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  1. Today I learned that Guy is a total pervert.

    1. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      not big surprise.

    2. MarcusTherion

      MarcusTherion

      We're all perverts, you're lying if you say you aren't.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      That's also true.

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  2. >tfw you get the highest test score in class

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Nah, my two friends who are rather sharp got like a 50 and a 40 on it.

      It covered stuff like inter-VLAN routing, ACLs, and OSPF, which we haven't covered in any way, shape, or form.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      The answer to every question is either "Plug it in" or "Turn it off then on again."

    3. Huff

      Huff

      i usually just smack the monitor and that fixes my problem

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  3. Damn, it's really hard to focus on doing homework right now. Nothing interesting is even happening right now yet I can't stop checking all my sites.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Congratulations, you've made an early transition to college work ethic!

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Welcome to my world.

  4. Huff, I've been wondering. Was it actually a pun?

    1. Huff

      Huff

      the quote string in my sig

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      god I hate you so much

    3. Huff
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  5. Garlic bread is fucking delicious.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Pizza Factory is the greatest.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      sbarros better

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      I chewed a raw piece of garlic once. It probably wasn't the best decision.

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  6. Anyone here do stuff like airsoft or paintball? My brothers and I used to do airsoft a lot but we sorta stopped... It was fun, though, even if it was just us running around in the small lot next to our house.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      We have two or three really good rifles, but most of our pistols are shit - the good ones we had either broke or we just never bothered to buy more CO2.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      I would like to, but I don't have the time now.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I used to, but never regularly.

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  7. My new DeathAdder came in two days early! I'm happy as fuck to have a new mouse and this one feels really nice and solid.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Logitech and SteelSeries master race.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this thing looks so out of place with my silly little mac but honestly I felt like splurging on a mouse and hell I'll just switch it over if I get my own computer some day

    3. Verumae

      Verumae

      yeah razer mice are really "solid"

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  8. Skim milk best milk.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Skim milk is milk-colored water.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      whole is the way to go.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      You know how I got these muscles? I DRINK 2%!

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  9. Huh, this homework packet is on the Great Depression. That pretty much sums up the feeling I got when I remembered I have to do it today.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Nice job asshole.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      fuck off raison i have better things to do than get yelled at by some person with a horse in his avatar

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      You don't, don't kid yourself.

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  10. I need new metal music to listen to. Only having 3 or 4 artists isn't a lot of variety.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      limp bizkit for riffs

      old korn for emotion

      linkin park for lyricism

      deftones for overall awesomeness

      the berzerker for heaviest fucking thing

      crazy town's second album for overall awesomeness but with shitty lyrics

      tool because tool

      a perfect circle because a perfect circle

    2. Simon

      Simon

      nightwish

      stratovarius

      masterplan

      disturbed

      garbage

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Eric Clapton.

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  11. Sekai Seifuku: Bouryaku no Zvezda episode 3 confirmed for best antismoking ad ever

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      Interesting a show that is very blatantly pandering to lolicons is being condenscending of smoking.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      this is the part where I'd say something like "blah blah subverting expectations blah blah" but nah

      i think the writers just wanted to be funny

  12. help i'm becoming mildly disgusted with bigspuf

    1. Simon

      Simon

      r/mildlydisgusting

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Install Cockatrice, play 3 matches of MtG. Then come back to SPUF and realize what a loving community of friendship and teamwork it is

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Better than the Planetside 2 Official Forums

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  13. RIP Shirtless Pyro thread. 'Twas a good derail.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      We derailed that thread multiple times

      First it was all about repping my post

      Then it was all about traps for a good while

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for the thread, it hurts." -Shirtless Pyro

  14. So... I may have accidentally slept from sunrise to sunset. Huh.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      CORV CONFIRMED FOR DRACULA.

    2. Arm the Homeless
  15. I haven't had hot chocolate in years

  16. Anyone up for some Mannup right now? I'm trying to round up some people and I don't want randoms :x

    1. Binary

      Binary

      I'd be down in like 2 hours or so if your still around

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      From the reactions I've been getting, I probably will have it rescheduled to two hours from now. Not enough people right now.

      And we'd LOVE to have you, Raison. Mainly because I've never actually played with you.

    3. Binary

      Binary

      And by two hours,I mean LIKE 2 hours. I'll try to make it, but don't wait up.

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  17. Happy Winter Solstice, everyone!

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Happy shortest day of the year to you too.

  18. Due to my caretaker's general laziness in grocery shopping, the only thing left in the house are cans of refried beans. I'm getting pretty damn good at working them into everything I eat, at least.

    1. Razputin
    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Raz, I don't know how they do things over in Europeland, but here in America it is customary to be sent to live with a family of eagles on your 15th birthday.

      The mother eagle is referred to as your "caretaker", and she plays a vital role in filling you with the xenophobic patriotism that will guide you throughout your life.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      there is no rep button

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  19. Oh my god the SPUFurb subforum updated and I CAN'T MARK IT AS READ BECAUSE I CAN'T ACCESS IT SO NOW THERE'S A RANDOM FORUM AT THE BOTTOM THAT WILL FOREVER BE "NEW" OH MY GOD WHY

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Why not just try to get access?

    2. Binary

      Binary

      There's a big button right next to the topic that marks it read. There's also one at the bottom of the page.

    3. Idiot Cube
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  20. Right before urblog mk 5 was locked, I learned that I used more pinkhearts than anyone else. Maybe I should stop being such a pottymouth.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      stop fucking cussing you dumbass shit it's in bad fucking taste to swear allt he time like a cunt

  21. You guys all suck so I'm extending the avatar-challenge to when I wake up from my nap. Same as I said before, second to last post with an image becomes my avatar. Remember to ACTUALLY FUCKING GIVE ME IMAGES.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Double posting is a legitimate strategy

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      corv, you are /gif/ in human form

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm taking that as an insult.

      Was it an insult?

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  22. I'm going to be leaving for school soon. When I return, the second-to-last comment on this status will be made my avatar (same rules as last time, no porn and it must be direct link). See you guys in 9 or so hours.

  23. Oh hey, cookies from my eldest brother's girlfriend. Way better than ANYONE I know's cookies. Especially a certain 3-d shape.

  24. Get ready to do some heavy amounts of homework. Brother comes in and demands he use the computer because he "only needs to do two paragraphs." Two hours later... I completely am out of the "getting shit done" mood. God dammit.

    1. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Who the fuck takes 2 hours to type up 2 paragraphs?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My brother.

      <Insert statement about Nevada's public school system and the fact that he went to literally the worst achieving school in the district here>

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      I do.

      But once I get going, it starts flowin pretty good.

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