Veez

the what

what a bunch of vitriolic flip-floppy shitlords

oh, wait

We're worshiping Omastar now?

also I offered your minecraft house to the dynamite gods. they were pleased.

....u wot

Yes

enjoy working at mcdonalds for the rest of your life, never being able to afford another shitposting machine again

enjoy having student loans for the rest of your life, never being able to afford 4 years again

jokes on you, i've done well enough to get free tuition + 1000 per month from one college

what'd they do

If it's a Sonic Mania level spoiler or similar I don't really want to know

Nevermind

Fucking Sega.

Reminder that we are living in the V generation universe.

What about in woman?

There are no more beers left in the fridge.

He could not save himself. How could he save us?

No Dante, tú eres los demonios.

Y entonces Dante fue un zombi.

 Fue...

Changed from the preterite to the imperfect like five times.  Guess I ended up in the wrong place.

*takes your rep*

*record scratch*

*likes*

Like if you support good guys, don't like if your an evil communist.

... *unlikes*

Poor cmndr, how servers vex him so.

Meanwhile, I've been playing a Singleplayer game involving a map of Indar, the Terran Republic, and GDRs.

If you're laughing at me now, you should have seen me in the early days of hosting the SPUFserver when I was still relatively new at hosting servers.

Did you get 10 Tix?

Man, it has been a while since I went on that site. Not a long while, but a while.

It was actually just for the heck of it after discussing it on a TF2 server.

i got banned from roblox and occasionally i'll try getting an alt banned but it's impossible to get perma'd on purpose

What the fuck is a gifycat.

typo of yifycat

can confirm

To be fair...the first presentation literally just started. Although I doubt we're gonna see anything on the scale of the xbone presentation last year...

Yeah, I guess thats true. I'm mostly excited for Nintendo, but I don't really want to miss anything.

Also, Holy shit, Conker is alive.

Make sure to remind everyone that they're antiworker for not giving you 15 dollar minimum wage

i make literally less than half that, but its better than nothing.

ANTIWORKER

fuck you

green tea

green tea

I don't see the problem here

Most of it is fake/photoshop or just gross injuries that people wouldn't like anyway

I googled it and got a picture of a person with maggots in her eyes

that's not fashionable yo

this ain't 2014 anymore

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade, and hit Godzilla with a Bat Grenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu, when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i ate those food

Sorry, matey. T'were a long week on the high seas.

I burned it.

Ｎｏ

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tertiary

Wii U is for casuals and 12 year olds /joke

FUN FACT: The Wii U was going to be called the WII Two, but in Japanese, the word two is "ni".

inb4 goblin rush

this will go worse than boatmurdered ever could have

GREEN IS NOT A CREATIVE COLOR

It was sort of creepy. 4/10.

All I've seen so far is "SO WHCIH 1 OF U GAIZ IS BEST AT HALO ?!?!?" and some woman talking about Footloose.

Have Microsoft and EA successfully binned their presentations yet?

A lot of lines in the video can be taken out of context, and I'm sure the bowels of the internet are already coughing up something that'll make us kill ourselves.

imagine the breadmonster saying it

why?

Because MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI.