did nothing wrong.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      homerun contest

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I swear I last saw him like a few weeks ago but the site says he was last online 2 years ago. What the fuck, man.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      He recommended I watch a mediocre anime, very devious sin

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  17. Less than 2 months until mlp is kill forever.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      O frabjous day! Calloo, callay!

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I guess the real magic was the friends we made along the way.

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  18. Let's all be useless together.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      There! We're friends now.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sorry, I prefer to be useless on my own. I can get so much more nothing done that way.

  19. Let's all remember the only man to walk into parliament with honorable intentions.

  20. Looking at the profiles from birthday announcements just tells me that this site was already dead in 2013.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the site died when it became an official furry porn hosting area thanks to Gold Standard

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Half of TIAM 2 and all of 3 were after 2013, so there was still a lot of activity.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It's still weird that the current TIAM started in 2015. I hadn't even graduated high school yet.

  21. Mergesort-tan is pretty moe.

    1. MysticTheMeeM

      MysticTheMeeM

      How the fuck do you anthropomorphise an algorithm.

      No, really, show me, I want to see.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The same way you anthropomorphise websites.

      Wikipe-tan_full_length.png

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
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  22. Merry last hours of Christmas.

  23. MFW I switch my avatar to a furry to try to derail a conversation into further complaints about furries while claiming to want to get it back on track but it doesn't work because I'm posting on a website where everyone is too familiar with my shenanigans.

    1. Moby

      Moby

      I knew it was a 2hoo just because of the hat, so I just thought it was just a regular avatar change.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I legitimately just did not register the hat being ran's hat. Somehow. 

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Animal women are hot and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

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  24. Moby, explain this Dorime meme to me.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      All the comments I see related to it in are in portuguese though.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. Moby

      Moby

      I have no idea on what you are talking about. I dont really follow Latin America memes because they are all low quality, ironic and deep fried.

      From looking around, it seems the song Ameno from ERA was used in some latin memes as some sort of praying, then it turned into some low effort remixes of the song.

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  25. My favorite thing online is when you get into a prolonged discussion and the other person includes in every post some variant of "this isn't worth my time and I'm not participating in this discussion any more" but they keep coming back because they can't bear not have the last word.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My brother does that in real life.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      "alright guys I'm going to bed for real this time"

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