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  1. Razputin

    INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

    1. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      ANOTHER DIMENSION, NEW GALAXY

      INTERGALACTIC KFC

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      Please dont tell me you guys dont know the beastie boys

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      They might.

      I'm sorry in advance if they don't.

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  2. Razputin

    Confession time: I find spelling "matey" as "m80" very amusing

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      aight m8e

    2. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Yarr.

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      p90

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  3. Razputin

    I worry one of my friends is a robot; he hates swimming and out of the 900 trials in my study he had only one error

    1. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      He's totally not a robot, because I am the same way. And I'm TOTALLY not a robot.

    2. Doopliss2008

      Doopliss2008

      what was the test/trial about

    3. Facade

      Facade

      What do you mean, he might be a little short but that's no reason to call him names!

  4. Razputin

    noooooooooo I have the flu

    1. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Hope you will feel better soon Raz

    2. Wulff

      Wulff

      RIP

    3. tsc

      tsc

      Dammit we still don't have a Mumble server.

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  5. Razputin

    I have returned from the land of boat

    1. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Replaces Raz with bear.

    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      Well, he's a bear, so... who's the Noah equivalent?

    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Pan, because he's Irish and Noah was a drunk.

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  6. Razputin

    I will be on a boat for the weekend, remember kids no more than two dongs a day and don't forget to check your privilege every night before bedtime

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM HOW COME YOU LET GIG HAVE 3 DONGS

  7. Razputin

    I finally decided to go watch Breaking Bad. Am I too late to the party to make Baking Bread jokes?

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      yes

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Don't worry, I'm even later to the party.

    3. alexgndl

      alexgndl

      Welcome to the club.

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  8. Razputin

    Holy Ballsucking Christ I passed an exam I deemed impossible

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Good, now do it blind folded.

    2. Medic

      Medic

      Congrats!

    3. Davjo_

      Davjo_

      Congratulations!

  9. Razputin

    Confession time: I really like using the word "literally" wrong

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      literally hitler

    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I will literally bring literal literature literally to you.

    3. Huff

      Huff

      I'm figuratively confused here.

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  10. Razputin

    The voice acting in MGR is so bad, I love it

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Is your cause just? Or is that JUST what you tell yourself? FACK you!

  11. Razputin

    Oh man, is that Gunshot Bride?! Metronome is my favorite dubstep band!

    1. <Witty Name>

      <Witty Name>

      My favorite sport is sports.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      My favorite video game is the one with the guns and the multiplayer.

    3. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      My favorite number is 3, except when it isn't.

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  12. Razputin

    tfw you ticked the wrong transformation option six hours of work ago and realize everything you did after that has to be done over now

    1. tam

      tam

      be 2stronk raz

    2. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      You have mod powers, use them to rewind time.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      I will permaban EEG analysis for trolling me

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  13. Razputin

    "Bob's Burgers" is pretty funny but the artstyle is really ugly

    1. Huff

      Huff

      wow I apparently don't have reading comprehension

      please swear at me now

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      POOP

      BUTTS

      BOOBIES

      GENITALS

      LADY OF THE NIGHT

    3. Unromantic XYTWO

      Unromantic XYTWO

      Eh, I didn't think the humor was anything special, but the artstyle is just... no. It's terrible.

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  14. Razputin

    I have no mouse and I must use a trackpad

    1. Wulff

      Wulff

      RIP

    2. Simon

      Simon

      and i must scream

    3. Guy923

      Guy923

      you poor soul

  15. Razputin

    The all-nightening is complete, and I actually managed to pass the test. Pretty happy about that

  16. Razputin

    I fucked up my studying schedule and it turns out I have an exam this Thursday instead of Friday. Time to pull an all-nighter

    1. KillaWaliid

      KillaWaliid

      Good luck. I'm dealing with a home exam that has to be done in about 11 hours

    2. Argeon

      Argeon

      gg no re

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      How many of us here have trouble keeping up their studying schedules? *raises hand*

  17. Razputin

    April fools, I actually am a bear irl

    1. FrozenFirebug

      FrozenFirebug

      :beardance:

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

  18. Razputin

    Confession time: I actually am not really a bear irl

    1. tam

      tam

      shock and awe

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      cock and baw

    3. Batty Batterson

      Batty Batterson

      http://finalformgames.bandcamp.com/track/truth-stands-revealed

  19. Razputin

    Man there's a lot of people online during Americatime

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    2. Jordax

      Jordax

      Christ Raz, what are you doing deep into Sunday night?

      Also the only things America invented are cars that drink more petrol and oil than a Fin drinks alcohol.

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Exam-stress induced insomnia and laughing at patriotism

    4. Jordax

      Jordax

      Same here with exam/test related stress.

      Tomorrow a Company Economics test consisting of two hours long consisting of 21 chapters whyyyyyyyy.

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  20. Razputin

    My dad has asked me if I have any spare sports shoes he could borrow five times in the last hour I am starting to worry

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      quick diagnose him with something

  21. Razputin

    Awww yus apple pie God bless America

  22. Razputin

    there are very few things I detest as much as the that's 70s show

    1. Facade

      Facade

      What about According to Jim?

    2. Razputin

      Razputin

      never really watched it, seems like the most standard family sitcom imaginable

    3. Facade

      Facade

      It feels like it's trying to be Everybody Loves Raymond except without the weird charm of Ray. I usually like American Sitcoms but it's shit.

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  23. Razputin

    Facebook bought Oculus Rift and the shitstorm on /v/ knows no end

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I think /v/ just got frozen

    2. Facade

      Facade

      They played us like a damn fiddle

    3. Jordax

      Jordax

      I am surprised that they are not playing Don McLean's American Pie nonstop over the site now.

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  24. Razputin

    Internet is so damn slow here aaaaa

    1. Razputin

      Razputin

      making shitty responses to people's status updates seems a good alternative to talking to friends

    2. Huff

      Huff

      What do you do for work?

    3. Razputin

      Razputin

      Im janitor at a music school

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  25. Razputin

    The chat is broken ;_;

    1. Huff

      Huff

      I just bought a subscription, so I'm at least helping. Again, I can do a bit more if needed, Commander.

    2. tsc

      tsc

      Now we are making enough to support the server, but we won't have enough for renewal because it's a lump sum thing.

    3. Cell

      Cell

      Well, it's not like many people used it.

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