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  1. I wonder how many people here would slip into a dress for fun.

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    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      High heels look about as practical and comfortable as using hydrofluoric acid to neutralize a baking soda spill.

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Heels are got for training yourself to have perfect balance because if you don't have that you fall on your goddamn face

    4. tsc

      tsc

      They can't be that bad.

  2. Who invited timmy-p over?

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      In soviet subspuf, you ban moderator!

    3. Paero

      Paero

      Surely banning the moderation would be done by a vote, making it a democracy?

    4. tsc

      tsc

      And then the admins come in and squash your overreaching democracy.

  3. gunna get ~$600 for tax refunds, life is good.

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    2. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Put it in the bank.

    3. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      Ill take killa's idea.

    4. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      FINE, GAWD, I GUESS I'LL GO FLOOD PAKISTAN OR SOMETHING

      THEN WILL YOU DONATE TO MY GODDAMN CHURCH

  4. Why are people so fucking stupid?

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      The equivalent of a face on a cube is a face, silly!

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      ITC: Doopliss is a meanie.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      A meanie who skipped grade school geometry.

  5. 420 smoke rep erryday

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Rep is for raising dongers. I'm very experienced at this field of knowledge as I have past experience.

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      Rep is for rustling jimmies. I'm very experienced at this field of knowledge as I have past experience.

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      drinking rep, I have to intergrate that into BfNY now.

  6. Ugh my head.......

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      this is why you don't drink half a pack of dew a day

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      Try headlessness.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      >not being a dullahan

  7. I dont want to change my name.

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    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      I am an unoriginal shit too, so I aint gonna change names either.

    3. tsc

      tsc

      For the record, this was all dumb.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      b-b-but...Boopliss!

  8. Thank you for taking the time to read this post. This post loves you.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Look, I like this post. I like it a lot, actually. I just don't think I'm ready to make that kind of commitment with a post right now.

    3. Arm the Homeless
    4. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      0/5 would not bang

  9. Is this thing working? hello?

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    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      403 access denied;

      You do not have permission to view this comment

    3. Binary

      Binary

      no its not working go away

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      SPUFpowered Patch 15/10/2013:

      - Fixed the thing

      - Fixed free call exploit

      - Bug fixes

      - Localization patch updated

  10. TFW your borderlands 2 save data corrupts.

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    2. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      I had worse. Tiny battery ran out in my Pkmn Gold cartridge. I had about 190 on pokedex.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      That's what happened to my Gold too!

    4. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I bought stocks of batteries to allow me to keep my cartridges to go on.

  11. Got a 24 pack of root beer, life is good.

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      One time, I bought an N64 for 15 bucks at a garage sale. The vents held over 2200 USD in loose cash. When I looked for any cartridges, I found a key for a new car in the box. But, the best part was when I checked the actual cartridge slot. It contained an SNES! The SNES had a 6 pack of beer inside AND a brand new GTX Titan in the cartridge slot.

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      not sure if bullshit

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      SNES in cartridge slot OP

  12. 700$ get! I love applying to too many scholarships.

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    2. tam

      tam

      can you buy me keys i'm addicted to hats totes srs

    3. Huff

      Huff

      gz, bro

      also buy me keys too

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      being in a community college helps, so does fasfa.

  13. "You cannot kick, ban or chat with yourself" aww, I wanted to talk to myself

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Talking to yourself irl is more fun though!

    3. Binary

      Binary

      That's not talking to yourself, it's thinking outload. At least that's what I tell eveyone.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Dear Diary, today I learned a new excuse for talking to myself. I mean thinking out loud.

  14. haircut get

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      It means I dont have to spend half an hour drying/caring for my hair every day

    3. LadyBernkastel
    4. Idiot Cube
  15. There is nothing like a good cup of coffee in the mornings.

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    2. Doopliss2008
    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      A good IV drip of coffee 24/7.

    4. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      inject mountain dew and you will see the light

  16. It my birthday today.

     

    yay.

  17. Cold weather means one thing : scarf season~

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    2. 1Fort 2Fort

      1Fort 2Fort

      Still not scarf season in texas.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      There's no such thing as scarf season in Vegas.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      dude what's a scarf

  18. Welp, time to go raid the stores for cheap candy.

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    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Bring me back some!

    3. Medic

      Medic

      Diabetes ain't funny. If you see any sugar free ones, send them over please.

    4. DualJay

      DualJay

      (so tempted to be so offensive)

  19. "Corvettes are high maintenance" -most of my automotive instructors

  20. fucking hell, lost 20$ today.

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    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      fell out of pocket.

      note to self, put bills in wallet, not pocket.

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Or at least have proper pockets.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Slenderman strikes again

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