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  1. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Annoy Squidward Day

  2. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy double-digits, TF2!

  3. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Easter Fools! And happy birthday Medic!

    1. Medic

      Medic

      Thankies :)

  4. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Happy Hitlerjuanabine Day

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Also the day that Robert E Lee betrayed the union.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      And the day I posted this comment!

  5. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Hate it when people don't finish their

    1. LordCOVID Monkey

      LordCOVID Monkey

      sandwiches.

  6. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Here are some of my favorite images I have: https://imgur.com/a/dxgEwFv

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I feel like after looking at this I'm going to die in 7 days.

    2. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Truly a trove.

  7. TheOnlyGuyEver

    HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED WHY LAFFY TAFFY IS CALLED LAFFY TAFFY! It's cause they have those shitty puns on every wrapper!

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Bazooka Joe is called Bazooka Joe because it contains comics about a child named Joe who blew up his school using a bazooka.

  8. TheOnlyGuyEver

    Hurricane was pretty usual, other than a tree falling on the power lines. Power went out Sunday night, still no power, am at family's.

  9. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I am champion fire stoker and bane of all of hippies.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I am the bone of my sword.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I am the terror that flaps in the night.

  10. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I charted out an island by hand once. I'd been going there for years and didn't even know it had a river flowing into it until I did.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I charted out a map of the largest size in Minecraft once so we basically did the same thing.

  11. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.

       

      Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.

  12. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I guess this the day where everyone makes a status post.

    1. ToasterToastin'

      ToasterToastin'

      Until now.

  13. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I hate that dogs and that "dog speak" of misspelling words or whatever have become memes. It's a new fad every couple of months, if not each month now. It'd be a little worth while if they were actually funny.

    1. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wow raison that punishment's pretty "ruff" :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

       

      i'm sad inside

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      8155acd609.jpg

       

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      @hugthebed2

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  14. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I just realized that over the past year, the internet has shifted from funny cat pictures to funny dog pictures. These are dark times.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Foxes: get the best of both worlds.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Foxes suck.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      These are bark times 

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  15. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I keep getting random steam thot bots friend requesting me. The most valuable thing I own is like 60 bucks.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I had that happen for a while due to owning a Max Head.  Hasn't happened for a year or two though.

       

      Now the random friend requests I get are largely from people who play Hanafuda Koi-Koi, probably because they are amazed that anyone else plays that game.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      hey its me ur brother

    3. Medicinal Warlock

      Medicinal Warlock

      Huh, you too. The most valuable item I own is less than 2 keys.

  16. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I learned how to whistle! It's fun.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can snap with BOTH hands.

       

      That's called "clapping."

    3. Moby

      Moby

      If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.

       

      Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

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  17. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I like it when medieval fantasy worlds are mixed with modern real life. Like when they have faucets and the internet. But with the caveat of electronics being advanced only to a specific point. Meaning plasma TVs and landline house phones/mobile flip phones are the limits for each, respectively.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      tumblr_o4od5iXyrg1rilpuko1_400.jpg

  18. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I made this: hmYAqRe.png

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      But why

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I saw this: 

      DrYWAevV4AUg1HK.jpg

  19. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I put on my Christmas picture.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      me too

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      i'm too bitter to be christmas-y

       

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Bah humbug

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  20. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I slept funny and my neck fuckin broke, it hurts SO FUCKIN MUCH OW! How does your body even stay asleep while a part of you is getting hurt so badly? Can't even turn my fucking head, this is probably the worst kink in the neck I have ever had.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just had a calzone for the first time, but it has done nothing to ease the intense pain in the upper-right portion of my body. That calzone was so good though.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If it's on the upper right portion of your body there's a good chance that you messed up your shoulder at that the pain is radiating to your neck, especially if you can turn left but not right.

       

      If you did mess up your shoulder that sucks because it seems like it usually takes about two weeks for it to get better.  Stretching and alternating cold/hot therapy helps.

  21. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I want a Soulslike game based off the Bible.

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Boss 1
      Goliath

  22. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I was trolling around Facebook marketplace and it seems I found a table from the exact same maker of this one 40-year old wicker table I own. It's pretty crazy, the wicker construction looks identical.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      The wicker table industry is stagnating...

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I've heard you can just download models and load them into a 3d wicker nowadays, technology has really gone too far

  23. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I will release all pages of the Jag Whacking thread (which I have saved) for a ransom of $500.

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I’ll give anyone no relaxe for a little smooch on the cheek

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I will accept $500 to not release the entirety of the MLM archives.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I think someone has it archived actually. I think it’s Ahmed tho so it’s never being touched

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  24. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.

    1. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      thanks obama

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      you're welcome

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      OBAMAPHONE WHEN

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  25. TheOnlyGuyEver

    I've probably said this exact thing on these forums before, but I fucking hate the Milky Way commercials. Yeah, you can catastrophically fuck up and ruin somebody's entire life, but it was okay because you were "eating a Milky Way." Like fuck off.

    1. Veez

      Veez

      Sounds like someone needs to eat a Milky Way.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      TOGE, have a Snickers. You're not you when you're hungry.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life.

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