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Status Updates posted by tam

  1. apparently "moe" is some anime thing but i always think of moe from the simpsons and prevents me from taking it seriously

  2. Cheez-It brand Grooves crispy cracker chips are good

  3. despite all my rage i am cage just a mage in a sage

  4. does a perfect circle have no corners or infinite corners

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of M'DICK?

    3. Sir Slick

      Sir Slick

      what do you mean how long is a piece of string frickin' measure it

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      what does the fox say?

  5. pls go see zootopia

     

     

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    1. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      going to do so within the week

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      week from sunday fam

  6. somebody came to class wearing a collar

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    2. ICBMoose
    3. Stackbabbin' Bumscags
    4. tam

      tam

      no, i don't have any clothes that'd jive with a collar

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    2. ICBMoose

      ICBMoose

      progress on what

    3. tam

      tam

      parents found the skeleton my transformation is almost complete

    4. Moby

      Moby

      Too much skin

  7. "bimonthy" means twice a month OR every two months god damn it

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      but what about "semi-monthly"?

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      Valve aims for ''semi-annually'' now.

    4. Huff

      Huff

      it means you like both febuarys and femuarys

  8. "Isn't toast just overcooked bread? Can't you get cancer from eating burned bread?"

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      Theoretically, yes. Combustion can form carcinogens, and normal cooking also has the potential to introduce carcinogens (especially when browning is involved).

    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      why don't we just kill ourselves because LIVING causes CANCER

  9. "there's no way akinator will guess this" "Nipples the Enchilada" "god damn it"

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    2. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      akinator guessed my dick

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      He couldn't get Batty Batterson or King Conga 0/10

    4. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      He failed instantly as soon as I got some chinese history out.

  10. "why do you play with your hair so much" "do you even soft hair"

    1. DualJay

      DualJay

      my hair is really soft but it's also short

    2. Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      Stackbabbin' Bumscags

      I play with my hair all the time after a shower. It's soo soft.

  11. [screams eternally]

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