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​Welcome to advanced math classes, where teachers teach you the ABC, homework is about writing in french and tests are about translating feudal japanese into italian.

The weirdest thing is happening right now I'm at work, at my usual seat on the first floor, where the music school is. On the ground floor there is a hallway that's not part of the music school, and as usual there's some futureless youth hanging around there using the library's free internet. I occasionally walk through there and generally just let them be as long as they don't do anything stupid. So I hear this weird rhytmic slapping sound and laughing coming from downstairs so I go check what the hell is going on, and two of them are literally standing in front of eachother, taking turns slapping eachother in the face as hard as possible as some kind of game. They've been doing that for like ten minutes now What the fuck

I got a minor concussion in dodgeball in middle school because I was trying to do a really cool dodge. I ended up falling backwards onto the concrete and passing out for like 5 minutes. In my defense it was a hella sweet dodge and I didn't get hit.

Also double post but I took a detour on my way back to the dorm to do some photography of my campus so here it is

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I walked by and the guy updated it, spoilers

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Let's share some stories about how we've embarassed ourselves in the past Back in high school when I was about 15-16 years old, I was invited by a friend to come hang out with some of his friends later that evening. I didn't know these people and they were all older than me so it was a bit awkward, but we had fun just hanging around at my friend's place. Around 10 however, people were getting bored of just sitting around and we wanted to go somewhere. One of them knew there was a party going on at the animal farm, but noone knew where that exactly was. I knew however! So we jumped into the car and drove off whilst I gave directions, happy to be in charge of this group of cool people for a while. And about twenty minutes later, we got there: "...Raz?" "yeah?" "this is an animal farm" "yeah!" "...with goats and chickens and stuff" "......yeah?" And it turned out, "the Animal Farm" was the name of some kind of bar-dance hall thing and in retrospect it didn't make much sense there would be a dance party in the stables. So as we still didn't know where the Animal Farm was we just awkwardly hung out at the actual animal farm for an hour before driving back and luckily I never had to see those friends of a friend again for the rest of my life. The End.

snow leopards like to hold their tails in their mouths aaaaaa

That last one is purty purty.

Well, amazon wishlists are shareable, and iirc, will ship to the owner's address. so something like this: 1: each person make up a list (20$ limit or something) 2: give lists to host 3: host randomizes the lists, give the gifter a random list. 4: ??? 5: profit

The solution is to give people even more guns.

​ I had sort of a similar thing happen to me when a friend who only recently had been diagnosed with autism told me he was going to summer camp specifically for teenagers with autism and I laughed like a solid ten minutes at the concept of autism camp and really hurt his feelings

This story contains spoilers for Harry Potter, so I guess if you're not familiar with the full extent of the story and don't want to be spoiled, don't click it.

Oh my fucking god.