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  1. General DeGroot

    depression sucks my lads

  2. General DeGroot

    Don't run, you might slip

  3. General DeGroot

    Driver's license knowledge test today, wish me luck boys

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      GLHF. I wouldn't worry too much, the written test is reaaaaally simple. "What does this sign mean?" Is red stop or go?" "Can you turn left at a red light?". It is very much meant to be a basic knowledge base without which you should not be allowed within 10 feet of a steering wheel.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      My test was piss easy because the numerical questions (How much can you tow using a standard Class C license? How far should you stop behind someone?) were either the highest number or the lowest number. Everything else was common sense (Do you stop for pedestrians on crosswalks?)

       

      Waiting in line to get it was more harrowing than actually taking it.

  4. General DeGroot

    Elvis' stuff is p good lads

  5. General DeGroot

    fellas, did oldSPUF ever have an Archmage MC as one of its posters? I ran into a dude named that in a 2fort server the other day and it sounded familiar + he carried a lot of the bizarre cynical elitism a lot of the old SPUFians carried

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I remember that guy, BLK I mean

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Yeah I remember BLK, crazy that he's a DSP simp now. Small world I guess.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Did a search for "blk_mage_ctype" and got results for him posting on a DSP forum.  So confirmed I guess.

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  6. General DeGroot

    Front row at the mass games, untraceable by names

  7. General DeGroot

    Fuck, I'm in a lot of pain right now. Discovered I'd strained my lat, then had to use it, then woke up this morning to have it hurt even more. And I've got work today.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Pills here!"

  8. General DeGroot

    game changer; reclusive-agressive

  9. General DeGroot

    GLORIOUS

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      COMBAT

  10. General DeGroot

    going back to tangier with some jordans and a spear

  11. General DeGroot

    gonna go on a giantdad gank fest

  12. General DeGroot

    got my right ear cleaned out, feels like I'm hearing in 1080p

    1. Huff

      Huff

      Well you won't need your glasses any more

  13. General DeGroot

    got that birthday feelin'
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    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Get a feeling so complicated

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      He wanted to be a dinosaur when he grew up.

  14. General DeGroot

    got the DNA of gothic lemons

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      got the DNA of gothic lolita

  15. General DeGroot

    growing callouses sucks, especially when they're on fingers

    1. Moby

      Moby

      You mean on your palms from handling stuff or on your knuckles from punching stuff

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      on the opposite side of my knuckles as well as the inside edge of my thumb from holding and swinging both a staff and a bokken

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      My method of both removing and growing callouses are biting them off.

  16. General DeGroot

    happy birthday to the most homicidal, suicidal, genocidal monster on this board with depression

    when will the pain stop

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Happy birthday!

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      It's okay. I got you a present. The whole sudetenland! 

    3. Huff

      Huff

      woah

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  17. General DeGroot

    happy single shaming day you fucking loners(including me)

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      At least we can be lonely together. :cores:

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      die

    3. Huff

      Huff

      Haha that tfw no gf (girlfriend) :DDD

  18. General DeGroot

    having conversations with your car alarm, when you come out your shit is gone

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      No, YOUR shit is gone.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You already posted this one though.

  19. General DeGroot

    Headed for the Sammy Davis wing

  20. General DeGroot

    hello darkness my old friend

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Aqua > Darkness

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      i've come to shipost with you again

  21. General DeGroot

    help, I need to buy a ghillie suit with nonexistant funds

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      make one yourself

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I can't do arts and crafts for shit tho

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Take a camo hoodie and some sweatpants, glue some leaves and shit on it. Donerino.

  22. General DeGroot

    hey no ins and outs

  23. General DeGroot

    how do you do fellow spufians

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Well, you need a fellow spufian then... wait. Have you had the talk about the birds and the bees?

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Bees??

    3. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      spuf is dead and we killed it

  24. General DeGroot

    I am the milkman, my milk is delicious.

  25. General DeGroot

    I got this pregnant snake, stay surrounded by long hairs

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