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Last night I dreamt that I was at home relaxing. I had just gotten out of the shower and was walking around butt-naked, when I noticed this man in a red coat on the lawn. I opened a window and called out to him, I told him that he was on private property and that he had best leave now. Immediately he pulled out a device from under his coat that looked like a gun and pointed it straight fucking at me. I quickly ducked away from the window and moved into another room while this weird of feeling of dread filled my stomach, I can't really explain it, but if you've ever been in a situation where you think there is a genuine chance you might die, you'll know what I mean. So I sit tight for a few moments before I peek out of the window and I see the guy still outside with his rifle-looking item and he's walking around scanning the exterior of my house. I decide that enough is enough and scramble into my bedroom to grab my phone. I dial 112 (Which is my country's equivalent of 911) but I get an automated message saying that the emergency service phone number has recently been changed to 115 and the line I am currently on is now for postal service complaints. So I dial 115 instead and I get an automated message stating that a strange red-coated man has been reported in my neighborhood and if I am calling about that, there is nothing to worry about unless you've made contact with the man. The message then prompted me to "Press One" if I had made contact with the red-coated man. So I press one and I get put on hold to very stereotypical and cheesy waiting music. At this point I decide to take my fucking chances and I grab a blanket and run out of the house as fast as I can, still butt-naked, only covering myself with said blanket. I don't see the red-coated guy anywhere and I am ducking and weaving in random directions through various different gardens and brushes. I finally get to the outskirt of the city when my call to the police department goes through. I get on the line with this police officer who is talking to me in a very soft and sing-songy voice as if I was a toddler. He asks me if I am having trouble with the red-coated man and I scream at him that yes I fucking am. At that moment I spot the red-coated man out of the corner of my eye. He is marching straight towards me, raised rifle and all. As he closes the distance, I drop my phone and just charge at him. He doesn't fire at me or anything, he just walks intently towards me with a stern look on his face as I rush towards him. Once I get right on top of him, I slap the rifle out of his hands and he just bursts into flames. Not like exploded into gibs or anything, but he just fucking caught fire. As he burned he smiled at me and gave me a nod of approval and then I woke up.

Last night I dreamt some kind of apocalypse happened and the entire world had turned into a desert. For some reason it was my job to do the rapturing so time stopped, I was turned into a giant and had to walk through the desert and peel the meat off all the people one by one and put their tiny skeletons back in place just like they stood when time froze. It was a really dull and tedious job and the heat was unbearable, until I turned a corner and some of my friends were at a swimming pool calling me to join in and the water in the pool was the most beautiful thing I ever saw

I wouldn't be surprised if Steam Support is still linking people to the old SPUF address.

I had a dream that every boat that died in KanColle rose from their graves to genocide the Abyssals. This was after the KanColle team added a half-Abyssal ship to the game (somehow?) and all the boats split up in captain america civil war fashion. I remember having a discussion about it with two boats that aren't actually in the game and it all kinda reeked of teenage angst.

BBS or riot

the bagel was too hot at first so i had it sit for a little bit and then i ate i while it was still a little too hot but then as i ate it it was pretty good and i enjoyed it until law of marginal returns kicked in and then i hit peak enjoyment and then i started to enjoy it less and then i finished it. here's a full graph of my findings

The other option is that I can just enable all of the reactions, but I somehow don't think that's what anyone here wants to happen.

Nobody can use any reactions besides Like and Upvote, even if they may appear because of a bug. I've disabled Downvote while we figure out what we want to do with it.

Probably an IPS bug, then, as they don't seem to do anything when I click on them. I would remove Like, but apparently I can't, and I don't really want to remove Upvote as the one we've already used for all this time. Ugh.