ICBMoose

you just have repressed attraction to catgirls and this derogatory spewing of slander is how you cope

d-don't be silly

okay sorry my mistake

repressed attraction to catboys

thank you for your contribution corv

lmaowl

owl em ay oh

That's more like Buffalo sauce than hot sauce though.

Cholula best hot sauce.

Cholula a good

Cholula is most definitely a good.

I found some wasabi to put on my chicken-substitute nuggets, crisis averted.

Wizards suck, shaman best spellcaster. I'd say I'm pretty darn set.

I bet you don't even have a monocole you filthy lumberjack

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of me channeling the spirits of vengeful nature entities.

and also how the hell would a shaman be a lumberjack

^^^

Well, the more recent version is 幹妳媽的

chingate y su linguaje nativo

b-but detached sleeves

I need some good sleeves too, for when that Melek thing happens.

Eventually.

Thanks raz, you're a bro

When the roles were announced, some idiot from my school thought that he was supposed to play the role of a lesbian in High School Musical, not a thespian.

The play is some thing called Rumors.

And yeah, Thespian is a fun word.

Hey, Slick, did you see this?: That Jedi cloak was specially made for a performance of Act III, scene V in Twelfth Night. We made it Star Wars-themed, complete with replacing the word "bear" with "wookie" (no offense, Raz), and the word "horse" with "speeder".

It is almost exactly one year since I performed that.

FOR THE EMPIRE OF VESPIUM AND THE GLORY OF THE QUEEN.

notthebees joke here

i found the wicker man at HEB

puns killed my cat

Kids, this kind of wordplay is unacceptable. You are only sure to get a groan.

u think ur funny m80?

dammit

Plus when it's just one line it's easier for the rest of us to jump in with lyrics from whatever song we want.

*upbeat chiptune sounds*

Welcome back, now let me beat you up with a car battery

So, how was the camping trip?

it was good, if not that wilderness-y. It was basically a giantass party thing thrown by the Order of the Arrow, who are the weirdass honor society of the Boy Scouts of America. Everyone assumes we are some bizarre cult of ideal scoutliness when we are in fact a bizarre cult of Magic: the Gathering and the consumption of food.

It's a battle for New York.

Once there was an evil prescence called Raz, who then lost interest after writing one post. The end.

I can explain it to you over steam chat if you want, but I won't be on today most likely. Ask me tomorrow.

Welcome back!

Welcome back?

Welcome back~

download all of the porn

pirate a car.

You rebel.

screwed up on the one way it looked like I could get moneys for college

Guess it's time to take out a loan and suffer under crippling debt, like every other college student.

yeah I had really hoped I could dodge at least a LITTLE of that

As much shit as Nintendo gets for some of its outdated business practices and policies, you have to admit, Nintendo kept focusing on what other big devs these days seem to push under the rug as a secondary priority in order to be taken serious and hardcore: having fun. In the end, Nintendo's games, as silly, and milked as they are, still focus on that aspect.

Mr. Iwata, I believe, was the manifestation of those virtues, being humble and soft-spoken, as well as a sense of humor to boot, despite being the top dog of one of the biggest corporations of gaming. He was a man who truly did know what Nintendo's audience wants when they play their games, because he himself was one of us.

The dude earns my respect. RIP

RIP. A true champion.

We've lost one of the most influential persons in the entire industry. It is stunning to see the massive list of accomplishments he did.

RIP Iwata, taken way too soon.

disestablishmentarianism

a

At least it's not like Alexander memorizing the Iliad.

weeeeeeeeee

WELL HOWDY DO

You were gone? I hadn't noticed.

yes he got me

i am the dead

rip

Lets just say my school has some great places to hide bodies.

I got lost on my way to every class, took 25 minutes to find my locker, and missed the bus.

yes I CAN die! WOOOH

I DIDN'T DIEEEE

BUT NEITHER DID I LIVE

HELP

Schrödinger's ICBMoose

jesus christ wat the fiuck

that's probably the second best thomas the tank engine mashup I've ever heard.

I laughed

When you figure out how let me know.

Put your games on an external hard drive. Keep that hard drive in an inconvenient location. Solved it for me.

Imagine your homework insulted the thing you care about the most, and the only way to kill it is to complete it.

We accidentally made it in all dimensions simultaneously.

I drank it.

No, no, no, you drink his MILKSHAKE.

jump hard nerf jump hard nerf jump hard plz nerf

surf_dicks is too hard plz nerf

Have you tried jumping? I've heard that it helps.

I used to have earbuds that were made of metal and shocked my ears whenever a lot of sound was coming in.

Get Samsung Galaxy S2 or S4 earbuds from Amazon, cheap as chips and have a really good sound with perfect insulation.

I actually really want some nice headphones more than I want earbuds.