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Status Updates posted by Idiot Cube

  1. See ya on Sunday, nerds. *poof*

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    2. <Witty Name>
    3. Grobag

      Grobag

      idiot boob

    4. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Idiot Cube isn't even a real cube, he's a parallelepiped in a hat.

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  2. GET ME MORE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAID!

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      That person is yours truly. YOU'RE OUTTA HERE

    2. tsc

      tsc

      <Witty Name> is hereby banned.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It's a good thing I have an everything-proof shield that reflects everything

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  3. Favorite status updates that should have been threads. Go.

    1. <Witty Name>
    2. A 1970 Corvette
    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      bring out your noose cause it's no use the aboose caboose is loose

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  4. I'm still having trouble with the concept of Jontron videos being released somewhat regularly.

    1. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      It's weird, isn't it? And like...they're seriously good too. The production values have skyrocketed ever since he moved to NYC. Although I'm betting a lot of that is because he has Paul from Continue film him now.

    2. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      ACTUALLY Jon is currently looking for a new editor; it seems Paul is off the job.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      What? Nooooo I love Paul. Continue's one of my favorite shows.

  5. :tin:

    1. tsc

      tsc

      It's too late, Idiot Cube, this forum has always had an embedded indoctrination sequence that is impossible to ignore or remove.

    2. Idiot Cube
    3. <Witty Name>
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  6. Whoa, Wolf Among Us episode 3, somewhat earlier than I expected!

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yeah, only two months instead of four!

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      man that reminds me of that one episodic series that totally got a quick and early release schedule

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      shhhh

      we don't talk about that series anymore

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  7. Your mustache reeks of poverty, and your pimp hat betrays your lack of class.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      Your mustache is too garish and overbearing, and your hat gives you an air of pseudo-intelligence!

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      WELL I MOTHERFUCKING NEVER!!!!

  8. Godmmanit Codamnder...

  9. uuugh nooooo I'm only supposed to get sick once per winter

  10. GUYS OUR FREEZER ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THESE FRESH ORGANS

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You'd have to talk with Alfred. And fuck off Bern, you have no authority in robot butler manners.

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      can i be a caterpillar

    4. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      That's so mean, cub.

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  11. Flappy Bird has been taken off the app store, and now there are smartphones with it installed being sold on ebay for thousands of dollars. Fuck me with the rustiest piece of barbed wire you can find.

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    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Oh boy, a bunch of niche sites for a niche "currency", none of those are big name anythings.

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Well, the Dogecoin is 2-3 months old, yet it already has sent 2 Olympic teams to Sochi, a feat that no other coin has accomplished. Contrary to popular belief, Dogecoin's community is more focused on fun and charity rather than profiteering.

    4. Cretler

      Cretler

      EvilBrian is right. I bought myself a mansion with "Arrow to the knee" coupons.

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  12. There is no greater joy in life than putting out-of-context quotes in your sig.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      There's funny people in suits with these shiny badges at my door now.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Yeah, same here. See ya in prison!

    3. Simon

      Simon

      meanwhile some guy is at my door asking for help scripting shakespearasaur

  13. Is steam being doopy for anyone else?

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      BigSPUF is, and the two seem to be going out at the same time recently, so yeah.

    2. Simon

      Simon

      well, doop isn't online

      so no

  14. Marshmallows are superfluous. True hot cocoa can be delicious on its own without such crutches.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Why can't I rep statuses

  15. TT: Sooner Than You Might Think...

  16. I could study for tommorow's final ORRRR I could play more starbound.

  17. body waht r u doin. My internal clock is doing the opposite of what it normally does by creeping *backwards*, making me go to bed gradually earlier.

  18. "You'd probably brush more often if you had a girlfriend" -My dentist

  19. Get home at 3. "Man, I'm beat. I think I'll take a quick nap." And then it was 7:30.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Yeah, it happens to me all the time too.

      I usually go to set an alarm and am like "Nah, I know I'll wake up at the right time" and then I wake up 16 hours later

    2. Simon

      Simon

      I frequently take two-hour naps. It's never longer or shorter, I just end up in bed zonked out and then wake up and it's two hours later.

  20. All aboard the youtube update train! Next stop: Google+ Comment Fuckery Town!

    1. Unromantic XYTWO
    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Why this is never irrelevant...

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      To be fair, this might actually cut down on the general retardedness that is inherent with Youtube comments...

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  21. The curse has been lifted.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      It turns out that cubic vampirism originates from certain articles of clothing, like that creepy-looking black cloak I found a month ago. But I feel kinda naked without it. >.>

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      To be fair, you ARE only wearing a hat...

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ♫And the curse had finally lifted, and the [Cube] sights his home...♫

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  22. BRB DRINKING SOME SULTRY LADY'S BLOOD

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Very hard I'd assume.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I was living with a vampiric spirit before it was cool.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      And she's been wallowing in your witch blood all this time, poor girl.

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  23. So my TF2 doesn't seem to be in the mood for updating. That's cool, I don't like you either Gabe.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Crisis averted. I forgive you Gabe.

    2. Jordax
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