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  1. Raison d'être

    MY DOG'S ON HER PERIOD AND SHE JUST BLED ALL OVER MY SHEETS FUCKING WHY

    1. Jordax

      Jordax

      Rammite, you sure you are not mixing that up with a furry convention or something.

    2. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      Argeon what the fuck that's animal abuse.

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      You can't rub a male dog's stomach or pick one up if you have to without getting your hands tied up with red rocket.

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  2. Raison d'être

    73 years ago today the nips made the biggest mistake in the history of their stupid rice land. Never forget.

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Japan didn't invent Chinese cartoons, you doofus

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What about korean comics? Or laosian light novels? Or vietnamese visual novels

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Or your mom

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  3. Raison d'être

    CHRISTMAS IS 22 FUCKIN DAYS AWAY YOU GODDAMN KIDS

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      fuck off ya scroogey wanker

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      hey at least we waited until december

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I've been assaulted by Christmas for over a month. Gimme' a break.

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  4. Raison d'être

    Holy shit, gruesome new ISIS execution video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3snnVr3chJ8

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      8/8

    2. Paero

      Paero

      thank you Allah for kill infidel brick

  5. Raison d'être

    HANDS UP DON'T LOOT

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      yes

      more concerned for the autoparts stores tho

    2. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      According to imgur, they got a Little Caesar's too.

    3. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      THOSE BASTARDS

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  6. Raison d'être

    My stupid dog woke me up at 6 AM and got her muddy paws all over my bed and pillow and when I actually got out of bed I saw she tracked (now caked) mud all over my room.

    1. tam

      tam

      she made you look bad

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      They may seem, innocent, cute and cuddly, but they will always be plotting mischief. Always.

  7. Raison d'être

    Rev in peace, Tom Magliozzi

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      who?

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Tom Magliozzi

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Rave in peace Tony Tortellini

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  8. Raison d'être

    WOAH, SNIPER

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    2. Huff

      Huff

      don't act dumb

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      The what cup?

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      COPS STAIRWELL

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  9. Raison d'être

    Why can't dish soap taste as good as it smells?

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      It smells awful though

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      My dish soap smells nice.

    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Hand soap smells better.

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  10. Raison d'être

    BARREN LANDS ARE DESPERATE TO BLOSSOM, DARK STARS STRIVE TO SHINE

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      Thank you.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      BACK AGAIN, AND ABOUT TIME TOO

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL YOU THER-

      wait wrong song carry on

  11. Raison d'être

    Where can I upload a 133.2 MB .png?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      most of these sites fuck up halfway through

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      if only niggaupload was still around

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Dropbox took it, equites.png finally has a home.

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  12. Raison d'être

    Scottish independence is being bankrolled by Big Cartography. They just want you to buy new maps since the old ones would be outdated. SEE THROUGH THEIR LIES SCOTS

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Look at these people.

      Amazing how sheeple

      show up for the slaughter.

  13. Raison d'être

    TROPICO 4 AND ALL DLC IS 39 CENTS GO GO

    1. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Looks like it's fixed now :(

    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Bought several copies, annnnd it is over now.

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      We missed it fellas. 5.99 now

      Still not a bad deal to be honest but SIGH

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  14. Raison d'être

    #corndoggin

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      livin the dream

  15. Raison d'être

    I forgot my computer's exact password for about 10 minutes because I tried typing it with one hand. I swear I still don't know the exact words but I do have the muscle memory to type it in with both hands.

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      That's really bad but really impressive at the same time

    2. tam

      tam

      i can't type my password on a touchscreen easily, it's just too alien

  16. Raison d'être

    fly into the light already you annoying piece of shit

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      that's what my dad was yelling when i was first born

  17. Raison d'être

    At 12:42 AM, night before an AP test, waiting for Adobe Reader to download so I can print a very important .pdf because Firefox won't print it correctly.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      WHY DID YOU NOT DOWNLOAD ADOBE READER TO BEGIN WITH IT'S THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION TO ALL PROBLEMS

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It turns out that Adobe Reader CAN save him now!

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Chemistry. And yes, Adobe Reader did, in fact, save my ass.

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  18. Raison d'être

    MARCONI PLAYS THE MAMBA

    1. The Last Templar

      The Last Templar

      LISTEN TO THE RADIO

  19. Raison d'être

    Which one of you fascists deleted Margaritaville?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Rynj is clearly unable to control his mod powers.

      He's gonna kill us all.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      andmin abus

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      rip subsupuf ._.7

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  20. Raison d'être

    Inhale iced tea powder with me, let's take this journey together.

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Take the journey while playing Journey and listening to Journey

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      Smoke tea everyday

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      You INHALE the powder, you don't smoke it, amateur.

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  21. Raison d'être

    Apparently cartoon network has a forum. Who thought that was a good idea?

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      adult swim forum is good for finding what fucking song plays during those bumps

  22. Raison d'être

    You know what I miss? Steam ratings. Keeping that glorious 10 was half the reason I got up in the morning.

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      All this was what separated the boys from the men. rip

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I don't even remember what my Steam Rating usually was.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Same, but mine was probably 11 or something. Just a guess.

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  23. Raison d'être

    I smell my neighbor smoking crack.

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      Offer him marijuana instead.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Do you love the smell of crack smoking in the evening?

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Smells like California.

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  24. Raison d'être

    Jesus is the reason for the season. Happy Halloween!

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      wtf troll why're you bullying me i didn't even say anything fuckin asshole

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      wtf troll why're you bullying me i didn't even say anything fuckin asshole

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      lifeinashellnut.png

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