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  1. Didn't even change our actual names. Lame.

  2. Four hours until Smash!

    Or if you're on the east coast, one hour until Smash!

    Or if you live in some other country, you already have Smash!

    ...Why do I live in the worst timezone?

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      The Australians always win.

       

      Also if you think the game a port I suggest you read up on the many mechanic, gameplay, and character balance changes. This is no longer E3 2018 and it's become very clear that there is much to separate this game from Smash 4. It plays very differently.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      @TheOnlyGuyEver I know, it was a joke. I wouldn't have been this excited about a port.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      >tfw a "midnight" release is actually 9pm for best coast

  3. "Fighting Polygon Team" would be a cool band name.

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      She Likes Cloth? That's a cool band name.

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I want to make a band that takes all its titles from directions and warnings on food containers. Coming up next is "Stir Frequently" from Handle With Care's new album: Contents may be Hot.

  4. If June is pride month, which months correspond to the other six deadly sins?

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      December = Greed (holiday corporatism)

      August = Wrath (hottest month)

      July = Envy (Canada Day -> 4th of July)

      February = Lust (Valentine's)

      October = Gluttony (Halloween candy)

      November = Sloth (idk Thanksgiving football)

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Happy Killdozer month.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'd be proud of having a killdozer if I had one

  5. Man, that was the longest Halloween ever.

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    2. Expresate
    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      jokes on you i still have SPUFOrange on
      halloween all year round babey
      i don't actually

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      They call it Eternaween for a reason.

  6. Merry 4/20! Be sure to put out your stocking so that Snoop Dogg can leave you a present!

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      is this a " h o t m e m e " ? ? ?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Not anymore.

  7. nuuu prequel

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      your post is a prequel to disappointment

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver
  8. One more year until I become a wizard. Yet I'm starting to think it won't be worth it.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Smiting your enemies is pretty cool, though.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's going to go exactly like you're expecting.

  9. So I guess this is just how SubSPUF is formatted now.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      ain't no party like an april fools party cuz an april fools party goes on for way longer than intended

    3. Binary

      Binary

      Ok so I tried to reply to a comment, reported it instead, tried to delete the report, and deleted the comment instead. I'm not having a good track record today...

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      That's just how Mondays are.

  10. -FOR SHOVELRY-

  11. :tin:

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    2. tsc

      tsc

      It's too late, Idiot Cube, this forum has always had an embedded indoctrination sequence that is impossible to ignore or remove.

    3. Idiot Cube
    4. <Witty Name>
  12. "You'd probably brush more often if you had a girlfriend" -My dentist

  13. @Huff I didn't know you were a DBZ character!

     

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      TL Note: "Huff" is usually Japanese onomatopoeia for panting, but in this particular usage it means "gay."


  14. you're waifu a sub-optimal digging implement

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless


      you're waifu a sub-optimal vision aid

  15. All aboard the youtube update train! Next stop: Google+ Comment Fuckery Town!

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    2. Unromantic XYTWO
    3. Kraszu

      Kraszu

      Why this is never irrelevant...

    4. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      To be fair, this might actually cut down on the general retardedness that is inherent with Youtube comments...

  16. Alright everyone, get in the car. We're going to Vegas to hunt down Corv.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      WAIT CMDR KNOWS THAT?! SHITSHITSHTISHIT

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Wait... Why hunt him in his own territory, when we can get him in his dreams?

    4. tsc

      tsc

      You didn't exactly make it hard to find when you hinted at what it was.

  17. Binary when are you gonna change my name back

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Huh, so it is.

    3. Binary

      Binary

      Oh whoops.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I'll admit it was pretty funny at the time. While I was also intoxicated.

  18. body waht r u doin. My internal clock is doing the opposite of what it normally does by creeping *backwards*, making me go to bed gradually earlier.

  19. Boy it sure would be cool if someone did a gimp or photoshop of my birthday gif...*whistles*

  20. BRB DRINKING SOME SULTRY LADY'S BLOOD

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Very hard I'd assume.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I was living with a vampiric spirit before it was cool.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      And she's been wallowing in your witch blood all this time, poor girl.

  21. CAN YOU FEEL LIFE MOVING THROUGH YOUR MIND?

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      Ey macarena!

    3. A 1970 Corvette
    4. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      I cannot feel any of the above. Maybe I have some strange medical condition?

  22. Corv isn't completely horrible sometimes.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Sadly, that's the one thing he's still completely horrible at.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      hey fuck you too buddy

    4. Idiot Cube
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