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  1. who else should we summon back from the dead

  2. remember when cructo used to post here

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      you're so mean, raz

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      don't worry bernk, your penis is the best part of you

    3. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      Her last post was "Who cares about rep anyway."

      I think she was blasphemyb& guys.

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  3. why are the comments on nislt's videos so especially horrible

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Literally who?

    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Sin. TF2 shorts guy.

  4. fucking finally saw the lego movie, time to use this avatar again

    1. Medic

      Medic

      I liked Bad Cop too.

    2. Huff

      Huff

      BCGC is automatical great because Liam Neeson, but I like Unikitty.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      "Business, business, business. Numbers. *whipsers* Is this working?"

      "Yes."

      "YAAAY!"

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  5. looked at spuf for the first time in a few days; yeeowch, i'll give it another couple weeks

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It's actually hit the lowest point.

      While the nerf brought out a lot of shit, the reverting of the nerf has brought both sides out even more, because one side is now believing that valve supports them and the other side believes that valve are a bunch of retards who didn't give it enough time

  6. probably just gonna avoid spuf for a few weeks, the preemptive bitching is painful

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      I have the most sudden urge to elephant-ballerina very loudly on bigSpuf now.

    2. Unromantic XYTWO
    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      I meant crap-posting. Damn censors.

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  7. 4 year-old fruit-flavored five gum is totally not absolutely horrible

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My dad's old Air Force jackets have packets of Big Red and other cinnamon gum from the mid-late 80's.

      They're still good, actually. Just really hard until you chew 'em a lot.

  8. my name is lying i'll probs be home tomorrow and not the 9th

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Stamda means "I'll be home on the ninth."

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      What does Stamdas mean?

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      it means penis

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  9. the ocean city boardwalk manages to stuff about sixty hot topic ripoffs onto its three mile length and it's truly incredible

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      A veritable jewel of the sea.

  10. why is two ounces of dippin dots $3.50 and why do i keep buying them

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      because dippin dots

    2. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      I dunno.

      Dippin' Dots is literally just the world's shittiest ice cream left in a freezer so long it becomes freezer burnt, and then covered in chocolate.

      "Ice cream of the future" MY ASS.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I think it's because you are criminally insane.

  11. i am stamda destroyer of full bags of junkfood in one sitting goddamnit

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      I do that, too. "Oh, I should get two bags. That'll last me longer." LOLNOPE.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i am firebug destroyer of full trucks of junkfood in one sitting goddamnit

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I am wity nam destroyer of a reasonable portion of junkfood per unit of time

  12. gon make cantaloupe smoothie wish me luck

    1. tam

      tam

      is good, refreshingly cantaloupey

    2. Razputin
    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      absolutely disgusting think of the children

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  13. my dad got a convertible cherry red 2010 corvette with tan interior

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      if you can't Dodge it, Ram it

      and also i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      You're in luck Corv, they took the Ram

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Corvettes are good cars, but a bit needlessly complex.

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  14. which one of you fellers is the real dirty dan

    1. Unromantic XYTWO
    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I am the real slimy shady

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      That one guy over there named Dan, duh.

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  15. graduated from high school, woo

    1. Paero

      Paero

      that's probably beneficial to you life's prospects. congratulations I guess

    2. Sir Slick
    3. Doopliss2008
  16. i can't take the phrase "soft rock" seriously because i think of talc which is this crumbly bullshit and it's funny to me

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this is why heavy metal is better

    2. <Witty Name>
    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      <insert alkali metals here>

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  17. banjo, mountain dew, german exchange student, history class, tomorrow, fuck yeah

    1. Skye

      Skye

      Sounds like a "hella dunkin'" time. Or a good time. Hope it's either of those, mate.

  18. move, stam, get out the way, get out the way, stam, get out the way

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      Oooooh no! They say he's got to go! Go, go, BUDDHAZILLA!

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      we've got the fire to burn this motherfucker down

      i did it wrong didn't i

    3. <Witty Name>
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  19. whoever draws me an anthro american woodcock (the bird) wins

    1. tam

      tam

      that's aweseome, medic, thank you

    2. Medic

      Medic

      No worries mate.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      There aren't any explosions or transformers in that picture, though.

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  20. through the thick and thin, pimp finch will always be there

  21. beat risk of rain on drizzle and it was hard as balls can't wait for fucking normal mode

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Risk of Rain gets disappointingly easy after you play it for a while. The new artifact system kind of fixed that though.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >Drizzle mode

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

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