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  1. There's been a disturbing amount of status updates referring to memes- Aw dammit that includes this one

  2. Today my friends wheeled a mini-fridge into one of their teacher's classes and set it up in her closet. I'm tempted to bring my own food to fill it, but it might get raided.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I can suggest some good chemical labels to slap on your food

      they probably won't want to touch 90% hydrogen peroxide

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      They'll probably wise up once they see you pulling food out of it, though.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      That's why you kill them with 90% hydrogen peroxide if they see you

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  3. I'd like cisco curriculum better if they made their domain neetacad rather than netacad

  4. Watching K-On has made me want to learn the guitar. Coincidentally, my brother also just got his guitar re-strung.

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      i don't play touhou so i dont know who madoka is

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      it's the anus descriptions that get me

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Gets you what?

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  5. my favourite cup broke today ;~;7

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'll give them the maidsassin treatment

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Make them die from shame? A little unorthodox, but I guess it works.

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      is it the cricket world cup

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  6. A scholarship's entry requirement is writing a short story with an inanimate object as the main character. Now that's something I can get behind.

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      You should just send them a paper with nothing written on it but the title.

      "The Memoirs of a Chair, by Corv"

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'd have to leave a note: "This was directly transcribed from an oral account by the chair."

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I have already done that like twice

  7. >tfw out-aggro'd when you're playing aggro

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      is this magic the hunter-gatherer society

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I've actually read that and no I wasn't supposed to be control

      mainly because the game spiraled out of control immediately

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Monstrous Colossus of Akros is the funniest way to win a game, short of maybe Flinging a Darksteel Colossus. "Superman..."

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  8. apparently there was a gas explosion or something a few houses down because there was a huge BOOM and everything shook a little

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      fucking faggots put hydrogen chloride instead of caustic soda

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      sorry I'll hide my highly unstable bomb somewhere else next time

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      these internet descriptions are iffy

  9. SOMEHOW I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNLOADED K-ON'S DUB RATHER THAN THE SUBBED VERSION OH MY GOD WHY

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      Did you download the German one by any chance? Because that one is fucking really good.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      >preferring to be sub

      okay :3

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      unfortunately I didn't

      though that now intrigues me, wulff

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  10. make the echoes of the past stop appearing before me

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      tl: stop necroing shit jesus christ

    2. Guy923
    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=277995&type=card

  11. Narset died for Sarkhan's sins, who then unexist'd for Ugin's sins, who hedron'd for your sins. Never forget.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      was sarkhan's sin being too sexy

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      his sin was dragon his feet

      heeehehehehehehehhehehhehehehhehheheheheh

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I counter that pun

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  12. I almost regret eating that entire footlong sandwich. Almost

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      jalapenos and peppers and lettuce and goodness

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      jalapenos are good

    3. kayohgee
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  13. come back XY ;~;

    1. Facade

      Facade

      Are we talking about your chromosomes here or what?

    2. hugthebed2
    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      silly Facade corv has XX

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  14. Foil Vorel of the Hull Clade get

  15. Accurate summation of Yugioh Arc-V's most recent episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

  16. And on this day, Jan 13 2015, it will be recorded that it, and I quote, "Is happening."

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the lesbians were kinda confirmed but they haven't played chess let

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      have you ever not watched a show that has yuri

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The majority did not have lesbians.

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  17. ha ha time for college applications

    1. Binary

      Binary

      Florida Tech best college.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      more like BOREida tech

    3. Binary

      Binary

      Witty you have no idea how right you are.

      And wrong. Depends on the day.

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  18. On the day of the night things were always well, but on the night of the light all night things fell

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      you suck at rapping

    2. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      STANDING HERE I REALIZE

  19. Shovel AK-47s combine two of my most favourite things in the world

  20. God dammit Ivan we run out of vodka before year starts new

    1. Simon

      Simon

      you see ivan when you become the vodka you get drunk in a different sense

    2. Binary

      Binary

      Ivqn is the drink so he is drunk metaphorically and physicakly

    3. Binary

      Binary

      Ivqn is the drink so he is drunk metaphorically and physicakly

  21. My brother got a job at Victoria's Secret. You know what that means~

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It means that he's going to be a grumpy fuck all the time now that he actually has to work for his food, that's what it means

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      it means he has to fill out income tax

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  22. where were you when yuyuyu killed christmas

    1. tam

      tam

      what the fuck is yuyuyu

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yu know, it's yu! yu?

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Christmas was not entirely ruined.

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