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Gamefreak did the impossible Spoiler They managed to make Wallace an even more of a raging homosexual than he already was

Bullshit. What kind of crazy mall do you go to? Anatomy of an average mall: CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES interesting store CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES

Hyperbole (/haɪˈpɜrbəliː/ hy-pur-bə-lee;[1] Greek: ὑπερβολή hyperbolē, "exaggeration") is the use of exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. It may be used to evoke strong feelings or to create a strong impression, but is not meant to be taken literally.

Cmon man, this is just school shooting; the video game. The violence isn't even justified in some form of war or good versus evil, it's just fuck the world everyone should die. Context DOES matter, the only reason you would make such a game is to ride the outrage train.

KNEE!

http://i.4cdn.org/v/1413402624087.webm god damnnnnnnnnnn

WE'RE DOING IT

It's finally the game every Feminazi and SJW wanted, "Cismale Scum Massacre Simulator 2014"!

Instead of murdering hundreds of brown people armed with inferior weapons you murder hundreds of white people armed with inferior weapons. ok

Oh my god my old Winona crush just returned with a vengeance.

Yes, your recent actions have made this astoundingly clear, cmdr.

Yea, good job there buddy. *pats on back*

Oh my fucking god please tell me this is true.

DOES NOT COMPUTE! Bullshit. What kind of crazy mall do you go to? Anatomy of an average mall: CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES Food Court CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES interesting store CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES CLOTHES Semi-fix'd.

Full Mega stats found by coders. I'll post all of them at once, including what we already had just for posterity: Swampert-M Stats: 100/150/110/95/110/70 Sceptile-M Stats: 70/110/75/145/85/145 Sableye-M Stats: 50/85/125/85/115/20 (Eh) Altaria-M Stats: 75/110/110/110/105/80 (Nice) Gallade-M Stats: 68/165/95/65/115/110 (Hm) Audino-M Stats: 103/60/126/80/126/50 (normal/fairy) (Eh) Sharpedo-M Stats: 70/140/70/110/65/105 (Eh) Slowbro-M Stats: 95/75/180/130/80/30 (Eh) Steelix-M Stats: 75/125/230/55/95/30 Pidgeot-M Stats: 83/80/80/135/80/121 (Revising initial opinion, this seems decent) Glalie-M Stats: 80/120/80/120/80/100 Diancie-M Stats: 50/160/110/160/110/110 (50 hp still, amusing) Metagross-M Stats: 80/145/150/105/110/110 (Oh god the speed buff) Kyogre-P Stats: 100/150/90/180/160/90 (it and groudon got the exact same changes- key here being Groudon got buffed special attack so those Solarbeams are going to hurt) Groudon-P Stats: 100/180/160/150/90/90 Rayquaza-M Stats: 105/180/100/180/100/115 (Eep) Hoopa-”M” Stats: 80/160/60/170/130/80 (Wat) Camerupt-M Stats: 70/120/100/145/105/20 (Meh) Lopunny-M Stats: 65/136/94/54/96/135 (Holy crap) Salamence-M Stats: 95/145/130/120/90/120 (See Lopunny) Beedrill-M Stats: 65/150/40/15/80/145

Fuck narset i want this guy as commander now i've probably established how I like Future Sight so this card naturally makes my peepee tingle

I'm thinking of dressing up as EA.

Fucking Colonel Sanders can't even decide who's best keion fuck you and your fucking :-)> face

Damn Snoop's a fucking ninja edit

Context: These are Tabletop WH40k Chaos Engines