General DeGroot

yes

Got Cytoplasm?

Is it true that all Canadians are Canucks fans and have an unnatural fascination for funnels

when will manlets ever learn

L A N K L E T B O Y S WE IN HERE

I too read r/showerthoughts

WHAT

FUCK PAYING FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YOU OWN

X GON' DELIVER TO YA

what happen

His account got hacked

Don't say hacked. Gives the cracker too much credit. His account got "cracked."

no

rude

me too thanks

did a 650lb 5x3 full reps on the plate loaded squat press today

trenchcoat + fedora is not a good combo

thanks for finding out for me, weeb

man i love this meme yo some dope fly shit hmu

the curse of the br

mmyes

He has no style, he has no grace.

why do people like weeds so much, they ruin gardens and are a pain to get rid of

dude weed lamo

smoke

make one yourself

I can't do arts and crafts for shit tho

Take a camo hoodie and some sweatpants, glue some leaves and shit on it. Donerino.

where

Outside a 711 at a busy intersection

The few 7/11s I've been to always have the dumbest parking lot lay out. "Oh we're here on the side of the highway but the entrance is a pinhole turned slightly the wrong direction and GOD HELP YOU ALL if someone is trying to back out of this tiny triangle shaped parking lot when you come in".

At least we can be lonely together. 

die

Haha that tfw no gf (girlfriend) :DDD

You could just be a girl.

you can just be a thirsty dude

if I fucked you up would it be gay?

You mean on your palms from handling stuff or on your knuckles from punching stuff

on the opposite side of my knuckles as well as the inside edge of my thumb from holding and swinging both a staff and a bokken

My method of both removing and growing callouses are biting them off.

Which one, this one or this one?

this one

Why are there so many full-length documentaries on this guy???

is closed

O F U R O

F 

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Well, you need a fellow spufian then... wait. Have you had the talk about the birds and the bees?

Bees??

spuf is dead and we killed it

This status update gave me a headache.

MAJOR power move

Did you shit your brains out?

So are you gonna build a shrine?

I'd have to explain to my boomer management what it was, and I don't know if I could.

On the whole I don't know whether that's a good or bad thing but at least the welder's together.

[F]

rip

i heeeeaaaaaard of a wise canary

loli haet hat

and mario's dick

 improvised_munitions_handbook_v3.pdf

CLAP, FOR THE NEW DAY, AND FEEL, THE POWEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

About freakin' time!