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  1. Batty Batterson
    http://33.media.tumblr.com/8ae48d2c4e735ac700e8b3fbf2780cd0/tumblr_n7g0cnftCX1syjt2wo1_1280.gif
    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      My best friend.

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      My nightmares

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      I'm just gonna go cry now.

  2. Batty Batterson
    http://kcgreendotcom.com/IAMSICK/
    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      good luck ebola-chan

  3. Batty Batterson
    http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=RMesFHvw
    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Dude, you should've taken that offer! All those right-parenthesis are worth a fortune!

  4. Batty Batterson
    http://puu.sh/gXamt/6ba8a2d797.jpg
  5. Batty Batterson
    http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-asked-12-vegetarians-draw-picture-turkey-and-wh-1488
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    2. tsc

      tsc

      Notice the website is Clickhole, a Buzzfeed parody.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      >the onion

      topkek

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      I wish my turkeys looked like that

  6. Batty Batterson
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XjCD4y3ig0
    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      I don't even

  7. Batty Batterson
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whJnO0Oz5pc
  8. Batty Batterson

    "Sint the table as trund, lets make a trade" -Guy that wanted to trade with me

  9. Batty Batterson

    11 PM, time to start my homework!

  10. Batty Batterson

    2 AM knish

  11. Batty Batterson

    About to fly to New York for Thanksgiving break

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I am now in New York

    2. DualJay

      DualJay

      Such york

      Very new

      wow

  12. Batty Batterson

    All my q's are coming out as g's, I think witches were involved.

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      it's happening

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      maybe you need to step it up

    4. Simon

      Simon

      WALPURQISNACHT APPROACHETH

  13. Batty Batterson

    Anything could be on that server, maybe even the president.

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      probably not half-life 3 though

    4. Guy923

      Guy923

      [email protected]

      the 0 throws em off

  14. Batty Batterson

    Are all Antiviruses shit?

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      avast is nice enough, but the best antivirus is common sense.

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Microsoft Security Essentials, Avast and AVG do the job, coupled with MalwareBytes, but yeah, common sense will protect you the majority of the time.

    4. Razputin

      Razputin

      I third MSE + Malwarebytes. Do the job for free and don't bug you every 5 nanoseconds like most antivirus programs

  15. Batty Batterson

    Arr.

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Piracy is stealing.

  16. Batty Batterson

    As mysteriously as he disappeared, TOMMY PROVOLONE is back on steam.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      He seems to have changed his name

  17. Batty Batterson

    burgrr.com is my new favorite website. 10/10 even better than bobmarleyhats.info

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      matmartinez.net/nsfw/

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      http://hackertyper.com/

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      oh god it's gotten creepy help

  18. Batty Batterson

    Call your mom.

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i know an indian guy named yormom

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Why, shes like 3 feet to my left.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Why? She's right in the other room watching baseball.

  19. Batty Batterson

    Coffee and chocolate

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      Milk and broken promises.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Chocolate and more chocolate and MORE CHOCOLATE

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Toffee and Chocolate

  20. Batty Batterson

    Coffee is a good thing.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      People are having latte problems with puns.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      Fuck right off.

    4. Argeon

      Argeon

      Coffee is the drink of the gods. If you don't agree with me then get out of my face.

  21. Batty Batterson

    Dark chocolate-covered espresso beans best candy holy shit.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Welcome to the enlightened circle!

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I agree.

  22. Batty Batterson

    Deliberately poured non-chunky half-n-half in my coffee.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      there's a good man

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      what even is that

    3. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      half milk half heavy cream, apparently it's just an american thing

  23. Batty Batterson

    Do you know what time it is?

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      12:59 am

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      blood

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      time is an illusion

  24. Batty Batterson

    Don't have sex cuz it's probably your daughter.

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      someone just saw oldboy

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      What if he's bi?

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >implying you wouldn't my daughter

  25. Batty Batterson

    Driving back up to the barren tundra of Vermont :(

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      rip

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      rip in pizza

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