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  1. Beat Portal 2 today. Much better than the first, but the first game was much easier to break, which is always a lot of fun in itself.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      At least it spawned less obnoxious memes.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      @Idiot Cube "SPAAAAAACCCCEEE" was pretty obnoxious

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      [INSERT LEMON LAUNCHER MEME HERE]

  2. Beat Portal today. The cake is a lie guys! Hahah! :biggrin:

  3. Been animating all day. Is pain in ass.

  4. Been camping that river for my whole life, saw some crawdads in it last night for the first time. Cool little lobster guys.

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      Crawdads are not cool. But they are awfully cute little buggers.

  5. Been home sick with something all day. The bowling pizza was a mistake.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Bowling pizza is NEVER to be trusted. My brothers learned this for me.

    1. MysticTheMeeM

      MysticTheMeeM

      It took me waaaay too long to get the joke...

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      @MysticTheMeeM I considered adding a hyphen between "croc" and "et". Did you first pronounce it as "crow-set"?

    3. MysticTheMeeM

      MysticTheMeeM

      I spent too long thinking of the sport... .-.

  6. Blades of Steel on the NES is the best hockey game ever to be created, and best sports game ever to be created.

  7. Bro what if Half Life 2 had guns

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      But then it would just be CoD with aliens!

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Most of the weapons in HL2 feel like airsoft, especially on hard, so this is a valid question

  8. Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

  9. Continuing off of Portal 2, I have now beaten all of Half Life 2. What a cliffhanger to end on, surprised I remained spoiler-free these 10 years.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Now there's one last thing for you to do.

      http://www.marclaidlaw.com/epistle-3/

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I refused to read it until I beat Half Life 2, but I did read the tweet from Mark Laidlaw, saying how that's only one possible ending that could've happened, or later have been scrapped.

       

      I liked the idea in the tweet of his about another ending being Gordon ending up right back at the beginning of Half Life, then he could stop the shit before it ever happened and the Earth's ecosystem would not get perma-fucked by invasive alien creatures and Combine.

  10. Currently  drawing and having an orgasm over my proportional consistency.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      if you draw a perfect circle do you make an o face

  11. Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Remilia has other options available

       

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  12. Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

    2. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
      They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

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  13. Fishin' bass and kickin' ass.

  14. Found a Yugioh card from when I was little; Twin-Headed Fire Dragon any good?

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >not even twin headed thunder dragon

      0/10

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Fuck you, I remember having some OP shit before I gave them all away to a friend because I had no idea how to actually play. Had like an entire lunchbox full of them though.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Call me back when you have Master Peaces.

  15. George J.K. Tolkien

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Chuck "Hugo Award Nominee" Tingle

    2. ToasterToastin'
  16. Get yourself a lady who can open her own pickle jars, ya know?

    1. Medic

      Medic

      I pride myself on my ability to open stiff jars.

  17. GO BACK TO MARS YA FUCKIN CANADIANS

  18. Going on 3 days now, been sick with some nasty fever or other. I was hoping it'd be good by now but it honestly feels worse than yesterday.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I'm coughing a bunch, but only because my phlegm production is way up for some reason.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Everyone in my neck of the woods, including me, also has a sore throat.  Though mine seems to have faded tonight.  Never got any symptoms with it other than the sore throat but other people have got headaches and fevers.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I survived it. Either that or the afterlife is boring as hell

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  19. Google making their shitty Youtube ads unskippable is tyranny and nothing more.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      feels good to have adblock on every device :cool2:

    2. Moby

      Moby

      Still not using Ublock Origin on current year.

  20. Got a new hat today. It's practical as fuck. I love practicality. Practicality is sexy.

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      I meant "how so" in how is is practical but that works too.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Trade for a pink Flipped Trillby?

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  21. Had a good birthday spent at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm and Zoological Park. Saw every single species of crocodilian on the planet (except for 2/3 of the proposed species of African Dwarf Crocodile because whether or not it is warranted to split the species into three separate ones is still pending, as well as one of the now TWO species of Slender-Snouted Crocodile, as just as recent as two days ago it was finally and officially decided that the species actually consists of the West African Slender-Snouted Crocodile and the Central African Slender-Snouted Crocodile) Couldn't have asked for more.

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      You sure do like crocogators. Not that I blame you, 'cause they're pretty neat-o.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Crocodiles are my kinda animal.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Which one swims up the toilet and bites your ass?

  22. Had a stromboli for the first time today. It's kinda like a big fancy hotpocket. The Italians really invented everything, huh?

  23. hap nu yer

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Place your bets!

       

      Who will fail their New Year's Resolutions first? Who will fail last? Will anyone manage to fulfill at least one?

       

      Stay tuned!

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Can't fail any resolutions if you don't make any.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I fulfilled my new years resolution last year and I don't intend on failing mine this year either

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  24. Happy America!

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      july the fourth be with you

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