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Status Updates posted by Huff

  1. Homestuck Tarot deck ordered!

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      The future holds: no girlfriend

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Man I've wanted these for a year stoppit.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Who needs the comforts of a woman when you can predict the future?

  2. I just slept for eleven hours straight. That was after taking three hours worth of naps beforehand.

    1. Argeon
    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      I've grown accostumed to a week rhythm of 5h, 5h, 5h, 5h, 5h, 11h, 11h

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ^ Mine's similar, but around 7h during weekdays and 12h during weekend

  3. Raz and I need people to Mann Up with.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I would but homework ;~;

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      what he said.

    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I am up. added your second account. Better hurry up. He is decomposing preety fast.

  4. Mono convinced me to boot TF2 on my laptop. Why am I friends with this horrible cuntbucket?

    1. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Mono's still alive?

    2. Huff

      Huff

      yes sadly

    3. Wulff
  5. Lost a pint of blood but gained some Keebler cookies. Fair trade.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      YOU FOOL, DO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT BLOOD GOES!? YOU'RE FEEDING THE ELVES.

    2. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      You donate blood? That's nice.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Ah, the Keebler cookie dark ritual. Known for having the largest blood seal of all cookie rituals

  6. Currently making caramelized pork with rice, red wine mushrooms, green beans, salad, and chocolate cake for dinner.

    1. tam
    2. Huff

      Huff

      oh god it was too good I'm fat now

    3. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      i dont like pork but it sounds nice all the same

  7. Storm knocked out my Internet and phone lines. God damn it T-Home you pieces of shit fix this.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Oh, I thought for a moment you meant StormHarbinger.

      I was like, when the fuck did you move to Russia?

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      is t-home the offspring of t-mobile and home depot

    3. Huff

      Huff

      It's just Euro T-Mobile. It's about as quality as Comcast.

  8. Yeah my Internet's gonna be out for 2+ weeks. GG T-Home.

  9. SPUFurb update! Remember, the story is partly driven by your commands, so dont let the fuckfaces over at the MSPA forums steal your job!

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      so that's where we got rock papers scissors

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      ALL> Establish the Fourth Reich

    3. Huff

      Huff

      ace would look disturbingly goodbin an SS uniform

  10. i used guy as a survey subject for an assignment so i gave him the alias "dick"

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Hello Mister Richard Edwards

    2. Guy923
    3. Huff

      Huff

      ur welcome

  11. I haven't worn a shirt in four days

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      how did you achieve this, might I ask?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Were you wearing a dress instead

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I'm house sitting some needy dogs so it's been just various pairs of shorts

  12. in other news using a drawing tablet to browse the internet is top comfy

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I wouldn't imagine so 

       

      on the other hand I've been wrong before

    2. Huff

      Huff

      maybe it's just better than this broken apple mouse

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      That's like losing a toe compared to cutting off a hand

  13. Ok, Namco high is pretty dumb but oddly charming.

    1. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Friend of mine: Namco High kinda sucks. It's not very funny, but maybe it's a good dating sim?

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ...Do you really play as mister jelly bean head though?

      Though I've always wondered about how Davesprite is in this...

  14. damn I missed that there's a new jontron

  15. A late afternoon nap turned into actually sleeping for thirteen hours what the fuck.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      That is the reason why I do not take naps unless I know I can afford to waste 13-16 hours of my life on sleep

    2. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Nothing's better then oversleeping.

  16. SPUFurb update! I promise never to be that big of a shit again.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      So how long before we can make SPUFurb update time jokes again?

    2. Huff

      Huff

      probably by today

  17. More moderator drama on bigspuf.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      The last time there wasn't much mod tension was before cp_freight died

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Remember the times when mods were actually chill? Yeah, me neither.

  18. new jinjantintran

    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      you're like a day and a half late but yay

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Dat schwarzenegger impression tho

  19. My bike weirded out and I biffed on the pavement. Ow.

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      I've never heard anyone use the term biffed outside BTTF before.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Yeah that's the first time I've heard it

  20. Nonplussed about grapefruit.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Veryminused about apples.

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Somewhatneutraled about limes.

  21. Ughh the chick who draws all the cool Paperman stuff on tumblr is posting a bunch of feminist shit about how that shooter's main problem was that he was a misogynist, not mentally ill. The things I sit through for art of my waifu.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I know, what's up with that? By the time I get to the shit I can actually jerk it to I'm invariably too angry to mobilize the little soldier.

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      You must be brave raison, fap for freedom

  22. made spinach salad/buffalo chicken pizza for dinner http://i.imgur.com/Hsg6QBU.jpg

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      FUCK YOU GUYS AND YOUR REAL FOOD

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I made eggs, bacon, toast, and a bowl of cereal for breakfast yesterday.

  23. If I can't achieve Dark Boy when I get Guppy, Mom's Knife, flying, and a few Devil Rooms within the first two floors, I'll never get it jesus christ

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      i understood the "jesus christ" but everything else makes no sense to me

    2. Arm the Homeless
  24. http://i.imgur.com/VtQzNMN.jpg I win for shittiest/most archaic.
    1. Buddhazilla

      Buddhazilla

      is that a shillelagh

    2. Huff

      Huff

      Something similar, but it's from somewhere in Africa.

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