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gonna be honest, I misread that as "command dick system" I should probably go to bed

It's likely I'll be getting an interview for a bike thief computer repair/services position! I DEMAND ALL OF THE LUCK. Also, I've had both of my wheels and my chain stolen before, Huff. I ended up having to send the bike home with my grandma, since it used to be my Grandpa's. This town has a lot of bike users so there's a lot of shady shit going down. Doesn't help that the building I live in is sandwiched between two bike stores (one is retail, the other is a charity/community thing)

Well, the policeman I reported it to seemed very on the mark with how this shit goes down, which seems common given it's a campus. Sadly I don't have the ID number for the bike, but the perp left the lock there after cutting it, and they say they analyze the cut to get more info. Plus it had some very distinct mechanical issues so it's easy to see if they took it in to get fixed or sold. I hope I get it back.

I can understand the AO rating but part of me thinks if the ESRB had just slapped an M rating on it and fucked off to lunch then there would be less attention paid to this stupid game. If anything AO just makes edgy kids and angry neckbeards want to play it even more.

​sell crack

​that one is available too, though only in the flash version on websites of questionable quality

I have a new laptop for gaming now. I might not do anything for the next few weeks trying to download games I actually play. RIP saves of games I played.

I just accidentally swallowed an ant. rip.

I'm watching it now. Ninety seconds in and it's already the best movie I've seen all year. The spoilers are my reactions as I watch. I revise my above statement - best movie I've seen ever.

It has a game on Steam now.

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​They'll get right on that in about 6-8 weeks, but it'll be sloppy and mechanical so you probably won't enjoy it.

"Buying a girls love is not what they would won’t they would won’t flower chocolate and being took on a date"

Save yourself while you still have a life. These nerds are like zombies: Infectious and riddled with diseases no ordinary man should have to put up with. There are two ordinary exits; The x button at the top of the screen that closes out the window entirely, or the nearest blunt and heavy object you can find. Use the latter because the former is only a temporary solution. Take the object and repeatedly smash your computer with it. Leave nothing undamaged and leave nothing working. Afterwards, do the same to your router and then the same to your phone; subSPUF has a tendency to infect everything through your wifi, so just destroying your computer won't be enough to escape. After you've done this, walk out of your house and drive to the nearest airport. Because subSPUF is quite the cultural mixing pot, I suggest you escape to the middle east. Be wary, though, one of Them was in Israel or Afghanistan late last year. Once you are in a safe enough country, apply for citizenship, change your name, and by a new computer and phone. After setting up your wifi and stuff, deactivate your email and make a new one. After updating all of your account stuff with the new email information, and setting up your contact list again on your phone, you can live an ordinary and safe life. TL;DR, welcome.