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  1. FreshHalibut

    You must gather your venture before partying forth.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      damn you KOTOR

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

       

    3. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      [infernal selkath noises intensify]

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  2. FreshHalibut

    'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Spuf, not a user was posting, not even Huff.

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    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      tuff huff

    3. Huff

      Huff

      my name is actually pronounced "uph"

    4. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      ruffian uphian

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  3. FreshHalibut

    "Fear of the Dog, fear of the dog, I have a constant fear that schnauser's always near" ~Bruce Dickinson

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yeah yeah yeah, halloween's my name -bruce dickinson

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      "Fuck her right in the pussy." - Bruce Dickinson

  4. FreshHalibut

    ♪ Living after midnight ♪

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ♪Rockin' to the dawn♪

  5. FreshHalibut

    A Big Black Gravios

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      The Biggest, Blackest Gravios

  6. FreshHalibut

    ADAM

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I never asked for this

    2. mewwy2

      mewwy2

      ADDUM JEENSEN ADDUM JEEEEENZISN

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i'm madam

      wait a second here

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  7. FreshHalibut

    And on this day, we celebrate humanity's victory over the spooky scary skeletons

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      but they didn't win

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      gg spooky ones no re

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Little did they know that there were skeletons inside them all along...

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  8. FreshHalibut

    And then I made a stupid new Sig because I got tired of updating the paper mario one.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      can't actually play it gave me false hope 1/10

  9. FreshHalibut

    Brazil is actually not this cold: http://i.imgur.com/hS2n1JC.png

  10. FreshHalibut

    Bring us the grill and wipe away the debt.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      #girlwood

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Bring us the grill but wipe away the grease first

  11. FreshHalibut

    Coffee at 11:30pm

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    2. Grobag

      Grobag

      Microwave burger at 2:00 AM

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Tghat was first breakfast Corv, what about 2nd breakfast?

    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I don't think he knows about 2nd breakfast.

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  12. FreshHalibut

    Denton! Did you accidentally hit the delete-status button? "Yes."

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      JC Denton. 3 years old. No residence. No fame. No knowledge. No judgement. No imagination. No...

  13. FreshHalibut

    Don't forget to reload Mr. Freeman!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      why are you reloading mister freeman

      is there a gun that shoots mr. freemans?

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      The Gordon Gun: Silent but deadly.

    3. Simon

      Simon

      goddammit guys

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  14. FreshHalibut

    Echo

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ICMP echo request

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Earth to Echo.

      Do you read?

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      access-list 1 deny icmp any any

      checkm8 witty

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  15. FreshHalibut

    Gopher Cash Registers

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Great! Cool! Rad!

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Good! Great! Awesome! Outstanding! AMAZING!

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Graphically Capable Rocket

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  16. FreshHalibut

    Got my Gold WiiWheel in MK8 Online

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      So much swag

  17. FreshHalibut

    Hey, I finally unstuck mine Christmas hat!

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Definitly don't use superglue next time.

  18. FreshHalibut

    How do I spookify Doctor Dakka and/or FreshHalibut

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      We have a winner

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      I'd go with RottenHalibut

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      have a r-r-r-rotten day

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  19. FreshHalibut

    I bet the cops in Chicago are having a hell of a time playing "Gunshot or Firework?" today.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      The cops in detroit are probably just taking the day off and pretending it's all fireworks. (None of it is)

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      The cops in Sugar Land are probably eating donuts because I'm pretty sure nothing ever happens here except for that one bank robbery a year ago

  20. FreshHalibut

    I have an extra Dead Island: Epidemic Steam Gift if anyone wants it.

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Me, too.

  21. FreshHalibut

    I need a name for a S. Disciplinary Action

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Well, at least we had the same thoughts.

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      "Thursday Night"

    3. tam

      tam

      whipper snapper

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  22. FreshHalibut

    I played for Glory and lost every match.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      at least you're glorious

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Don't ever play 1-on-1. There are some scary motherfuckers there who play this game for a living. If you see a Japanese name, FUCKING RUN.

  23. FreshHalibut

    I require Old Spice remixes

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      am I doing this right
    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Autotune is going to sound like balls ingame.

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

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  24. FreshHalibut

    I saw a vulture today, I wasn't aware we had those.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      You know what's cooler than vultures? Condors. Those things are frickin' sick.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      gonna keep on grindin

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      were you close to death, halibut

      that's the only time they show up right

  25. FreshHalibut

    I should probably listen to the professor instead of tapping on my phone.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Play taps on your phone for your professor

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