tam

oh watermelon how could I forget.

Watermelon gets an honorable mention, it's a truly delicious fruit

Watermelon 2nd place.

you're so mean, raz

don't worry bernk, your penis is the best part of you

Her last post was "Who cares about rep anyway."

I think she was blasphemyb& guys.

phone, nail clippers, wallet

Laptop, glass of grape juice, butterfly knife replica made out of Knex.

Monitor, keyboard, cough syrup.

GAMIN TIME

i heard you guys liek mudkip

Chocolate rain

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

Not if they see their parents' corpses first. They don't die in this one, they live for another 70 years each, but they never forget that one sight and every night they wake up screaming.

Also they live in an alternate reality where Michael Bay directs all movies.

Gilligan's Island?

Lousy commies, ruining our freedoms.

My computer was built on American soil, by my own AMERICAN HANDS! (from components made in China)

Bloody mainlanders.

yea rip

yea rip

yea rip

The only Jim I know is from Greece.

I've got a great-uncle Jim, but that's it.

I've got a great uncle Sam, but no 'im.

Y

I'm gonna main Taft

there was a thread and then it got deleted

i moved it

Literally every alt

Cubie!

...except that one

Meanwhile, we haven't had any snow at all over here this winter, and it has been an average of 16 degrees Celsius this week and it has been sunny all the time. The Dutch weather is obliviously off its rocker, considering it snowed until late March here last year.

#midwestweather

I hate it-nearly every time I'm on break my siblings get a snow day and ruin everything.

clearly i am impossible

i learned something new today

Anyone who plays a banjo for more than five minutes is integrated into the hivemind that is stamda

Wow not liking lithe cats what a bunch of scrubs

(but really all cats are good cats if they're lovey)

A fatass cat, doing tiny bootyclaps.

the opening lager

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

opening lager is a good thing to do

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

why would anyone want to do that jesus christ

Who's there?

what happen

it's a tough job but someone's gotta do it

it WAS pretty funny

...So in your "heavy goes to subway" fic, heavy comes to you for a sub sandwich?

:confused:

the teenager at the counter is an expy of me yes

Huh.

Sounds scary.

BANNED

BANNED

no you

What is alive without breath?

1 crate

pyrovision goggles

That would just be silly.

"There's a little stam stamda in all of us." l-lewd

Accept stam stamda into your heart and soul!

u wot m8?

The roblox forums sparked my Foruming addiction.

Guy ninehundred and twenty three.

subspuf award for gayest status update 2014

I'm not the one who wants to fug everyone here

dog items worst items 2013

I got not much purely on merit of largely skipping this Halloween event because of schoolwork and such.

Also, I am pretty much the only one who thinks that the 2011 gift system was fun and more rewarding.

I used a scout transmogriefer on my second dog head, and got a second Faun Feet out of it...

Then, I used Spy one on that and got an Ethereal Hood. Okay, I guess.

PUTT-PUTT, MAH NIGGA!

Let's see. The only Humongous games I have are Pajama Sam : No Need to... Outside, and Backyard Baseball 2000.

Backyard <Sport> games were fantastic

if you can't Dodge it, Ram it

and also i'd rather push a chevy than drive a ford

You're in luck Corv, they took the Ram

Corvettes are good cars, but a bit needlessly complex.