Mersopolis

For Raz
 

Not quite. I just haven't had money.
And besides, aren't they all linked to one another?
They all have Links, yeah.

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Tom.
He was travelling through the nearby woods when he got lost.
He was getting hungry and happened upon a plant with red fruits on it.
He recognized it as a plant that many people in his village were scared of. They thought that it was poisonous.
He was hungry enough to eat it anyway.
Luckily, he didn't die. In fact, he quite liked the fruit.
He took several fruits from the plant and walked away.
Somehow, he managed to make his way back to the village.
While there, he told his story of the red fruits.
Everyone was glad to know that the fruit was no longer a threat.
Now, years later, whenever someone from that village sees that particular fruit, they say, "Hey! Tom-ate-those!"

Should be ballooni.corn

They want you to rip their ticket.

What is with Malaysian flights not reaching their destinations, these days?

oh for fuck's sake CAN WE NOT GO A WEEK WITHOUT SOME SHIT GOING DOWN

And Britt was never heard from again.

I think you're looking for this:
 

I tried to make a map in hammer once.
I succeeded in making a 3x3 grid of boxes with stupid sounding doors and retextured all the boxes to each of one of the nine mercs.
 
That might be all the skill I need to retexture gullywash.
 
Edit: Whoops.



 
Edit2: Proof of concept
 

I keep dying every fucking time holy shit
 
 
boop

Bioshock 1 get.