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  1. I'm rather annoyed by the lack of an option to view the size of FOLDERS in Windows nowadays. I know it would have an impact on performance, but come on, Microsoft! Not even an option for when we want to manually clean out the disk?

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    2. Arm the Homeless
    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I meant in the explorer view, in such a way that it can be sorted.

    4. Expresate
  2. Imagine waking up one day, and accidentally wiping off an entire eyebrow or both.

  3. It's embarrassing to know that there are tens of thousands of people that actively believe that the Earth is flat. OCCAM'S RAZOR, BY DEFINITION, IS NOT VALID PROOF!

    1. Veez

      Veez

      this guy actually thinks the earth is round, what a tool

    2. kayohgee
    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      its only valid on tuesdays

  4. It's never okay to _____.

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      Not support the Frederalist party

    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      [cspoiler]
      teh Last Door?

      Do u know wot a thespian si?
      Would u say thespian or thesbian?
      wot kind of grudges do u ahve?

      wot si nine times six?

      To kill or not to kill a mockingbird?
      Tequila or not tequila mockingbird?

      Which Impossible Quiz can help u find hidden meanings?
      Why did teh Mexican push his wife off of a cliff?

      wot fi I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally?
      wot fi I dropped my phone?
      Or encountered my clone?
      wot fi I get mononucleosis?
      wot fi my house got foreclosed?
      wot fi I had a cat, n it exploded?
      wot fi I woke up in a trunk?
      wot fi my best friend went steampunk?
      wot fi I met real pirates?
      wot fi there was an awkward silence?
      wot fi I say something unintentionally racist?
      wot fi I was an adult with braces?
      wot fi I can't swim?
      wot fi I am visited by Mr. Timn?
      wot fi I fed teh troll?
      wot fi I'm being attacked by a narwhal?
      wot fi teh apocalypse started?
      wot fi I ahve a recurring dream where teh world runs out of bacon?

      Which person do u think will do teh next AMA?

      r brains better than brawn?
      Bread, melons, or lemons?

      Would u give Fimmian a sweet roll in exchange for calming pants in real life?
      Would u care to donate to Sheogorath's brain pie?

      Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

      wot would happen fi Pinnochio said, "My nose si going to grow now."?
      fi Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, how did it fall off?
      fi teh opposite of sky si earth, n teh opposite of rim si middle, then si Middle Earth teh opposite of Skyrim?
      Do seagulls ahve better-looking legs than chickens?
      si Doctor Who better than Tony Stark?

      Can u make a picture of a Toa in a toga getting towed by a toad in a toe themed tow truck?

      Why don't people understand that I get more information from teh answers to these question than just teh answers?
      [/cspoiler]

  5. Our topic today is: Pugs.

    You know the rules, so play fair.

    Go.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Dogs? I hate dogs.

    3. Moby

      Moby

      They and funny and fluffy and have several spine problems due genetic problems.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      PUG PARTY

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      PARTY

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  6. R.I.P.

    My arms

    1998-2016

    "I did NOT expect this from a 'dance conditioning' class."

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You know you're supposed to use your legs, right?

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      In school, I am taking a dance conditioning class. I need some form of exercise and dancing is the only one I'm willing to do.

      It's been mainly Zumba, but on Friday we did some actual conditioning, meaning things like lots of push ups and other workouts. I lost all nearly all my strength, and I am now in near-constant pain.

      Going to Homecoming in this condition last night was oh-so-joyful.

    4. Silent

      Silent

      whens dance class

  7. Shout it out - from the highest tower!

    Shout it out - in the darkest hour!

  8. Have you heard about Trump being at odds with Hamilton? I'm convinced that he's going to build the fourth wall, now.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Have you heard of the high elves?

  9. I am a man in tights.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      are you roaming around the forest looking for fights

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I had to be one once

      it was fun and then we had to do it too many damn times

  10. I graduated high school. Now what?

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      become super depressed

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Peer pressure into college for no reason.

    4. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Get massively in debt, find a job and realize you are physically incapable of affording a place to live without sharing with 7 other people, and cry.

       

      You can skip the debt part but the latter is the same.

       

      Ball's in your court, Merso.

  11. Is manatee romance relationship goals?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Only if you're a manatee

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Barbara Manatee

      You are the one for me

      Sent from up above

      You are the one I love...

  12. nuuuuuuu graphics card get

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      What is it? The brand-new G-3000 kickass?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Is it integrated graphics

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      msi gtx 960 gaming 4g

      It's not the best, but it's a great deal for the price, and quite the upgrade over my last one.

      I can actually play Arkham Knight now, with nearly all the settings maxed!

  13. Tell me what you know about garlic, sapphires, mud, and axles.

  14. The ball wasn't squished, my hands were cupped!

  15. This is an angina party!

  16. ...

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    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      You're never going to find out my secret at this rate!

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Mersopolis has a SEEECRET!

      Thaaaat explains everything!

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      *Ebil laugh*

  17. "Thou hast undone our mother!"

    "Villain, I have done thy mother."

    - Demetrius, Aaron; Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Titus Andronicus is such an inspirational story

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      And thus, the "Your mother" jokes were born.

       

      Fuck you Shakespeare.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Dad-gum it. Looking back at the actual play, and not the cutting for my scene, it's actually Demetrius's brother, Chiron, saying the first part.

  18. http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561198055183097/

    First time playthrough of Amnesia. Microphone enabled.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      EDIT: Game crashed will continue another time.

  19. 100 likes status update.

  20. Aaand... Steam goes down for maintenance right in the middle of an important discussion I am in.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      thats what phone numbers are for, so you can text your friends.

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      I once lost a million dollars because Steam went down.

    4. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I didn't know the guy at all anywhere else.

  21. After I get off tonight, I won't be seeing you guys for three days.

    1. The Last Templar

      The Last Templar

      i don't know how i'll make it

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      kthxbai, don't let the door hit you on the way out, but srsly, have fun.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Well, I must leave now. See ya after Cedar City!

  22. Allergy season has come upon me at last.

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i don't know if i had allergies or a cold or a mild flu but i killed it by taking like 47 echinacha goldenseals a day

    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      alkaseltzer works wonders for allergies

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