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I maintain that megaman is waluigi in disguise. Blue is close enough to purple. And they both, uh.... errr,, have a face.

Wow! Look at this 100% not fake Smash Bros. Reveal! I can't wait to play on this exciting new stage!

Behold! Smash Bros. reveal art for some of the new and upcoming combatants!
 
Poochy!
 
Gru!
 
Medusa!
 
Professor WIllow!
 
Godzilla!
 
Putt-Putt!
 
Kogasa!
 
And some love for the anime rep we deserve, let's hear it for Yui!
 

Why hello there SPUFFriends! So, it's been quite a bit since E3 passed, and there wasn't much that really got my attention. Smash Bros. Ultimate, however, was the most interesting thing for me so let's talk about it! During the trailer Nintendo introduced the idea of Echo Fighters (which is just a glorified way of calling someone a clone, right?), and I wanna talk a bit about whom we can expect to have revealed in the coming months! Not only that, but it also might be worth my while to dump a couple of other characters who are definitely gonna be playable in the next game, so without further ado, I present to you good people 20, count 'em 20...! All new characters we can totally expect to see revealed in the next game. I'd say the odds of all 20 making the cut is about a 98% chance, so be prepared as there are definitely gonna be some realie dealie spoilers up ahead. (By spoilers, I mean totally accurate ass-pulls.) And take warning, my friends, for this post contains artwork by yours truly. And before you ask, no, I am not proud of it. So get cozy in your little chair (or wherever you are) and enjoy!
 
So first let's talk about the Echo Fighters. They seem pretty interesting, I guess. They're clones, but with by using the term "echo" they sound a Hell of a lot more promising! This first list here contains some characters who I think have a real shot at making it into this next game!
 
ALL-BUT-CONFIRMED ECHO FIGHTERS?!

Next up, we have 10 ALL NEW characters that will probably have playable roles in Smash Ultimate! Sakurai said we shouldn't expect much, but I reckon that he was just trying to lower our expectations so when these characters are revealed, the internet will explode!

THE ZANY NEW FACES OF SMASH BROS?!
 
So that sums up the lists of characters whom I truly believe will make it into the next game. Some may seem a bit unlikely, but as the game promises... EVERYONE'S HERE! Except Waluigi LOL! 
Anywho, normally I save this sort of list stuff for simple status updates, but I felt the need to make this one an actual post so when Putt-Putt's reveal trailer comes out, I can come back here to post, "I TOLD YA' SO!" 
 
So now's time for a real discussion. Do these characters seem likely? Who do you think will make it into Smash Ultimate? Who do you WANT to appear in Smash Ultimate?
That's all I've got to say for now. Until next time, this is LordAIDS Monkey, signing out!
 
 

At the very least make sure you do War Within soon because that'll make your Starchild much more useful instead of some largely useless dipshit, they'll be a useful dipshit. Then you can start making them even more useful through more farming!!!! :D!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait, Hijack isn't the right mission type I was thinking of, that was Pursuit. Still, it's a bit of a meh mission type, picking a frame that's got an easy way to replenish shields (Mag, Harrow, Trinity with the Vampire Leech augment) or frames that can add a separate health pool (Rhino and Nezha) are good ones to take.

You can also go Inaros or Nidus and the vehicle will drain your health to move.

Mag's the best if you want to do Hijack. If not, I've got a Capacitance Volt ready to give you a hand.
 
But Europa IS a step up in difficulty. To the point that they removed Namaah, the Raptor Boss Fight, from the requirements for Saturn.
 
More importantly though: Start maxing your Serration, Hornet Strike and Pressure Point mods. Intensify, Vitality and maybe Steel Fiber too if you can.

I hope Nintendo will reveal more info about Four: The Game.

Howdy SPUFFriends! Very soon we will be celebrating the one year anniversary of SPUF's sad end. And that got me thinking on how I can join in on the wacky festivities! After doing a whole lot of nothing in preparation for the big day, I did stumble across something very peculiar in my secret archives! (Right between the folder for my grandma's cookie recipe and my Little Mermaid hentai.) Yes, you see friends, I stumbled upon something that I thought went down with SPUF, something that probably shouldn't have seen the light of day again. But today I bring semi-great news, as I have found a LordAIDS Monkey Original Update retrieved directly from SPUF itself! So get cozy in your little chair as I present to you the (mostly) un-edited TF2 Update pulled straight from SPUF's end-times! (You need to keep in mind the context of the time as you read!)
 
 
And there you have it! An ancient piece of SPUF history completely restored by yours truly! Obviously, I lied at the end there about not coming back. It was just my way of attention whoring or something. But until next time, this is LordAIDS Monkey signing out! Happy SPUFFiversary, y'all!

Are children small? Or just far away?

Nailed it. Greatest question of our time solved by John Caveson.
 
Everyone go home.

Il’l remove you.

i hole-hardedly agree :DD but allow me to play doubles advogate here for a momend :DD for all indenzibe purboses i dink you are wronk :DD in an age were falze moralz are a diamond dozen :DD drue virtues are a bleszign in de skies :DD we often put our falze moralidy on a bedal stool lige a bunch of bre-madonnas :DD but you all seem to be takign sumdign very baluable for granide :DD so i ask of you to muztard ub all de sdrenkd you gan begauze id iz a doggy dog world out dere :DD aldough dere iz sum merid to wat you are sayign id seemz lige you have a huge ship on your shoulder :DD in your argumend you seem to drow eberydign in but de kidz nzync :DD and eben dough you are havign a feel day wid dis i am here to brign you bagg indo realidy :DD i have a sigg senze wen id gomes to dese tybes of dignz :DD id iz almost sbooky :DD begauze i gannod turn a blonde eye to dese glarign flawz in your rhedorig :DD i have zero taller andz wen id gomes to beoble sboutign out hate in de name of moral righteouznesz :DD you juzt need to remember wat gomes around iz all around :DD and wen subply and gomand failz you will be de firzt to go :DD mage my wordz :DD wen you ged down to brasz staggz id doesn't tage rogged abpliances to ged two birdz stoned at once :DD id's clear wo mages de pandz in dis relationzhip :DD and sumdimes you juzt have to swallow your brize and accept de facdz :DD you might have to gome to dis goncluzion drough denial and error but i swear on my moder's matign name dat wen you put de bedal to de medal you will pasz wid flyign garbedz lige id’s a beach of gage :DD 

edid: dere's a lod of fignerz of sbeech in dere :DD i might have miszed sum since i did id myzelf but i'm bredty sure dat's close to 100 cemend right :DD
 

That kind of raw potential can only be granted by most powerful artifact in the universe: The Adequacy Gauntlet.

Gyokuyoutama is the hacker 4chan confirmed.
 
 
 
I want my metahuman power to be the ability to be at least average at the things I like ;-;

The ability to factor large composite numbers into their prime parts.

I'm awfully close to 1776 rep.
 
The commencing is coming.

network majors get out reeee

(Had this happen when I was foolish enough to say something in German at the Munich airport.)

3 quick character head doodles. Magic salesman with bubble top hat and infinite mustache, government man, and some random skank:

"WWIII now?" is basically a meme at this point.

Caved and got a nintendo switch.
 
Now to think of which games to get....