Idiot Cube

the power to have a flawless comeback every time someone disses me

I'd want the power to correct people when they're wrong without coming off like I want it to be an argument.

stop buying them and you'll stop getting recommended them 

That just sounds like a typical California summer.

Don't ban me

for a while now we've been doing stupid anime and other joke traceovers of our DnD party, so now you guys get to see the ones i did








 

brb drawing fanart of voidglare
 
No color because I'm lazy but here you go

I'm playing Ops and Tactics with my friends and it's pretty fun so far. I plan on increasing the wackiness factor little by little like the frog boiling experiment. So far they've saved a wealthy businessman from a bank robbery, and he in turn hired them to run some odd jobs on the shady side of his business. One of which was kidnapping (Technically, it's a re-kidnapping since the Yakuza kidnapped her, and then they kidnapped the girl FROM the yakuza) the daughter of a Yakuza family, who also happened to be the businessman's secretary. Both of which had some interesting actions on the PC's part.
 
Also, the game itself is pretty neat... But also incredibly mean to new players. I know it's not even close to the worst offender but the game is Tables: The Tablening combined with having some strange wording here and there (It's taken us like seven different times to go over what CRP is, and I'm still not sure if my ruling is correct)

1999 Chevy Cavalier. No big problems, except every time we do a smog check, it always somehow has the wrong type of muffler.
 
It's a nice lil' car.
 
'Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

2001 Chevy Cavalier. Back breaks need to be adjusted, the handbrake needs to be tightened, the ABS light is on and I haven't had the time to figure out why (probably because of the first thing), the windshield fluid bottle has a crack in it, and the engine is quite noisy.
 
Other than that it's great!

Ooh, I bet it's got a passenger-side air bag!

"Oh, look at me, I have a car from this decade"

HEROIC

Shit, man. Glad you're okay. 
 
I'd still consider seeing a doctor, though. That sounds like a pretty serious impact.

what in the shit

checked the wiki guys, it's legit:
 

Well she laughs like someone who sucks a lot of cock.
 
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-PLEASE do not insult rich bitch

I mean, the thread has cockmongler in the title.

Which just happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to choking on an invisible cock.

Which just happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to choking on an invisible cock.