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  1. Expresate

    sudden influx of spam in my hotmail inbox. Yay!

  2. Expresate

    take off your pants and panties, shit on the floor

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      what if she doesnt wear any pantsu

  3. Expresate

    That feel when you find jerky you forgot about.

    1. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      that feel when no stores with jerky anywhere near

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      moldy?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      masturbation joke

  4. Expresate

    The EoTL movie was good. Shame SPUF will shit on it because SPUF.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want a smoking orphan kitten misc

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      oh I see so this is the new Hobbit movie

    3. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      no witty its a Hunger Games/Jurrassic Park crossover

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  5. Expresate

    They nerfed the Axtinguisher. HUFF. HUFF WHERE ARE YOU?

    1. Paero

      Paero

      Fuck this what a dead fucking game.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      Are you being srs right now, Paero?

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      I, for one, welcome our new Pan overlords. Wait, course I would, I am one!

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  6. Expresate

    Ugh

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Bleh

    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      blugh

      this concludes the ogre clan's role call

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      oh no moose

      it isn;t ogre yet

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  7. Expresate

    Vague status update that allows commenters to end the statement. This will inevitably turn into

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      Wow, I just realized we've been playing CAH in the status updates this entire time.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Metal Gear Rising soundtrack lyrics

    3. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      wendy williams' dick

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  8. Expresate

    Wait, since when has Silent been back.

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      i geddit

    2. Guy923

      Guy923

      he's always here with us, in our hearts

    3. Wulff

      Wulff

      yea silent where the fuck were u???

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  9. Expresate

    WAUGHMP WAUGHMP

    1. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      on topic, i have a considerable rear shelf

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      THAT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

    3. Huff

      Huff

      tfw no butt

      it's my family's curse

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  10. Expresate

    we spoop now

  11. Expresate

    What are you people doing

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I took a nice walk around town and bought some felt. I am now going to sew and do laundry.

    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      i ate a 12oz steak in 45 seconds and i'm hungry again

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      Farting rapidly

  12. Expresate

    What do you eat at 4 AM? I eat Chili from Tim Hortons #MooseToques

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      It probably has beans in it.

  13. Expresate

    what even is a sleep schedule

    1. Veez

      Veez

      something that used to exist in days long past, but have now passed on into legend

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      a myth

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      A ploy by the Illuminati.

  14. Expresate

    What is a sleep schedule?

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      a myth

    2. Rammite

      Rammite

      a myth

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      [lisp]An amith myth[/lisp]

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  15. Expresate

    When I grow up, I want to be a caterpillar.

  16. Expresate

    Which one of you no good turtlenecks rated my profile 1 star?

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I forgot that was a thing.

    2. kayohgee

      kayohgee

      wtf you're at least 2 stars

    3. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I did

  17. Expresate

    Wht bleist scum is editing "" into ll my posts?

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      Wht cunt

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      eloquently shirking the use of the letter your keys no longer produce is ridiculously simple

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  18. Expresate

    Why does EVERY new Warhammer game have to suck? Saw the new one on Steam, and it doesn't have a single recommendation. Oh well, I'll just go play SPAEC MEHRINES.

    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      They didnt raise enough teef to fund a good game.

    2. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      They probably didn't even paint it red.

    3. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      And yes, back to ULTRAH MEHREENS

  19. Expresate

    Working in a thrift store by myself, can't find things I need to help an old lady, she leaves disappointed. Stress, stress, stress.

    1. Paero

      Paero

      what can I get for 99 cents?

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      30 minutes

  20. Expresate

    wot si even HAPPENIGN. Like JESUS man tis si CRAZY

  21. Expresate

    Ye, I'm Irish. I get fights all day and get in drunk. Top o the mornin, pot of gold, blarney stone.

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Corned beef.

    2. Expresate

      Expresate

      And if ye was an englishman, we'd be right cross with each udder, would we now.

    3. The Irish Demopan

      The Irish Demopan

      I just found this status.

       

       

      So triggered.

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