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  1. Idiot Cube

    If June is pride month, which months correspond to the other six deadly sins?

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      December = Greed (holiday corporatism)

      August = Wrath (hottest month)

      July = Envy (Canada Day -> 4th of July)

      February = Lust (Valentine's)

      October = Gluttony (Halloween candy)

      November = Sloth (idk Thanksgiving football)

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Happy Killdozer month.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'd be proud of having a killdozer if I had one

  2. Idiot Cube

    One more year until I become a wizard. Yet I'm starting to think it won't be worth it.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Smiting your enemies is pretty cool, though.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's going to go exactly like you're expecting.

  3. Idiot Cube

    nuuu prequel

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      your post is a prequel to disappointment

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      prelude

  4. Idiot Cube

    Man, that was the longest Halloween ever.

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    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Jealous.

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      jokes on you i still have SPUFOrange on
      halloween all year round babey
      i don't actually

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      They call it Eternaween for a reason.

  5. Idiot Cube

    So I guess this is just how SubSPUF is formatted now.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ain't no party like an april fools party cuz an april fools party goes on for way longer than intended

    3. Binary

      Binary

      Ok so I tried to reply to a comment, reported it instead, tried to delete the report, and deleted the comment instead. I'm not having a good track record today...

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      That's just how Mondays are.

  6. Idiot Cube

    Four hours until Smash!

    Or if you're on the east coast, one hour until Smash!

    Or if you live in some other country, you already have Smash!

    ...Why do I live in the worst timezone?

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      The Australians always win.

       

      Also if you think the game a port I suggest you read up on the many mechanic, gameplay, and character balance changes. This is no longer E3 2018 and it's become very clear that there is much to separate this game from Smash 4. It plays very differently.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      @TheOnlyGuyEver I know, it was a joke. I wouldn't have been this excited about a port.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      >tfw a "midnight" release is actually 9pm for best coast

  7. Idiot Cube

    "Fighting Polygon Team" would be a cool band name.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      She Likes Cloth? That's a cool band name.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I want to make a band that takes all its titles from directions and warnings on food containers. Coming up next is "Stir Frequently" from Handle With Care's new album: Contents may be Hot.

  8. Idiot Cube

    Merry 4/20! Be sure to put out your stocking so that Snoop Dogg can leave you a present!

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      is this a " h o t m e m e " ? ? ?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Not anymore.

  9. Idiot Cube

    Didn't even change our actual names. Lame.

  10. Idiot Cube

    brb didneylan

  11. Idiot Cube

    Some days you look at yourself in the mirror, and it hits you that you can no longer see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Degroot understands

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I love CTC. Shut your whore mouths!

    4. Jaydor

      Jaydor

      I don't even eat cinnamon toast crunch anymore

  12. Idiot Cube

    @Huff I didn't know you were a DBZ character!

     

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      TL Note: "Huff" is usually Japanese onomatopoeia for panting, but in this particular usage it means "gay."

  13. Idiot Cube

    I return to feast on the living, now vith some snazzy designer sunglasses! MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!

    1. Jaydor

      Jaydor

      Creature of the night wearing sunglasses

      As expected of Cube

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Clearly you don't understand vampire fashion.

  14. Idiot Cube

    So, who wants to help me break into Corv's house and sell his maid outfit on Ebay?

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      cash in the yugioh but I call the mtg

    3. Jaydor

      Jaydor

      Cube don't make me remove one of the lenses from your sunglasses

      I'll crack the other one too

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

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  15. Idiot Cube

    If one more professor pronounces my name as "Michelle" I'm going to cut a bitch.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *cuts*

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      fuck you michelle is a fine name

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You only think that because you haven't associated it with the embarrassment of reminding people that THE LETTER T EXISTS!!!

  16. Idiot Cube

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    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      no

    2. Huff

      Huff

      AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY 

      AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY 

      AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY 

    3. Binary

      Binary

      I already gave them back ya dolt.

  17. Idiot Cube

    I'm back! Binary, gimme my shades back.

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    2. Binary

      Binary

      They're mine now nerd. 

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Binary x Cube ????

  18. Idiot Cube

    I'm going on a camping trip this weekend. Highly doubt I'll be able to get online. I'll leave my shades here so that one of you can keep calling everyone nerds while I'm gone.

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    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i hope you don't die in the wilderness 

      but just in case, goodbye forever.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      azu-nyan-nyan-nyan

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      k byeeee

  19. Idiot Cube

    HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HEREwhat_have_i_done.thumb.png.4a99bb919edc4

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

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  20. Idiot Cube

    You have committed crimes against SubSPUF and her people. What say you in your defense, nerd?

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I used to be a nerd like you. Then I took a pair of shades to the face.

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I really hate how it says "view previous comments" yet clicking that shows the most recent ones.

       

      It's dumb.

    4. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      oh god it's all out of order

  21. Idiot Cube

    Please do not disturb the weebs.

  22. Idiot Cube


    you're waifu a sub-optimal digging implement

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless


      you're waifu a sub-optimal vision aid

  23. Idiot Cube

    This is the greatest status in the world.

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    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Post the best status in the world, or I'll eat your rep.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      upon closter inspecteion...

    4. Grobag

      Grobag

      A long time ago me and my brother Cube here, we was shitposting on a small and lonesome forum.

  24. Idiot Cube

    FORWARD, MY MULTICOLORED CUBE BRETHEREN!

  25. Idiot Cube

    I'm not angry. I'm just very, very disappointed.

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