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Guy923

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Status Updates posted by Guy923

  1. #occupystatuses

  2. now that not as many people see this I can shitpost 5 times as much

    1. tsc

      tsc

      And then you can rack up infractions five times as fast and get banned five times as fast! GENIUS!

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      it's perfect

    3. Arm the Homeless
  3. you're gonna wreck me kid shitter

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Was it meant to be read in an irish accent?

      Because I'm so sorry for your kid shitter.

  4. anti-mage more like ain't mage

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      shamanism>magecraft

    2. Silent

      Silent

      counter wizard more like flounder wizard

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      silencer more like whylencer

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  5. who would win in a fight greg or tyrone

    1. Sir Slick
    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      the only winning move is not to play

    3. ScampSixteen

      ScampSixteen

      Tommy Provolone remember that oh boy oh wow.

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  6. So who's gonna be my valentine's date?

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    2. Paero

      Paero

      kill me now

    3. Silent

      Silent

      you will never buy Marcus-chan a new yukata for the fireworks festival only for it to be two sizes too big

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      you will never fag it up with your fellow pony-fuckers

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  7. I took a page out of The Book of Facade today and fell asleep in the tub. That was probably the comfiest I've ever slept in ages.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      no i just got out

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I've always wanted to do that but I also don't want to die

    3. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      Bring a snorkel.

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  8. I have become art

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    2. ICBMoose
    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      you're an artist with a capital u, guy

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      when will sadpanda get hentai of guy so i cant bait and switch people into thinking they'll get some good shit but it turns out its just guy

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  9. It's Black History Month, have you appreciated your local black man yet?

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      we're not racist

      you are just a faggot, guy

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      wooow racist

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I appreciated all of my black men and apparently they are worth $3,000 a pop.

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  10. Rock tar, oh gosh.

  11. Sometimes I light things on fire and yell BY FIRE BE PURGED when nobody is looking.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Hey, I do that as welEMBRACE THE INFERNO

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Search for invisible traps, pooky!

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      DIE, INSECT!

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  12. it is not from the benevolence of the shitposter, the autist, or the troll that we expect our memes, but from their regard to their own dankness

    1. Napkin Dust

      Napkin Dust

      How many memes am I holding up?

      -Meme Assassin

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      Let me never make the vulgar mistake of dreaming that my memes are being persecuted whenever my memes are contradicted.

      -Memequeen Makise Kurisu

    3. Silent

      Silent

      This too is the choice of Meme's Gate

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  13. How do I become the ultimate status updater?

  14. ever get one of those days where you can't feel your face

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      18

      and realize that my comment does not in fact state that I have been not sober

      or that I have ever been sober

    2. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      i see also sorry for thinking you were 17-

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      http://puu.sh/eULVx/83aa162ee3.webm

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  15. >you will never be Doctor Dick, the Phallus Physician, or the Manmeat Medic

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      better that than a semen demon or a penis machinist

  16. I WANNA HOLLER AT SOME FRIENDS, I wanna say what's up to plain ole bill, I wanna say what's up to puck, Los Notivos, Stage 1, I Self Devine Cool Hakim, Brother Ali, Kancer, Mole Man Jimmy 2 Times, Budda Time, bk One, Blueprint, The Chosen Few, my man Real Proof, J-Bird, Kevin Peacher, Joe Good And my little brothers Jordan and Nathan, and sadiq

    1. Paero

      Paero

      ayo lemme holla a' chu

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      yo y'all be frontin y'all ain't shit

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      who bitch this is?

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  17. HOLD ON A TICK I'M RELOADING

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      DON'T BE BLOODY STUPID

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      NOB OFF, YOU TOSSPOT.

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      I AM WELDAN THIS DOOH

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  18. I'm the king of the rumba beat.

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      whitest movie ever

    2. Paero

      Paero

      I LIKE YOUR STYLE OF WOMPING

    3. Expresate

      Expresate

      IN HAVANA, IN HAVANA!

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  19. elephants guide me

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      so like in the jungle book?

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      so like in the jungle book?

    3. Rhombo

      Rhombo

      When's the bed time?

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