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LadyBernkastel

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  1. Barnham! Barnham! Barnham! Barnham!

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I thought that he was a very good prosecutor. Fair and willing to work for the truth like Klavier, but determined to win the case too.

    2. Idiot Cube
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      doot doo doodoodoo

  2. Can hackers hack your kitchen knife and hack you to death? That's up next on SubSPUF Network News.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Bernk I'm standing outside the home of A 1970 Corvette, the victim of this cyber-crime. It seems one of his beloved knives was hacked into sentience and antigravity by the as-yet-unknown hacker. Chief of SubSPUF Police Rammite was not available for questioning, nor was Mr. Corvette's distraught husband, Doopliss2008.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I hacked my hat once to have have wireless connection to the Obama's website and then I hacked it with my hacked hat. Proof:

    4. ICBMoose
  3. Come on, spuf, now it's time to blow doors down.

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    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to shitpost town.

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      NOW WE GOT TO BLOW THE ADMINS DOWN

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      He's gonna shitpost if we do not blow doors down.

  4. Commander, you should totally promote me.

  5. Day 3: Commander still hasn't promoted me.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'd start a poll but then there would be abuse.

    2. tsc

      tsc

      We're not accepting applications for staff positions at the current time. Please inquire again later!

    3. Simon

      Simon

      formletter.pdf

  6. dr. pepper vs mr. pibb

  7. EA loses E3. Yes I know it's not over yet.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      All Nintendo has to do is show off Smash and they will win.

  8. HAPPY HALLOWEEN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  9. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you gave a frog an oboe?

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      ...The same thing that happens to anything else when you give it an oboe?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think you'd probably have a frog on an oboe

    3. The Last Templar
  10. I LOVE THE CONGA

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    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      reminder that corv's no fun

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      at least he's adorable

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      http://puu.sh/aaDDG.wav

      http://puu.sh/aaDFU.wav

  11. I returned the copy of MGR I got ysertday because it seemed to be defective. My playstation kept locking up in the middle of a loading screen. I got a new copy and it's doing the exact same thing at the exact same spot. Anyone know why?

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    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Your Playstations disc reader is probably borked somehow.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      It's just this game. Borderlands 2.5 works fine.

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I deleted and reinstalled the game data, and it seems to work now.

  12. I vote we stuff dirt in Jordax's socks.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Nice try! My socks explode when you try to stuff dirt in them.

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Anyway, why do you want to stuff stuff in my stuff in the first place?

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Heh. You said stuff.

  13. I'm blind.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Did chickenhaters flash and blind thine?

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      a place inside mine brain

      another kind of pain

      thine don't know the chances

      i'm so blind

  14. I'm gonna swing from the chandelier.

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    2. tsc

      tsc

      No it isn't.

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      It isn't?

      Guess I've got my afternoon planned out for me then.

    4. tsc

      tsc

      Since we don't have any chandeliers to break on this forum, we don't care if you swing on chandeliers.

  15. Just got back from a job interview. Words cannot express the nervousness I feel right now.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I know the feeling. How do you think it went?

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      The guy I interviewed with seemed interested in me joining. I still need to have another interview with the executives though.

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Good luck on the 2nd interview

  16. Just so you all know "LadyBernkastel" is properly pronounced "LadyGodDamnBernkastel." The GodDamn is invisible.

  17. Let's start a brownie appreciation club.

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I approve of brownies... but I approve of cookies more...

    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      Maryland (not the state) do giant brownie cookies. They taste very good.

    4. Arm the Homeless
  18. Meow

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      The fox, being a member of the dog family, would make a sound similar to an "arf" or a "bark".

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Did you just hear a cat right now?

      I swear, that damn thing haunts me.

    4. tsc
  19. MERSOPOLIS

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      So were other people. Why say MY name?

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Because you amuse us.

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Because that's what I chose to do.

  20. My PS3 came in. Wasn't even expecting it for another couple of weeks.

  21. Quick! Sound the Maidsassin distress signal!

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    2. Simon

      Simon

      MEI DO MEI DO MEI DO MEI DO MEI DO

      we need a more efficient signal

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      maybe if you were cool like me you'd be faster

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      yeah, and wearing those maid outfits all the time probably slows you down

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