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  1. <Witty Name>

    oh god MFF made me flamingly furry

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    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Stuff like this makes me glad that the expo hall across the road holds fairly normal events.

      Apart from that time they hosted a paranormal expo. Shit was weird.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ^Nah, that's just Corvette's daily life tbh

    4. Huff

      Huff

      yiffe!

  2. <Witty Name>

    tony abbot BTFO

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      wow rip

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      b t f o

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      >Sacked four days before being eligible for PM pension payouts

      LGTSS: The retirement fund of Abott.

  3. <Witty Name>

    ༼ ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ºل͜º ༽ ＥＶＥＲＹＯＮＥ，ＧＥＴ ＩＮ ＨＥＲＥ ༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º༼ ºل͜º ༽

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      CHARGE FORWARD A FIGHT COUNT ME IN HEHE PILE ON EVERYONE GET IN HERE A FIGHT COUNT ME IN HEHE PILE ON EVERYONE GET IN HERE A FIGHT COUNT ME IN HEHE PILE ON EVERYONE GET IN HERE A FIGHT COUNT ME IN HEHE PILE ON EVERYONE GET IN HERE A FIGHT COUNT ME IN HEHE PILE ON EVERYONE GET IN HERE A FIGHT COUNT ME IN HEHE PILE ON EVERYONE GET IN HERE well played

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I know how much you hate them, so let's do this.

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      this triggers my ptsd

  4. <Witty Name>

    LET'S GET MILDLY UNSAFE

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *chooses "Start Windows normally"*

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      that's not safe for work

  5. <Witty Name>

    Does anyone know how to clean charred flesh from a sandwich toaster? I need an answer by 2 AM.

  6. <Witty Name>

    thank you based binocrat

  7. <Witty Name>

    Remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to remember to reme

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless


      remember remember the 5th of meme-ember

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      This is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an this is an insult to our intelligence.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      SHUT SHO MOUFH

  8. <Witty Name>

    Is there any way to prevent the site from going into a kneecapped mobile view (hiding the status updates and whatnot) because I shrunk it to half of my screen's horizontal width? Websites that do this are essentially sliced Hitler.

    1. tsc

      tsc

      No, you must learn to embrace the *responsive*.

  9. <Witty Name>

    i ahve to (figure out) with ANGEL to use for POURING teh MILK

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      JEGUS FUCK how can u BE tis GREEDY

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      hes gonna broad side schooled it up

  10. <Witty Name>

    its time....for teh BIG GAME

  11. <Witty Name>

    Was getting caught part of your plan?

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      You have your own thread now

  12. <Witty Name>

    The fire alarm went off at TWO IN THE MORNING IN THE RAIN

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      My roommate from last year walks around in the snow wearing shorts, a t-shirt, and flip-flops

      he's from the north I think

    3. Huff

      Huff

      wow I shouldn't type things when I'm tired. That redundancy was gross.

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      It's okay. When I'm tired I do silly things too when I'm tired.

  13. <Witty Name>

    I'm getting my wisdom teeth yanked in a few weeks. What should I build in Minecraft while the painkillers are wearing off?

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      a bloody pile of gauze

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      A concert of pink floyd performing comfortably numb. Except all of their dongs hang out

    4. Moby

      Moby

      I'm having mine removed too

  14. <Witty Name>

    Friendly reminder that Techmoology's description should be "Talk computer stuff, support, bring out your inner (or outer) techy *snort*"

  15. <Witty Name>

    once upon a time

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      movie adaptation when

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      There was a barnacle so ugly, everyone died, the end.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      it's already a movie

      unfortuantely you die if you watch it

      (not like in the ring or anything; it's just so long that you can't finish watching it before the universe ends)

  16. <Witty Name>

    IMVU bought FurAffinity for some reason. It's like Facebook buying a virtual reality compan- oh, yeah.

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Also fun;

      'Neer doesn't exactly own more than 51% of the site. When 'Neer bought it, it was owned by two people in a 50-50 split, it was sold without the 2nd party's notice or involvement.

      So... 'Neer didn't have the right to sell the site.

      The guy who still owns his half of the site is looking into his legal options now.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      as long as my multi dicked futa foxes are safe it's no skin off my back

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Don't worry, Bad Dragon is planning to launch an art site.

  17. <Witty Name>

    I'm going to remain calm

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Type "zzzzzzzz" after you kill someone in TF2. That makes you cool.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      you'll look cool on fire YOU'LL ALL LOOK COOL ON FIRE

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I can confirm that we look cool on fire

  18. <Witty Name>

    call your doctor if you go fast for more than four hours

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      what if i go slow for more than eight hours

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      then you are dead

  19. <Witty Name>

    welcome to Steam Powered Users' Forums Powered

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      and stabbing

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Specifically backstabbing.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      We also make shitposts about shitposts

  20. <Witty Name>

    jesus dick quantum mechanics are weird

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Little known fact, Jesus' dick was the first effort to understand them.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I too plan to study jesus's dick in college

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      that's probably the best explanation of quantum mech. I've ever seen, Raz

  21. <Witty Name>

    Fun fact: DST actually stands for Daylight Stabbing Time. Have fun!

  22. <Witty Name>

    Back to college we go! Pencils flying to and fro!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      just watch out for the bitches and hoes?

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      and the woodcHIPPER BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      But yeah, watch out for those, I guess!

  23. <Witty Name>

    I should probably get ready for that chem exam in an hour

  24. <Witty Name>

    murr

  25. <Witty Name>

    tfw

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    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      mfw = my feel when

    3. Huff

      Huff

      wtf = what's that feel?

    4. Veez

      Veez

      mfw no face

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