Idiot Cube

Never fear, Sherlock Cube is on the case!
 

 
My brilliant powers of reasoning have deduced that you're all a bunch of nerds.

Happy birthday aabicus!
 
You've really accomplished quite a lot in your time.  Most people at your age would be satisfied just tackling Kindergarten.

Just realized that there's another use for this.

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For a second I read the system as Fatal and was just absolutely horrified.

Had a dark one last night.
 
I was an ex-guardsman, soldier, or investigator for some empire and I was coming home to figure out what to do with my life. Unfortunately home turned out to be a dark, polluted, plague-addled city like Dunwall from Dishonored, even down to the 33% death rate from the plague and the government just welding houses and apartments containing the infected (who would shamble around and decay in their feet) shut.
 
So I return and immediately make friends with some street urchins who introduce me to their family. I join them selling their wares in the shitty market outside befor they invite me to stay with them. We squeeze through an unsecured doggie door in a nearby closed "infected" building and go upstairs to apartment 208, which is just a single room that they all just have to lay down flat in for everyone to fit. Across the hall in 209 you can even hear some infected banging around so they never get good sleep.
 
So I round up the family and tell them to follow me and take them to the rich sector of town which doesn't look much better. I take them into one of the unused high rises and force my my into the penthouse apartment using my credentials. Inside there's a lot of really nice modern furniture, good food laid out for us, new appliances, and for some reason, a Prius sitting in the living room, which at least 10 sets of keys for it lying in various areas of the house. We make ourselves at home.
 
Unfortunately good things can't last and the corrupt government immediately finds us and shines a spotlight on us that melts the entire family's flesh and immediately kills them, but I escape and run through the city streets. The dream becomes disjointed here but I think I tried to jump off a building but the dream treated it as a bad ending and let me restart from earlier. In the end I visited a Japanese-looking temple, waited for their traditional ceremony (letting a dog eat the first snocone of the year) to end, and then talked to the shrine maiden about appealing to the gods to remove the plague from the city. She agreed and took me to the temple to pray to the gods.
 
But then we didn't do that she just fucked me silly instead and I woke up.
 
Sorry not-Dunwall, my dick is more important.

A long time ago, I watched Pocahontas, which has a raccoon as a minor character.

Why does everything insist on adding "reactions" just because Facebook has it? This is a forum, you can click reply and type in any reaction you want.
 
Stupid IPB.

Real bizarre one.
 
It started out as a normal vacation to Seattle and we were boarding a ship for some kind of ocean tour. I think someone recognized the name on my jacket and asked who I was and I explained that it was my parent's jacket. I think that after that, somehow the dream morphed into complete sci-fi.
 
So the start of the sci-fi arm of the dream was like a movie trailer. It showed a lot of shots of the ship we were on: It was a gloomy, poorly lit and waaay too large ship. I'm talking like huge ceilings and expanses of dark lit by three blue lights. One of the most notable things was that the "top" of the ship held escape pods, and rather than having a simple way to access them, whenever a crew member's life was threatened jets on their suit would activate and whoosh them into a pod and eject them. In a movie-like cutaway, it is revealed that the ship was sanctioned by Earth's leader to find a source of immortality for humanity.
 
Now this is where things get weird because the leader is an ancient vampire who is sustaining the ship (magically?) and keeping the crew from aging somehow. However, as the ship moves further away the vampire's ability to sustain the crew weakens. In my dream I had the distinct feeling that the vampire was on Earth and telepathically doing this but now I think he might have been the captain of the ship, either way, that's a problem.
 
Then of course the movie-dream shifts and we are boarded surreptitiously by aliens. They use cloaking that makes them almost invisible except for a single point of blue light that gives them away. Naturally the crew shoots them when they see them, but over time and multiple different fights it's clear that they're going to keep coming. After a moment where my dad (I'm as confused as you are on this cameo) fights one hand-to-hand, the aliens seem to have some kind of contact-poison on their skin that drives humans to some kind of temporary rage and then coma; this wasn't encountered before because we all had firearms.
 
All throughout this, I was internally smirking because my dream-self knew for certain that he had "already seen this movie" and remembered a review that said that it was actually really shitty. So I was looking at all of this the same way people would look at a so-bad-its-good movie, while everyone around me was freaking out and shooting aliens.

Why not find out yourself by turning on your spinal tap?

I'm glad Nintendo agrees with me that Marie is best squidgrill.

It's cool to not care about things you're cool man wow apathy is the most attractive character trait a man can have you must be drowning in pussy wow

Sorry you're going through some shit Paero. Maybe this will cheer you up.
 
I get excited every time this guy posts some new craziness. I don't even like football.

Hey guys it's 7am I'm in Cyprus and I'm fucked off my face and shits just fucked you knoe and you know what I just wanna say that I've been through some real fucking shit times recently and the discord guys are probably sick of hearing of it but I want you to all know I appreciate you all I love this forum it's a bit shit but fuck man if it wasn't for random fucking nerds on the internet i can't imagine where my life would be right now but you know what I don't want shit to change I love you all
 
You're all my boys so I'm gonna drop this shit here whenever I feel shit I try and listen to this album it's so fuckin optimistic and in a lot of ways it makes me feel like shit isn't gonna be as bad and I know some of you have problems way fucking bigger than some 19 year old cunt has but I hope may e itll make you feel better too I love you 
 
 

Yeah, I've tried to get into Warframe several times before, but I just couldn't get past the lack of fishing.

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I always felt like the Mario series needed more T-rexes and body-snatching.